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Honestly, I don't see why you dudes are frustrated about this dude drawing shit and being somewhat nice. I do think it's a really dumb move not to take any profit and he can sometimes be a bit asskissey with Chris, but he doesn't seem like a bad dude. I mean, he's not hurting anyone, and he seems to actually have a life.
 
Honestly, I don't see why you dudes are frustrated about this dude drawing shit and being somewhat nice. I do think it's a really dumb move not to take any profit and he can sometimes be a bit asskissey with Chris, but he doesn't seem like a bad dude. I mean, he's not hurting anyone, and he seems to actually have a life.

I think some people are upset with Bryan because not only is he riding on Chris coattails (and sometimes his dick), but he's also making money off Chris comic, which in a way, fuels Chris delusional that he's the best comic book writer/drawer in the world when the truth is that Chris is none of those things. He's can just barely form a coherent sentence, and his art hasn't improved at all. The people spending shit on the trash that Chris sells think they're not only trolling the trolls and kiwi farms, but Chris as well (though honestly, half the people that do that in the current day have never read a article on the cwcki because if they did they would stop), are ultimately trolling themselves in the long run
 
... fuels Chris delusional that he's the best comic book writer/drawer in the world when the truth is that Chris is none of those things. He's can just barely form a coherent sentence, and his art hasn't improved at all. The people spending shit on the trash that Chris sells think they're not only trolling the trolls and kiwi farms
If it makes KF people mad that Chris (such a bad artist >:( ) is getting paid for his art, then yes, the people giving Chris money are absolutely trolling KF. I really hope that's not the case, because that's embarrassing.
but Chris as well
No one thinks they're trolling Chris by buying his shit.

Almost every sale Chris makes is on par with a tourist novelty license plate you'd get at Niagara Falls.
 

Enough with the bromance, just touch butts and go your separate ways, idiots.

How the fuck is there someone that stupid. No just give me the profits I got actual fucking bills to pay and Fatty'll just blow it on legos and anime porn.
The comic was well done and funny, and the joke went over Chris's head. I doubt anyone will actually buy this, and the profit margins that go to chris from this will be peanuts compared to what he gets when he makes a 20 sec beg-a-thon video. Like at best he gets a couple trips to mcdonalds out of this.
lol calm down
finally a measured response.

I think some people are upset with Bryan because not only is he riding on Chris coattails (and sometimes his dick), but he's also making money off Chris comic, which in a way, fuels Chris delusional that he's the best comic book writer/drawer in the world when the truth is that Chris is none of those things. He's can just barely form a coherent sentence, and his art hasn't improved at all. The people spending shit on the trash that Chris sells think they're not only trolling the trolls and kiwi farms, but Chris as well (though honestly, half the people that do that in the current day have never read a article on the cwcki because if they did they would stop), are ultimately trolling themselves in the long run
Even veteran members here get twisted all out of shape over chris getting money from weens. I don't think they're intentionally trying to "troll the farms" but boy is it working. The sheer amount of salt this forum has generated out of users here has me :story:

 
No one thinks they're trolling Chris by buying his shit.
Maybe not, but the way people seek attention for buying one of the big things like the Sonic Totem or the guy who pretended to buy the Classic can be kind of annoying. The paid videos can be pretty dumb though.

If there were a reason not to buy Chris' stuff it would be because he'll put little effort into it and avoid doing work for as long as he can. You could also say it could interfere with him making Sonichu but that's wrong because Chris wasn't drawing the comic consistently even when he was paid for pages.
 
Whenever Chris puts something up for sale and someone buys it, I would hope that they're buying it because they want it, not because they're looking for attention. No one has ever really gotten attention for buying anything from Chris. If you buy something it should be because you want it and you can afford the price. Hundreds of dollars is too rich for my blood, but if someone really wants Chris's Poke cards, that is fine with me.

However, there's something I don't trust about the recent cards sales... I think someone is going to get the bright idea of doing some sort of certification for them and start piecing them out for sale on eBay one card at a time as "True And Honest Chris-Chan Relics". Going into business reselling Chris crap is completely lame, but I still bet they could turn a profit if they were willing to totally swallow their pride.
 
lol that's a legit gaming laptop. I doubt chris would have the knowledge to pick that out himself. Someone must have given him that.
It's also a kinda ancient one judging by the specs, all its reviews are in 2011~2012. It's not the same one he got as a gift (see below video):


Also, Chris can be surprisingly knowledgeable when it comes to something that genuinely interests him, vidya is definitely one of those things..
 
I think he is content to see gaming branding everywhere.

Also, given how ancient it is, there's a high possibility that he picked up a used laptop.

If it was a shitty Alienware or even shittier Dell "gaming" PC/laptop, Chris would still buy it because he only pays attention to the word gaming. Shit you could probably get a old ass motherboard, a Intel Celeron processor, 2 sticks of 1gb DDR RAM, the very first Nvidia agp card, and a 2gb hard drive with windows ME on it and he would still buy it, only to bitch later that he was ripped off, and he would blame it on.everyone but himself even though he knows he never researched a damn thing or asked for help because Chris thinks he's the perfect human specimen.
 
If it was a shitty Alienware or even shittier Dell "gaming" PC/laptop, Chris would still buy it because he only pays attention to the word gaming. Shit you could probably get a old ass motherboard, a Intel Celeron processor, 2 sticks of 1gb DDR RAM, the very first Nvidia agp card, and a 2gb hard drive with windows ME on it and he would still buy it.
Chris is a dumbass, but people tend to underestimate him a lot, he can reach average levels of decision making if it's to do with something he really cares about (like Vidya).

Remember, this is the man who moved mountains to get a new PS Triple after he ran over his old one. He had fucking withdrawal symptoms for the couple of days he had to live without his PS3 (Keep in mind that he had multiple other consoles within easy reach).

Plus, all he has to do here is find a laptop with "Gaming" plastered all over it. That isn't very hard to do imo. Did he actually check the benchmarks for the games he plans to play? I'm almost positive he didn't, but it doesn't matter for the games he had..
 
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