Paden Reilly / Crusader Cat / Brother Pawden / Frater Patricius / CrusaderCatfur - Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.

armagare said:
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You know when you hit rock bottom when even junius is pointing out your cat-fuckery
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Archive or screencap at least, Twitter is not forever.

Also, you are either very brave or very stupid to continue using your normal username here. There is a reason why you get told not to do that when signing up, and I warned once you before it'd be a good idea to not do that shit. Consider that a friendly reminder.
 
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CIA Nigger said:
I know this is an oldfag meme but when I saw crusader cat post this was literally the first thing that popped into my head.
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someone better than me with photoshop needs to edit crusadercat into this
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I'm late
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I need to practice my lighting.
 
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Power Armor said:
a thousand dollars would easily cover rent for a month, get ur shit in perspective lmao

ur landlord doesnt care how funny tards on internet is they want their fukken money
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It'd be put to better use to upgrade my potato computer.
 
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Crusader Cat said:
Allright motherfuckers, who wants in?
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A murrsuit gangbang is a terrible idea for someone like you since that shit is going to get outed and irl raided instantly, but besides that; I'm not going to allow you to necropost and shill a QnA if you don't provide some kind of proof you are actually Crusader Cat. I'll give you 24 hours to pony up the verification or you're threadbanned indefinitely.
 
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To be fair, it probably is him. The level and type of stupidity he exudes is exactly on par with the real deal.

(That and his Twitter account is barely followed by anyone, so it's pretty much guaranteed he edited that and put it up here immediately.)
 
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TBH, I always figured homosexuals had higher standards than us breeders. What self respecting gay would look at CC and think "Oh that pathetic faggot is totally worth the inevitable baggage and I love that dumb fuckin bowl cut that makes him look like he got lost in 1997 and never found his way out"
 
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Crusader Cat said:
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CRITICAL HIT
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No mercy for cat fuckers.

Fulda's Gap said:
TBH, I always figured homosexuals had higher standards than us breeders. What self respecting gay would look at CC and think "Oh that pathetic faggot is totally worth the inevitable baggage and I love that dumb fuckin bowl cut that makes him look like he got lost in 1997 and never found his way out"
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You don't know furries, then.
 
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Fulda's Gap said:
TBH, I always figured homosexuals had higher standards than us breeders. What self respecting gay would look at CC and think "Oh that pathetic faggot is totally worth the inevitable baggage and I love that dumb fuckin bowl cut that makes him look like he got lost in 1997 and never found his way out"
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Many gay men are pretty thirsty so they're willing to lower standards if they're feeling desperate.
Also maybe he found one of those bug chasers who wanted to get cat ass parasites from him.
 
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CIA Nigger said:
Alt-Furry isn't just a LARPing group of animal fuckers who want to gas the kikes when they're not jerking off to furry porn, it's a terror group responsible for sending Dodge Chargers into crowds, according to a Deo rant she made all because someone implied they were tempted to dox. This thread also reveals another thing about Deo, she really really hates MGTOWs.
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And of course, when all's said and done, please purchase a "Punch Nazis" button with your money earned from a capitalist system today.
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This is :late: as fuck but the furry bitching about the buttons is a MGTOW furry. They might need a thread of their own...

Crusader Cat said:
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You raped a cat.
 
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