Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I believe that happened on the season seven episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian after visiting that nursery rhyme theme park. The writers originally wanted Lisa to ditch being a vegetarian in the end after seeing how intolerant she was being, but special guest stars Paul and Linda McCartney refused to do the show unless Lisa stayed a vegetarian in the end. Some viewers saw this as a sign the show was selling out.
That's also the episode where Homer calls Lisa a "barbecue wrecking know nothing know it all," which is probably why Bob likes her; she's easy for him to identify with.
 
Exploiting the death of Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. I find it disgusting that people are exploiting his death to use as an argument against gun rights when just a mere three years ago these same people were the ones calling him a psychopath and murderer when the American Sniper film adaptation was being released in theaters.

But then again what are we supposed to expect from a guy who thinks the console wars of the 80's and 90's are akin to the Vietnam War.

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I'm pretty sure he's done that before. Also, that's not how you spell "Inevitably".
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I don't know how you can play off David Mamet hating you as troll ramblings, but Bob will try and find a way.
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Bob's going to have a lot of ex-fans if he keeps this up, which he will.

Because he's incapable of introspection
I’m new to this guy and frankly I’m shocked he has fans to begin with. Every single tweet of his is dripping with either political vitriol or smug self-satisfaction. Sometimes it’s a combination of both. Miraculous.
 
Exploiting the death of Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. I find it disgusting that people are exploiting his death to use as an argument against gun rights when just a mere three years ago these same people were the ones calling him a psychopath and murderer when the American Sniper film adaptation was being released in theaters.

But then again what are we supposed to expect from a guy who thinks the console wars of the 80's and 90's are akin to the Vietnam War.

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Reminder Taya Kyle is a gun rights advocate.
 
TIL making sub-par reviews in your aunt's basement while being a fat diabetic pushing 40 is the face of modern success.
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Boy, this sure sounds like a threat of physical violence, eh sport?
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But being on a successful TV show means nothing to him.
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And bullshit on all sides.
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Or you made a typo and you're trying to cover your fat ass.
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TIL making sub-par reviews in your aunt's basement while being a fat diabetic pushing 40 is the face of modern success.
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Boy, this sure sounds like a threat of physical violence, eh sport?
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But being on a successful TV show means nothing to him.
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And bullshit on all sides.
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Or you made a typo and you're trying to cover your fat ass.
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Wow, Bob's really projecting. Then again, he is a lolcow, so he is unaware that he is projecting. Also, Bob wouldn't win a physical fight, considering he's a fat basement dweller who never exercises. And last but not least, at least those titty games have more game play than Gone Home, Depression Quest, and Revolution 60 combined.
 
TIL making sub-par reviews in your aunt's basement while being a fat diabetic pushing 40 is the face of modern success.
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Boy, this sure sounds like a threat of physical violence, eh sport?
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But being on a successful TV show means nothing to him.
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I can't wait for Dark Souls to come out on the Switch. You just know Bob is going to turn his coverage on the game into some statement on how toxic DA HARDCORE GAMERZ are, just like how he handled Metroid turning into a FPS.
 
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Wow, Bob's really projecting. Then again, he is a lolcow, so he is unaware that he is projecting. Also, Bob wouldn't win a physical fight, considering he's a fat basement dweller who never exercises. And last but not least, at least those titty games have more game play than Gone Home, Depression Quest, and Revolution 60 combined.

Bob in any kind of serious physical confrontation would end up like Eric Garner, except no one would give a shit.
 
So uh....can someone with a better grasp of economics explain to me how mechanization makes capitalism "obsolete" instead of being capitalism kicking into high-gear? I'd be legitimately interested if anyone can explain that. The owners of the machines are hypothetically manufacturers who aren't state owned looking for a profit and there would be trade between private entities, no?
 
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Bob, shut your fat mouth. Being a Bostonian doesn't naturally make you better at fighting than being from California makes me better at surfing. And no, your time playing Mario 3 in the console wars doesn't count as combat experience.

Maybe Boston has a few good fist fighters, but I don't believe this diabetic tub of guts is one of them.
 
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