Skitzocow Smiley / Fringe Wizard (Kenneth Schueler) and Fringechan - Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times

[Arctic]

As you've probably noticed, he "astrally projects" a lot. There are multiple ways of getting into astral, the most common one we apparently don't realize being dreaming - that's right, he rejects dreams being something made up by our minds, claiming that they all take place in some large MMO world. When you tell him about your dreams he'll claim things like "oh yeah! I've been there!" The astral world must be boring then, it's supposedly "infinitely vast, larger than our physical universe could ever be" yet there's only one ski resort there apparently.

Wait, free access to a ski resort whenever you're asleep? Sign me up for green pill!

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Wait, free access to a ski resort whenever you're asleep? Sign me up for green pill!

Heh, I should've elaborated - I told him about a recurring series of dreams where I ended up on some sort of ski course which was evidently the same one each time - same layout and all. He said "oh yeah, I've been there!" because he's also had a dream at a ski resort - and obviously it must've been the same one, right? In that infinite, unimagibly vast surreal world.

That'd create a bizarre contradictory reality. I'd be both pleasing and angering God at the same time with my beliefs.

His views on how the worlds work reminds me of "The Immaterium" from 40K.

In his mind, it's not contradictory at all. All deities are astral entities, some more powerful than others.
One gem was that "it doesn't matter whether Jesus was real physically or not, everything we imagine is real - there are countless Jesus tulpas running around in the astral created by sheer belief".

 

[Count groudon]

This might be a bit off topic, but even by their own logic, the whole "tin foil wards off the evil gov'ment mind control waves" thing doesn't make sense. Like, why would the government willingly allow you to buy the thing that stops their big plan to control society at a fucking Wal Mart?

 

[Danger]

This might be a bit off topic, but even by their own logic, the whole "tin foil wards off the evil gov'ment mind control waves" thing doesn't make sense. Like, why would the government willingly allow you to buy the thing that stops their big plan to control society at a fucking Wal Mart?

Government agents cleverly diguised as cashiers in stores across the world sweat with fear every time they ring up a roll of tinfoil

 

[DavidFerrie]

Damn, I can't believe such a thread exists here. The internet is such a small place.
Well, I have something to tell you guys: I've been a 4chon poster since 2011. I know a lot about Smiley, so ask me anything. I'll drop a few interesting tidbits:

• Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's retarded, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.
• He believes all religions are real. To him, the matter is not which religion is the true one, but the best one for magical practices.
• One of his most important beliefs is "synchronicity" - a cosmic force of some kind dictating that everything similar happening at the same time must be related and there are no coincidences. Thus he's very fixated on dubs and higher gets on imageboards - since numerology is very important to him, getting dubs, trips and anything like that is apparently some significant cosmic sign. And so he'll always jump in excitement himself when getting dubs, commend people on their dubs if they're on his side and freak out if his enemy gets them. Every time. You can apparently manipulate synchronicity for your ends, even unconsciously - for example fishermen practice a lot of synchronistic magic so they can happen to catch a lot of fish and crabs.
  
• As you've probably noticed, he "astrally projects" a lot. There are multiple ways of getting into astral, the most common one we apparently don't realize being dreaming - that's right, he rejects dreams being something made up by our minds, claiming that they all take place in some large MMO world. When you tell him about your dreams he'll claim things like "oh yeah! I've been there!" The astral world must be boring then, it's supposedly "infinitely vast, larger than our physical universe could ever be" yet there's only one ski resort there apparently.
• That brings me to some of the hilarity about astral planes. They contain everything that's ever been imagined by our minds so yes, they also include every fictional universe ever. He claimed to have visited the Simpsons world and having beated up its inhabitants. The more popular the fiction is, the more established its world is in the astral as more people give power to it by putting their minds to it. Gee, who does that remind us of?
• In a complete reversal, even though he shares some traits with Chris, one thing is the exact opposite - while Chris uses pop-culture references at every opportunity, Smiley knows nothing about pop culture and everything about it flies over his head.
• Since our physical universe is holographic and held together by our collective imaginations, anything that seems crazy or easily explainable is just as real as anything else. That's where the "all religions are true" thing comes from, and he also claims that schizophrenics are "third eye awakened master race" who see the world as it really is, and little children practice magic all the time cause their magical abilities are not suppressed yet, and since they claim to see crazy shit it must be true. Nothing about still having to gain a full sense of object permanence or anything like that.

This guy sounds like a bargain-basement Philip K. Dick.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In his mind, it's not contradictory at all. All deities are astral entities, some more powerful than others.

So that means that according to him, there really would be a Cthulhu and the Chaos Gods (speaking of 40K again), alongside Zeus and Thor, while the Q would sit back and apathetically watch on. And there'd really be a "CWCville" in the astral plane, apparently. The implications of his worldview are... interesting.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

So that means that according to him, there really would be a Cthulhu and the Chaos Gods (speaking of 40K again), alongside Zeus and Thor, while the Q would sit back and apathetically watch on. And there'd really be a "CWCville" in the astral plane, apparently. The implications of his worldview are... interesting.

That's right.
When people memetically post pictures of Shrek nowadays, he freaks out. He says that with all this following (shrekchan existing and all), Shrek has apparently ascended to some sort of god status in the astral.
I guess if he were to find out that Chris regularly converses with Sonichu, Rosechu and his other characters, and he even did once when confronted by MLW, he'd say that Chris isn't crazy or anything, he's just an entry-level tulpamancer (can't make tulpas actually interact with the physical world yet).
The way he believes all fictional universes to be real is kinda unclear on one thing - he places emphasis on the power of our imagination, but he'd also often say how all ideas we have come from the astral. So I don't know if all those universes keep popping up there from people imagining them, or if they've existed there all along and people making media with them are just messengers showing them to our world.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Now I kinda get what hes saying about Gods being 'real' in the sense that if you have a gathering of people who truely hold to some belife, then its quite real to them (example: If you had a entire town consisting of people who, by their own free will, that the Great Pumpkin created the universe and Halloween should be a day of worship for him, who are you to say otherwise? You cannot disprove the existance of The Great Pumpkin, just as much as you cannot prove The Great Pumpkin exists!) but when you have fictional characters who nobody in their right mind belive are real 'joining them in the astralverse' things get really... weird.

This tulpa stuff is intresting because on one hand I kinda get it, its using ones imagination. On the other hand when I make up backstories for the plastic minutures I play wargames with, I dont say they are real in some alternate-dimension. I mean, maybe they are, but fuck-all if there is any way to access it.

TL;DR Tulpa stuff is intresting

Edit: Forgot to prop up Shrek Gods status. My point right up there was that because nobody literally worships Shrek in the same way that Christians would worship God, Shrek is not a God.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Edit: Forgot to prop up Shrek Gods status. My point right up there was that because nobody literally worships Shrek in the same way that Christians would worship God, Shrek is not a God.

Now that you mention this, remember that his worldview is... exceptional. Internet memes have a special significance to him. Seriously, he really did mention that Shrek keeps popping up too much to him in the astral. The fact that weird stuff's been going on with shrekchan users only reinforces all this for him.
https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/ask/res/6196.html

Also, here's just one of his many statements on fiction being real:
https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/ask/res/6319.html

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Now that you mention this, remember that his worldview is... exceptional. Internet memes have a special significance to him. Seriously, he really did mention that Shrek keeps popping up too much to him in the astral. The fact that weird stuff's been going on with shrekchan users only reinforces all this for him.
https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/ask/res/6196.html

Also, here's just one of his many statements on fiction being real:
https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/ask/res/6319.html

I am retarded and I keep trying to bring in logic to most lolcows anti-logic.

Edit: God, I need to sit down and read some of Fringechan sometime. Its weird and hilarious.

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Red Pill, Blue Pill, Green Pill, and now, the LSD Pill.

 

[Phantasmagoric]

By the way, all non-believers in his magic are what he calls "mundanes".

Actually, he has become much more fond of using the word 'fedora'. Because not believing in magic apparently makes you as bad as a preachy atheist.

Again, this is just scratching the surface with him. I've dealt with him for 4-5 years on 4chon, I know more about his persona than I care to admit.

 

[Daario Naharis]

That's right.
When people memetically post pictures of Shrek nowadays, he freaks out. He says that with all this following (shrekchan existing and all), Shrek has apparently ascended to some sort of god status in the astral.

The Ogrelord need not ascend to Godhood. He is the first and the last. The most sublime. The swamperer. His Apotheosis was simultaneous to creation itself, he was already ancient when the layers of the Universal Onion began to unfold.

 

[Glaive]

So...
Smiley/FringeWizard started posting again to his old site since his newer page at 8chan has been up and down a lot recently.

https://freedomboard.kirara.ca/ask/res/10904.html


His most recent antic includes a freakout over a message received from his sweetheart-saga internet waifu

Then apparently Fringe ventured to the astral planes to save his wife

You can't make this stuff up folks

 

[The I Scream Man]

I don't understand any of that.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's right.
When people memetically post pictures of Shrek nowadays, he freaks out. He says that with all this following (shrekchan existing and all), Shrek has apparently ascended to some sort of god status in the astral.
I guess if he were to find out that Chris regularly converses with Sonichu, Rosechu and his other characters, and he even did once when confronted by MLW, he'd say that Chris isn't crazy or anything, he's just an entry-level tulpamancer (can't make tulpas actually interact with the physical world yet).
The way he believes all fictional universes to be real is kinda unclear on one thing - he places emphasis on the power of our imagination, but he'd also often say how all ideas we have come from the astral. So I don't know if all those universes keep popping up there from people imagining them, or if they've existed there all along and people making media with them are just messengers showing them to our world.

I posted on Shrekchan for a while.

I don't know if the brogres knew about this dude, but I think they would have agreed that this dude might be taking things a little ogreboard.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

It's time for a little bump, people. It shouldn't be too bad after half a year.
So what's changed - smiley's own chan is gone, but he still posts on 8chan on the refugee /4chon/ board.
So Glaive has mentioned his sweetheart, Jenny - guess what, he hasn't talked to her literally since like December or so. And he's still clinging onto her, being on an epic quest to find her.
The only thing stopping him from going to Norway in similar fashion as Chris's old Julie rescue Ohio mission is that he doesn't have enough money of his own for a plane ticket, and he believes he's going to find her using a vrilcraft (for those not in the know: an alien-made flying saucer from another dimension powered by vril, which is apparently some form of energy around us akin to the Force) so he doesn't even want to use the silly mundane air transportation.

 

[Abethedemon]

> Fnords
> Erisianism
Does he not realise Illuminatus! was literally fiction

Yeah, but the Principia Discordia says: "If you think Discordianism is just a "ha ha" try again"
Anyways, this guy seems a bit more batshit than most discordians.

 

[drtoboggan]

So can we take a color and add pill to the end?
Can I be Orange Pill?

Dibs on Vicodin Pills.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Surprised no one has posted this amazing document yet:

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Also this:

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