Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging about the patriarchy.

"Why can't this thing I don't like that others do go away?"

Like you?

I'm honestly surprised he can handle Doom Patrol.

Trying to defend his shitty taste in movies.

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[HY 140]

i feel like he only put Reveng of the Nerds on there because he was offended by it the most, also if Crocodile Dundee is so problematic how tf did it do so well in Australia

 

[Positron]

"There isn't much grey area about the VIOLATION of people against their free will."
Still there is enough grey area to house a Devin Faraci.

"...humiliates a transwoman for basically no reason..."
His being a tranny is reason enough, friendo!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Incredible, every sentence makes me lose it.

 

[:thinking:]

Work schedule.




Agreed, also, that chick is talking out of her ass, she's saying that Hollywood says that diverse movies don't sell in China because they don't do market research.. Umm, I'm pretty sure that this statement is the result of actual fucking market research.. Specifically, historical analysis of box office intakes.

What Cultural Marxists don't realize is that not everyone will value the same things, People in the west may value diversity and inclusion (we can agree or disagree on whether it's forced or not in any given work), but I have never seen any easterner say that they value those things, and I mean both Middle and far east people. Hell, I know African people, and they never mentioned to me that "Gee, neural, I loved the fact that this movie has a black lead!"..

The problem with all formats of Marxism is that humans can never agree in totality on the details of anything, be it diversity, economic equality, what to have for breakfast..etc, so it's only recourse is to force the upper echelon' desires and ideas on everyone and unify everything, and this has the capacity to harm a lot of people in a lot of ways.

So what you’re saying is that we must kill all the mudbloods?

 

[Flexo]

I'm calling the police.

Cow crossover! (John Cleese is often mentioned on the cracked thread.) Guess he has a lot of spare time now...

Back when I watched Bob, I mostly stuck to his movie reviews, and back then he almost never showed his face and spoke normally. I think that's what made him bearable; if I realized the voice I was listening to belonged to a fat man in his 30s that looked like a sex offender I don't think I would have continued watching. I started to dislike him when he started slipping weird political arguments in his videos; one of the catalysts for me was his review of The Giver in which he criticized it for it's "perfect society is really evil" story. Looking back, it makes sense he would hate a movie like that considering his bizarre globalist opinions.

I read him back in the day because I was a big fan of the old movie text review sites (Jabootu & the b-masters cabal was my jam) and Bob seemed like a guy interested in that schlock back in the day. Yeah we disagreed a bit but I find it useful to keep abreast of what the other side of the aisle actually thanks.

Even before his videos his stuff would spiral out of control if the right triggers were hit (especially if religion was anywhere in the movie).

I thought nothing else about him until he got the escapist job and then I became aware of "oh, he's doing vid reviews now." Then twitter and he became worse.

It's not "for basically no reason" you FUCKING MORON. Literally the entire joke about Dundee is the "fish out of water" scenario and the transfolk incident is one of the many parts of that THEME.

Reminder that Bob once mocked someone for not understanding subtext and theme.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's not "for basically no reason" you FUCKING MORON. Literally the entire joke about Dundee is the "fish out of water" scenario and the transfolk incident is one of the many parts of that THEME.

Reminder that Bob once mocked someone for not understanding subtext and theme.

I don't disagree but doesn't that fall on its face when the "subtext and theme" Bob accused someone of not getting in that pic is that completely original origin he pulled out his ass for Rey that completely contradicts TFA?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Female Super Sayians have existed in official DB media since DBO which came out in 2010. Bob is :late: by about a decade.

Ugh. Please tell me Bob isn't becoming a DBZ fan. I would think the fact that its two main heroes are traditional, jock-type alpha males who are married and have families would turn him off of the series. And hell, Master Roshi's antics alone would have him denouncing the entire series as "problematic". Not to mention that the series' greatest villain (Frieza) was based on a tranny.

Oh wait. The two new female Saiyans are lesbians. Well, that explains Bob's interest in the series. Tear the mask off of any self-righteous, self-proclaimed champion of REPRESENTATION and you'll find a guy who's only interested in securing his fapping material.

 

[A Random]

Not to mention that the series' greatest villain (Frieza) was based on a tranny.

wait wat

 

[The Nothingness]

Would Bob react the same way these New York billionaires did if plans to have a homeless shelter in his neighborhood were being made?

http://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs...lanned-homeless-shelter-on--billionaires-row-

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think the funniest part of this is that he thinks he actually has power.

Yes, I can't wait for Hollywood to run this into the ground either.

Sperging about Bitcoin.

If Lindsay Ellis isn't gonna fuck you, what makes you think Amy Schumer will?

LOL I was *just* the other day wondering if Bob was still around and on this bullshit! Easily one of the saddest human beings on the web.

 

[Mola Ram]

Diabetes is not fast enough.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Diabetes is not fast enough.

Maybe he will go into cardiac arrest. All those Big Macs and Chicken Nuggets cannot be healthy.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Maybe he will go into cardiac arrest. All those Big Macs and Chicken Nuggets cannot be healthy.

I hope he does go into a cardiac arrest. His attitude and his non-existent knowledge base irritates anyone he hates.

 

[Positron]

Wow, he expects niggers to pay and see a "Black History Month blockbuster".

Sperging about Bitcoin.
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The widespread faith in the idea that "diversity" is going to defeat "the coalminers" because they're olds who don't understand technology gives you some insight into the maturity level diversity-zealots are functioning at.

 

[Flexo]

I don't disagree but doesn't that fall on its face when the "subtext and theme" Bob accused someone of not getting in that pic is that completely original origin he pulled out his ass for Rey that completely contradicts TFA?

No it makes it funnier that Bob invents a completely false theme (which MauLer calls him on) and then accuses people of not being able to get it - and then he fails to get an actual theme that was put in an actual movie.

 

[HY 140]

"I've done it without making bullshit"

 

[Slowboat to China]

Sperging about the patriarchy.

RECORDED history, Bob. That's kind of a vague term, true, but one way it can be used is to describe the history humans themselves have recorded--IE, in writing. Writing was a game changer, but it was also a pretty late invention in human existence. Hieroglyphics and cuneiform, Bob, both less than 7,000 years old. If you stretch it to permanent structures and such (arguably a good hallmark of civilization), Jericho is our winner at about 11,000 years old.

So yeah, Bannon's statement is a bit goofy, but Bob sees someone mention 10,000 years of history and immediately assumes that they believe humans have only existed for 10,000 years. Sums him up, really. See a thing, make worst possible assumption about that thing, call that thing stupid based on said assumption.

 

[Red Hood]

I wish Bob was a lady so the Patriarchy would let me dismiss him. But since he theoretically has a dick I have to take him seriously.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wish Bob was a lady so the Patriarchy would let me dismiss him. But since he theoretically has a dick I have to take him seriously.

Are you sure? I doubt he's seen it in years.