LordAutismo
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To be fair, it is women that are on the biological clock. Not men. Men can be 80 and still have kids.
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To be fair, it is women that are on the biological clock. Not men. Men can be 80 and still have kids.
. . what the hell is whining about in the Fortnite video? The game is called "Fornite:Battle Royale." Battle. Royale. I'm pretty sure in EVERY depiction of a dystopian future where people compete in a blood sport "fair" never comes into the equation. And let me guess: it's totally fair when he manages to get a good gun and/or starting location.
Not quite. Men perhaps don't experience the psychological pull of the "biological clock" but age definitely matters with fertility.
Not quite. Men perhaps don't experience the psychological pull of the "biological clock" but age definitely matters with fertility.
WeeblesWobble
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He complained that the game wasn't realistic enough. He actually cited stuff like bullet drop not being in it as a reason the game is "for babies." Someone pulled a Halo and jumped around so Phil couldn't shoot them then blasted him. He said that in real life if you jump and shoot you get knocked on your ass by the gun...
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He sacrificed four days (!) of his very limited time for her. Haaaah, true love must be sweet.
#LEAVETIMSCHAFFEROUTOFTHIS
The only thing lagging in his household is his lazy ass.
I'd think he'd go for something more autistic like "DETRACTED!".
Well, if the speculations of some of us are halfway true and she comes out of an abusive relationship, then this has to be pure hell for her.
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The more I heard fatfuck failre Phil say "I didn't do that, that's not what I wanted dur lag ack ack ack" I'd hate to see him go shooting guns at a distance greater than 10 yards and not grasp the concept of adjusting sights or zeroing scopes cause that's what you when something isn't doing as intended you adapt and change something he knows little of.
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I know that isn't his account, i'm banned from that, he should still see it though.
He should have just played the original Secret of Mana. The art direction of this new one just looks REALLY bad and loses all the charm of the original (IMHO having not played the full remake).
. . .I mean his ranting about aggregate opinions of a game are just ridiculous. Like everyone BUT him is qualified to have an opinion of a game that isn't influenced by "Corporations." Monster Hunter is a great example of this; a month in and it's still one of the top streamed games on Twitch being beaten out by the usual suspects. This is a game that I "finished" at around 150 hours (if you consider the credits end) and that has about the same replay structure that this constant stream of PUBG has and far more co-op'ability. However, the game is "boring and grindy" and of course anyone who disagrees is a shill.
. . .I mean his ranting about aggregate opinions of a game are just ridiculous. Like everyone BUT him is qualified to have an opinion of a game that isn't influenced by "Corporations." Monster Hunter is a great example of this; a month in and it's still one of the top streamed games on Twitch being beaten out by the usual suspects. This is a game that I "finished" at around 150 hours (if you consider the credits end) and that has about the same replay structure that this constant stream of PUBG has and far more co-op'ability. However, the game is "boring and grindy" and of course anyone who disagrees is a shill.
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I know that isn't his account, i'm banned from that, he should still see it though.
Remember when he hyped up the Shadow of War, and even saying that its a good game, reviewers are idiots, and we should come out and watch him? And then he was cursing the game when he reached the point reviewers talking about.
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The PC would last 10 minutes top that game is like dark souls but fps the skill curve is beautifully high and it punishes noobs... well lets say not dark souls but Bloodbourne, hey Leoric anyone? :p
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He hypes pretty much every new release and how many viewers it is going to get him!
Find it worse how he hypes old games he have played and are going to play again, thinking every old viewer is suddenly pop up again along with every detractor that is out there.
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Oh shit I forgot about that. "All the BIG YOOTOOBERS and game reviewers and streamers are just negative these days! Negative negative negative! Because they know it brings in the money and the big views! Well I REFUSE to be a part of that culture! I'm gonna be PAHSITIVE. I'm AHNEST unlike everyone else who is just negative for money and they're just always negative! Unlike me I'm PAHSITIVE."
Now its the exact opposite in the span of 4 months?
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is it me or is this a really weird thing to share? A picture of a cup... riveting.. Sorry if i sound old and out of touch with social media
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I can't say that's what I imagined Kekon looking like. Voice does not match the face at all.
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For all the legit shit to say about DSP his Instagram posts are actually fairly "normal" to a large extent. However its KF so no detail is too small, but I can assure you people post pictures of their coffee cups 24x7.
Except some of those selfies he posts...those are definitely a bit weirder.
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Every time he claims he was blocking, I just look over to the side of his screen and see that big ole glaring COUNTER message...
He claims he's blocking but its obvious hes trying to Mash a super or something, that counter notice only appears when your opponent hits you in the middle of your attack, that's why he dies so fast when he gets combo'd you take more damage when counter'd
Better be glad the devs didn't add dumb shit like fatal counter which was triple the damage or negative edge state which increased the amount of damage you took until you started fighting offensively...
He claims he's blocking but its obvious hes trying to Mash a super or something, that counter notice only appears when your opponent hits you in the middle of your attack, that's why he dies so fast when he gets combo'd you take more damage when counter'd
Better be glad the devs didn't add dumb shit like fatal counter which was triple the damage or negative edge state which increased the amount of damage you took until you started fighting offensively...
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I still hold hope that some team of scientists are going to discover DSP and kidnap him into a laboratory to try and unlock his next-level fighting game skills.
I'm sure they'd dump him out on the street after a few days though because its clear that no matter the game, no matter the console, no matter the controller, no matter the netcode he's still going to bitch.
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Yup, DSP´s instagram pictures aren´t all that weird.
What is weird is the motive. He´s always been an insecure little man that needs to feeds his ego, ergo he´d always talk about his girlfriend, Leanna. Everyone needs to know that he has a girlfriend, because he is a big manly man who gets pussy on the daily.
What has changed are his reasons. He never pushed Leanna THIS hard, so either he is trying to prove to Leanna that he moved on, on the off chance that she checks his social media... or he is trying to prove to everyone that he is doing just fine, nay, even better. The previous relationship was just another pussy, this is THE relationship, the real, grown-up relationship with his soul maid. He´s not doing well, he´s doing better than before.
What is weird is the motive. He´s always been an insecure little man that needs to feeds his ego, ergo he´d always talk about his girlfriend, Leanna. Everyone needs to know that he has a girlfriend, because he is a big manly man who gets pussy on the daily.
What has changed are his reasons. He never pushed Leanna THIS hard, so either he is trying to prove to Leanna that he moved on, on the off chance that she checks his social media... or he is trying to prove to everyone that he is doing just fine, nay, even better. The previous relationship was just another pussy, this is THE relationship, the real, grown-up relationship with his soul maid. He´s not doing well, he´s doing better than before.
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