Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Foccacia said:
You're right, I forgot the correct terminology of her culinary creations. Can we also relish in the fact that she HAS to buy Jennie-O brand turkey? Why is she so obsessed with tubular turkey grounds... (:_(
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Probably because it's cheap, spending any more money would take away from her ability to buy copious amounts of wax melts and shitty purses.
 
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Sure jan. I'm sure she needs the smallest pads for her tiny hole.
 
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Oh Hamburgers said:
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Perfection.
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Also - the idea that some people have jobs that allow them to freely surf the web is also probably mind boggling to her.

Foccacia said:
I don't even question the fact that Amber has Dayquil on her "chili list", judging by her past hellish sodium concoctions
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Lol she misspelled zucchini, I'm so sure it's someone else's fault 'subsribe' was put in the intro.
 
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harrytaco said:
She sure gets her period a lot.
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Always having to emphasize that she is an actual woman who bleeds. I bet when she gets her period the whole house comes to a halt. First, come the anger and emotions, written off to PMS. Followed by Announcements and demands for trips to the store for lady products, and supplies. Bragging about changing her pad and spending an obnoxious amount of time in the bathroom, a full day off for crampies and chocolate cravings, a great excuse for laying around and eating, and don't forget the bloating, she can blame her weight gain on that and seem all the more feminine. She's just so girly, a real girl who bleeds and has periods like girls do. (chin touch)
 
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Sure jan. I'm sure she needs the smallest pads for her tiny hole.
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I'm still trying to figure out how this happened - Becky is a woman and has most likely purchased pads at some point in her life. It'd be an easy mistake for a man to make since they don't regularly purchase these items but either Big Gay AL actually does need these and lied (probable) or she told Becky to get the cheapest XL pads she could find and that somehow got lost in translation.

ETA: Where did anyone even see the urine pads? I didn't spot a cart in the last video so what's she on about?
 
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sweaty chafing thighs said:
I'm still trying to figure out how this happened - Becky is a woman and has most likely purchased pads at some point in her life. It'd be an easy mistake for a man to make since they don't regularly purchase these items but either Big Gay AL actually does need these and lied (probable) or she told Becky to get the cheapest XL pads she could find and that somehow got lost in translation.

ETA: Where did anyone even see the urine pads? I didn't spot a cart in the last video so what's she on about?
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Malibougie said:
Last time she had her period she blamed her binge partially on it.

Yesterday an early V-Day meal, period cravings- different day, different excuse to stuff her pie hole on every day that ends in “y”.
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She probably weasels her way out of sex on period days too though I'm sure Becky probably has her redwings and doesn't care, sex seems like too much work for Amber.

No Valentine's Day nookie for Becky : (

And Becky has said many times that she doesn't like sushi. Amber, had better quit being such a primadonna or her girl is gonna leave.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
She probably weasels her way out of sex on period days too though I'm sure Becky probably has her redwings and doesn't care, sex seems like too much work for Amber.

No Valentine's Day nookie for Becky : (

And Becky has said many times that she doesn't like sushi. Amber, had better quit being such a primadonna or her girl is gonna leave.
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They did say ILY(not over enthusiastically), which I don't think has been in any vlogs since the blackout.
 
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