Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[tehpope]

There's some decent films in there, but I mean some choices make my head scratch. American Rabbit? Equilibirum? A Goofy Movie? Bride of Chucky? Doomsday? I wouldn't really rate Videodrome to be underrated.

I know Atom Egoyan has some cred, but you can't tell me otherwise that the only reason Bob put Chloe on his list is because Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore fuck in that movie.

Spoiler: Don't Click if you don't want to know about Society

Also how appropriate bob chose Society as one of his films. A movie literally about the rich eating the poor and them being a different species entirely.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Correct me, if I'm wrong. But isn't Goofy movie one of disney's most popular films to the point of getting cons. Just to see the film?

A Goofy Movie was a modest success by Disney standards at about a $35M gross in 1995, and received a tepid reception from critics at the time. Its popularity was more of a cult following and was enough to get a direct-to-video sequel in 2000. So Bob is correct in that it was unappreciated in its time, but the film is also extremely dated and really pales in terms of quality compared to the films of the Disney renaissance (though I prefer it to Pocahontas.)

 

[Positron]

How are Videodrome, The Dressmaker and Cube underappreciated?

 

[Anonimo]

While this doesn't directly relate to Bob himself, I found this image on twitter making jabs at other internet "critics." Many of these can, and often have been applied to Bob's work

https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/965480270970392576

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

While this doesn't directly relate to Bob himself, I found this image on twitter making jabs at other internet "critics." Many of these can, and often have been applied to Bob's work

https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/965480270970392576

Ironic since that's Jerry peet. Another one from Bob's inspired fans to "content creator". It seems Bob loves to inspire sociopaths to be critics without understanding what it actually requires for it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, can't wait for this to be overexaggerated.

Bob and brand loyalty.

GIBES GIBES GIBES GIBES GIBES

Spoiler: Bob's List

1. Dragonslayer
2. The Best Little Whore House in Texas
3. Videodrome
4. Last Starfighter
5. Vampire Hunter D
6. Adventures of the American Rabbit
   
7. Bad Taste
8. Troma's War
9. Society
10. Class of 1999
11. The Rocketeer
12. Porco Rosso
13. Holy Weapon (Wuxia Qi Gongzhu)
14. Orochi: The 8 Headed Dragon (Yamato Takeru)
15. A Goofy Movie
16. Set it Off
17. Cube
18. Bride of Chucky
19. Dead or Alive (Miike)
20. Frequency
21. Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte de loups)
22. Equilibrium
23. Down with Love
24. D.E.B.S
25. Hostage
26. Abominable
27. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
28. Doomsday
29. Splice
30. Chloe
31. The Lincoln Lawyer
32. Casa De Mi Padre
33. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear
34. Draft Day
35. The Dressmaker
36. KillZone 2 (Sha Po Lang 2)
37. Dave Made a Maze

So, it's a mix of cult classics, crap the world forgot about, things that get his rocks off and movies that are actually appreciated (Mostly after the fact, but appreciated nonetheless.) 'Bout what I expected, tbh.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Weren't you gung-ho about this idea two years ago?

And blowback about The American Rabbit.

 

[UsernameNeeded]

Weren't you gung-ho about this idea two years ago?
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I feel like Bob's derisiveness here towards the idea of educating the people he already derides for their supposed stupidity shows something about his personality. He just wants an underclass that he can feel superior to, rather than a society that is actually improved.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Granted, Bob is already a member of the underclass who purports to be part of the "creative class" (Haha. No, Bob, you're not and never will be.) But you are correct. Bob wants a class lower than himself that he can lord over like a cruel child with a magnifying glass.

 

[TheImportantFart]

And blowback about The American Rabbit.
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Huh, Bob knows about Chris. Then again I suppose it's not that surprising - Nash and Margaret Pless have talked about him before so he probably knows by osmosis.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Thanks Nate Silver, got any more fascist speeches?

I swear, if the next tweet is him ogling lesbians...

 

[Mola Ram]

I swear, if the next tweet is him ogling lesbians...

At least Chipman Senior has been spared further shame by the sweet release of death.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Thanks Nate Silver, got any more fascist speeches?
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I swear, if the next tweet is him ogling lesbians...
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Bob is an ignorant baby-man who would not recognize the US Constitution if it were slathered in gravy.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is an ignorant baby-man who would not recognize the US Constitution if it were slathered in gravy.

Remember he considers himself "an American of intellect of vision," and thus one of the people who matters (his unwarranted elitism is so fucking repugnant) ... and further remember this is the guy who just called Black Panther the black Star Wars, Iron Man, and Lord of the Rings all rolled into one.

I dearly wish Bob would spout off this nonsense in the real world. Whether he gets taken apart rhetorically by someone he pisses off or manages to get himself triggered into a Cat 5 chimpout that ends with him in custody somewhere, the fallout would be delicious.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Remember he considers himself "an American of intellect of vision," and thus one of the people who matters (his unwarranted elitism is so fucking repugnant) ... and further remember this is the guy who just called Black Panther the black Star Wars, Iron Man, and Lord of the Rings all rolled into one.

I dearly wish Bob would spout off this nonsense in the real world. Whether he gets taken apart rhetorically by someone he pisses off or manages to get himself triggered into a Cat 5 chimpout that ends with him in custody somewhere, the fallout would be delicious.

there's these things called Conventions that may provide what you seek. Hasn't Bob gone to a few of them in the past?

 

[Mola Ram]

there's these things called Conventions that may provide what you seek. Hasn't Bob gone to a few of them in the past?

He's a panelist at Arisia, or has been at least twice. The sort of convention that's fucked enough to put Chipman on a panel is, sadly, apt to be friendly territory for him.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He's a panelist at Arisia, or has been at least twice. The sort of convention that's fucked enough to put Chipman on a panel is, sadly, apt to be friendly territory for him.

fair point. What you are asking for could still happen though. Picture Bob going to a comicon for example

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

fair point. What you are asking for could still happen though. Picture Bob going to a comicon for example

If Bob showed up at NYCC next year and hosted a panel titled “How Mario Will Influence the Superior Future” Id attend in a heartbeat.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

If Bob showed up at NYCC next year and hosted a panel titled “How Mario Will Influence the Superior Future” Id attend in a heartbeat.

Solely for the entertainment value, I take it? It'd probably be worth it. (TBH, bob would probably get a packed stands full of Kiwi farms members and other lolcow chroniclers if he did that and think they had all came to cheer him on. Salt levels would probably be through the roof)

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Thanks Nate Silver, got any more fascist speeches?

Bob's main "kampf" is getting his fat ass out of his chair.