Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[HY 140]

If Bob showed up at NYCC next year and hosted a panel titled “How Mario Will Influence the Superior Future” Id attend in a heartbeat.

Bob at NYCC

 

[Gordon Cole]

Notice the lack of Bob and the Deadpool shirt.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Notice the lack of Bob and the Deadpool shirt.
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Isn't that like Bob to ignore his family for his hobbies obsessions

 

[Florence]

Notice the lack of Bob and the Deadpool shirt.
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64?! Jesus, maybe terrible health and (presumably) early deaths run in the Chipman family or something.

 

[Mola Ram]

64?! Jesus, maybe terrible health and (presumably) early deaths run in the Chipman family or something.

I'm guessing from the photo that the elder Chipman had been dying of cancer for a while. He has that hollow look.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Was Peter a chubby chaser? His two boys are a bit on the rotund side for his skeleton genes to be at fault.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Notice the lack of Bob and the Deadpool shirt.
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Does anyone else suspect Dad’s smile is because “hey! The other kids not here! It’s gonna be a great day!”

 

[Mola Ram]

Was Peter a chubby chaser? His two boys are a bit on the rotund side for his skeleton genes to be at fault.

Either that or look for a suspiciously fat mailman.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Was Peter a chubby chaser? His two boys are a bit on the rotund side for his skeleton genes to be at fault.

Bob was skinny as a child. He grew into his obesity.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

fair point. What you are asking for could still happen though. Picture Bob going to a comicon for example

Someone should have Comicon in Wyoming, since every county but one voted for Trump.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Someone should have Comicon in Wyoming, since every county but one voted for Trump.

But would Bob go there? Not counting the state being nearly all pro trump but it's a hot sweltering place and probably out of range for Bob in terms of travel costs

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Solely for the entertainment value, I take it? It'd probably be worth it

I certainly wouldn’t be going for any intellectual insight that’s for sure.

Bob at NYCC
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You’re assuming enough people would show up to boo him.

 

[HY 140]

You’re assuming enough people would show up to boo him.

you're right, it'd be 3 people and a life size mario figure

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It wouldn't shock me if Bob maintains zero contact with anyone in his family besides his brother, likely because he's the only one that puts up with his shit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's good, don't get me wrong, but it's not that good.

Wow, totally not apples and oranges Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wow, totally not apples and oranges Bob.
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Is that why a bunch of them are starting to revert and we've had multiple instances of employees admitting it was a failure? You know, if we accept this movies are comics nonsense in the first place.

 

[Jaimas]

Bob at NYCC
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To be fair if blob was talking at an event in my area I would go there specifically to heckle. All evidence is that he'd absolutely lose his shit.

That would involve leaving the basement though.

 

[RodgerDodger]

you're right, it'd be 3 people and a life size mario figure

Mario won't be seen with Bob. I think both he and Luigi filed for orders of protection. Princess Peach carries one of those panic buttons just in case Bob comes within 500 feet.

It's good, don't get me wrong, but it's not that good.
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Wow, totally not apples and oranges Bob.
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To comics fans Black Panther was a well known well liked well established character dating back to the 60's. Comic fans, the people Bob is complaining about have never had an issue with BP. He's not a "Diversity" character. He's always been there. As for the regular people who had no idea who Black Panther was until Civil War? They had no idea who Groot and Rocket Raccoon were? They're now billion dollar merchandise juggernauts. They had no idea who Ant Man was. They showed up for that. (BTW has anybody had the heart to tell Bob that his glorious perfect future is in fact the Villain in Black Panther?)

 

[Mola Ram]

To comics fans Black Panther was a well known well liked well established character dating back to the 60's. Comic fans, the people Bob is complaining about have never had an issue with BP. He's not a "Diversity" character. He's always been there. As for the regular people who had no idea who Black Panther was until Civil War? They had no idea who Groot and Rocket Raccoon were? They're now billion dollar merchandise juggernauts. They had no idea who Ant Man was. They showed up for that. (BTW has anybody had the heart to tell Bob that his glorious perfect future is in fact the Villain in Black Panther?)

I am sitting here in stunned silence at the notion this swollen bag of rancid chowder honestly believes Black Panther was anywhere near as obscure as Rocket Raccoon, or Star-Lord, or even, say, Falcon or Black Widow.

He doesn't really believe this nonsense, does he? I mean, this is all posturing, right?

I'd say he can't be that stupid, but I fear the weight of the evidence is against me.

(Oh and Scorsese / DeNiro did make a movie around the time of Superman between Taxi Driver and Raging Bull, and that movie was the musical New York, New York, which is almost completely forgotten except for the title song, which Sinatra made famous. So maybe Bob has a point ... unintentionally.)

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I certainly wouldn’t be going for any intellectual insight that’s for sure.

You’re assuming enough people would show up to boo him.

It’s would essentially sound like this.