Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hailsanta777]

It's crazy to me that Rarity got fixed less than 24 hours ago and AL posts a Snapchat of her with no cone (of shame). Maybe I'm wrong...but I'm pretty sure a cone is standard for a neuter/spay.

 

[London Raine]

She seems to have some obsession with those colored chicks, and now I know why. It's the same pic on her mom's FB page. Damn, she's so transparent.

 

[stronkwonk]

It's crazy to me that Rarity got fixed less than 24 hours ago and AL posts a Snapchat of her with no cone (of shame). Maybe I'm wrong...but I'm pretty sure a cone is standard for a neuter/spay.

Not a vet myself, but I think it actually depends on what sort of wound closure the vet uses(internal, external, glue?). So maybe it's not a big deal, but maybe it's the only thing between kitty cat and an open belly wound, but whatever. These cats have doomed lives anyway.

 

[Assgardian]

It's crazy to me that Rarity got fixed less than 24 hours ago and AL posts a Snapchat of her with no cone (of shame). Maybe I'm wrong...but I'm pretty sure a cone is standard for a neuter/spay.

Powerlevel, work at a vet. Cones are not standard, particularly not for cats. Cones are sold if we notice the animal fussing with its wound, but not every animal leaves with one. It's possible she was given one and told to use it if Rarity is fussing, but she's probably going to be fully healed in 3 days and should be fine.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

My cat was shaved when she got her spay and it took several months for the fur to grow back on her underside. The pic on snapchat proves nothing. I don't even think Rarity would've wanted to jump up to sit on a couch or chair if she's groggy.

 

[you may use spaces]

Has her Pinterest been talked about already? Am I late? I just found her pinterest mid kasey-krystle era View attachment 389115 View attachment 389116 View attachment 389117
Lol but okay amber ya... youd NEVER want to be skinny.
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I dont see you bitching about animal cruelty here al.. View attachment 389123
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Adding for lulz bc i wasnt suprised one sec she had like 4 different foodie boards. W/ an additional 35+ pins just for her beloved gay idol miley cyrus.

I think 250 lbs ago if she had lost the weight she needed to she'd be able to wear some of the clothes on that Pinterest board. Now I don't think she'll ever fit in to clothes like those. The amount of weight she needs to lose for clothes like those is physically impossible. :-/

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

My cat was shaved when she got her spay and it took several months for the fur to grow back on her underside. The pic on snapchat proves nothing. I don't even think Rarity would've wanted to jump up to sit on a couch or chair if she's groggy.

Cats are weird about shit though, they'll find a spot where they're comfortable and likely to be left alone post-op so it's not out of the question that she hopped up onto a blanket (it doesn't look that high anyway, AL might've helped her up). I doubt we'll get a picture of where she was shaved so we just, unfortunately, kind of have to take her word for it at this point and hope she did right by her animal.

Has her Pinterest been talked about already? Am I late? I just found her pinterest mid kasey-krystle era

You know, it's kind of sad that she specifically labeled them clothes she loves but can't wear. How much do you have to dislike yourself? Everyone probably has clothes they like but can't wear for one reason or another, but who the hell saves pictures of them as a constant reminder?

 

[Several guys]

Amberlynn is such a fit throwing con artist.

She isn't about anything in this world except getting her way.

She is shady as f*ck

Her channel has only grown due to pulling in people by lies and they only stay to watch the train wreck.

 

[497]

I think 250 lbs ago if she had lost the weight she needed to she'd be able to wear some of the clothes on that Pinterest board. Now I don't think she'll ever fit in to clothes like those. The amount of weight she needs to lose for clothes like those is physically impossible. :-/

She doesn't even fit in the largest Torrid size. Meaning even cute plus sized and fat people clothes no longer fit her. Shoes and boots also don't fit her. The Walmart sneakers she had to buy in a few sizes up because her feet and ankles are fat.

 

[DongMiguel]

You mean the cat?

Yes...haha

 

[jurassic bark]

You can't take a pathological liar for their word, especially when it's about something they 1) don't want to do and 2) is easily faked. Their usual behavior is the best indicator of the truth, and in this case, Amber's usual behavior is to snap every lame-o escape from the fag shanty- afaik she hasn't even hinted towards content in the vet's office, let alone that bankable "cute doped up pet" footage of Rarity. This is something that wounded her pride and is only getting done to get people off her back even though giving in isn't in her immensely petty nature, she doesn't like spending money on anything not immediately gratifying, and she's been shown to be a shit pet owner. All of these point to me not believing she did shit until she proves it, as with everything else in her endlessly amusing little life.

 

[AF 802]

Do you think Amberlynn has a squirt pillow? Just a random thought.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Tammy

Lmao Tammy is actually 700lbs. How sad is that

 

[strawberryjam]

I hope today is the day we get the 8-weigh-ins-in-one-video video. It's been a few weeks since she brought it up.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

I hope today is the day we get the 8-weigh-ins-in-one-video video. It's been a few weeks since she brought it up.

It's going to be radio silence today. She's still formulating an excuse for missing her drs appt on the 26th.

 

[neckyhamhock]

Do you think Amberlynn has a squirt pillow? Just a random thought.

1. I am so traumatized right now lol
2. I doubt she's ever had an orgasm tbh, just because of her size. I imagine it would be hard to sort through the folds to even get close to doing that. I'm grossing myself out, so enough of this talk.

 

[boilio]

I hope today is the day we get the 8-weigh-ins-in-one-video video. It's been a few weeks since she brought it up.

can't wait for the usual "weight loss is all about highs and lows now its a low but dw guuyyzz we're back on track" shit tbh

what saddens me at the moment is the becky situation. like, dont get me wrong, she's an adult who should get her shit together and lose the weight on her own, i'm not trying to make excuses for her, but still
i bet she has a fat family who raised her on shit foods, like AL (very polite, amber, nice of you) said "she wasn't raised to cook healthy". so growing up on junk, living with 2 big guys who also eat junk and knowing nothing abt weight loss she is now with AL and her "i'm the queen of healthy cooking". becky is going to have a hard time losing weight effectively. plus amber doesn't bother to actually give becky the opportunity to cook smt or learn how to make anything but spaghetti or chocolate gravy, because "when i eat healthy i don't want becky to cook for me, she can cook shit when i'm in a mood for a binge tho". what a cunt, jesus. she doesn't want to help her gf learn a recipe or look for something good and tasty together, but continues to make her gross meals of baby spinach and whatever carb she has on hand.

again, i do think becky should think for herself, but judging by how low her self-esteem and self confidence are and how pushy and overwhelming AL is thats not gonna happen any time soon
she's dragging down them both

 

[theriddler3]

It's going to be radio silence today. She's still formulating an excuse for missing her drs appt on the 26th.

Are we expecting a really thought out excuse? It's either gonna be soooooper bad anxiety (remember my drug addicted parents, guise??) or its gonna be that she was soooooper tired, gorl!!!! She couldn't get out of bed, had to cancel her appointment, and reschedule it for February 30th. She puts fucking 0 effort into anything else, why would she not recycle her other excuses for this?

Eta:

can't wait for the usual "weight loss is all about highs and lows now its a low but dw guuyyzz we're back on track" shit tbh

what saddens me at the moment is the becky situation. like, dont get me wrong, she's an adult who should get her shit together and lose the weight on her own, i'm not trying to make excuses for her, but still
i bet she has a fat family who raised her on shit foods, like AL (very polite, amber, nice of you) said "she wasn't raised to cook healthy". so growing up on junk, living with 2 big guys who also eat junk and knowing nothing abt weight loss she is now with AL and her "i'm the queen of healthy cooking". becky is going to have a hard time losing weight effectively. plus amber doesn't bother to actually give becky the opportunity to cook smt or learn how to make anything but spaghetti or chocolate gravy, because "when i eat healthy i don't want becky to cook for me, she can cook shit when i'm in a mood for a binge tho". what a cunt, jesus. she doesn't want to help her gf learn a recipe or look for something good and tasty together, but continues to make her gross meals of baby spinach and whatever carb she has on hand.

again, i do think becky should think for herself, but judging by how low her self-esteem and self confidence are and how pushy and overwhelming AL is thats not gonna happen any time soon
she's dragging down them both

While I agree with you about Becky, I do think Becky is using Amber as a crutch to be irresponsible just as much as Amber is using her weight to be irresponsible. I think most, if not all, of the regular amber thread readers have something in their past that drew us to amber. Whether it be abusive/neglectful/addict parents/family, abusive partners, shit ass friends, small-town mentality friends/coworkers/enemies, etc., etc., most people here (and, frankly, many people everywhere) have lived through these shitass situations. Humans are hardwired to compete against one another and to be rather selfish to survive, hence why these shitty type of people are so common; nature is brutal, but I digress. We all know someone who's been dealt a shit hand or have been dealt a shit hand ourselves, but we all don't just do fucking nothing about it, at least not in most cases. And most of us don't consciously seek out shit people like Becky did, especially since Becky had no connection to amber to be manipulated by before she started reaching out to her.

Becky watched Amber's vids and saw how she acted. She saw how amber treated others. She saw more than enough to not hook up with amber. Upon meeting amber and letting her move in, she's now quit her job, blogs despite hating it rather recently, and has dumped her frien(emies) to please amber. Becky is not innocent here. Becky is using Amber as her deadweight to live her hillbilly dream life of doing nothing all day and bitching about it.

 

[boilio]

why would she not recycle her other excuses for this?

let's not forget the classic "guise i don't film like 99 precent of my life if i don't show you that i went to the appointment doesn't mean i didn't !!!!!! omg why are y'all so obsessed"

Becky is using Amber as her deadweight to live her hillbilly dream life of doing nothing all day and bitching about it.

yeah... a match made in heathen

 

[traviesa]

Can you imagine her trying to pee in a cup? She can barely wipe her own ass. How is she going to put a cup between her legs with her little t-rex arms?

i’m late but i literally laughed out loud reading this