the number one thing i want to do with my life is chew on chris' corpse dream of compy nailed to a tree covered in moss and mildew hes like kuato from total recall and also hes crying and michael snyders head and ribcage is taped onto his torso also he has and hes being beaten up by chris who poured meth down his throat and he has a plastic bag over his head and its being taped too itd be pretty neat if chris throat is slit and then immediately sewn back and hes bleeding and crying but he isnt dead. then i punch him in his fat nose twice and kick him in the head and hes still crying but he isnt dead. then i tape barb's left femur, ribcage, and ankle skin to chris' chest and set his arms on fire. then i nailgun him to a heavy wooden board and pretend that hes dead and i ignore him for a few minutes and then he calls for help and i retaliate by shoving burnt candles down his throat. then i loudly talk about his parents death which makes him cry. then i call up the crimson executioner from that one film and he tortures chris for a bit, but chris isnt dead.then his stomach caves in and hes barely awake so i hit him in the head with a 1000 pound sledgehammer, but hes still alive. then i insert a habitrail tube up his butt and it leads to his right ear, and so he shits in the tube which is motorized and shoots his poop up his ear. then hes blinded by one of barb's teeth that i tore out, but hes still alive. then i make chris into a pancake and gorilla glue bobs neck, left leg, and eyeballs to chris' shins and spit on him and call him gay and make a funeral pyre and pour liquidized meth down his nostrils and
