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He talked a lot about Trump and the border wall during (TIHYDP) playthrough of Metal Gear Solid V, but all I could focus on was how he'd run past several jeeps on Mother Base while running thousands of meters to the next objective.

Phil has trouble staying on the road, remember? Any off road terrain like rocks will stop him dead. That and if he did stay on the road he'd get caught because he doesn't know how to hide behind the wheel.

Edit: Disregard. I missed that you mentioned it was on Mother Base.
 
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I sometimes fall asleep while a This Is How You DON'T Play continues and it almost always results in some really weird fucked up dreams.

I tried this again, and I am not fucking with you guys at all, and sure enough I had another weird-ass dream. I dreamed that an old Yakuza guy was in my backyard and used mind control on my pets. Then he sicced a polar bear cub on me.
 
Did we ever figure out what his business degree is in? As far as I know you can't get a Bachelor's of business. You can get an associate's though, usually because it's a generic core of classes.

DSP specifically does not have a business degree. DSP has a bachelor's degree in finance. He has shown the diploma. DSP took some business electives like 99% of college students with no plans for the future and thinks that makes him Donald Trump.
 
He talked a lot about Trump and the border wall during (TIHYDP) playthrough of Metal Gear Solid V, but all I could focus on was how he'd run past several jeeps on Mother Base while running thousands of meters to the next objective.

No problem, I think I can recreate his saying. Just let me dive into the goutman's mind and summon the soul of piginess.
*snort*
"The base has a big fucking wall, Oh ma gawd. Look! What a fucking big wall, hu hu hu. I think Trump built it. Ack Ack Ack. Yeah, Trump built it *snort*.
~Silence for about 1 minute~
Trump had build this wall! THE WALL. Look! Ack ack ack, Oh ma gawd. It's there to lock out the Mexicans, dood. THE WALL. What a fucking asshole. Some racist shit, dood.
OH KHAM AN DOOD this shithead hasn't seen me in the slightest dood, I was behind the wall! Kojima garbage game, man. What an asshole.
*Starts to sing*
Kojimaaaa, had build this waaall. In collaboration with Trump because they're both diiiiiicks. Kojimaaa [etc etc etc]"

Nah. I don't think he said something interesting about Trump. My Fake-Phil with his fake-quotes should be accurate.

Edit: This is one of the funs when you know DSP. Just guess what he will say next. It's not even difficult.
 
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No problem, I think I can recreate his saying. Just let me dive into the goutman's mind and summon the soul of piginess.
*snort*
"The base has a big fucking wall, Oh ma gawd. Look! What a fucking big wall, hu hu hu. I think Trump built it. Ack Ack Ack. Yeah, Trump built it *snort*.
~Silence for about 1 minute~
Trump had build this wall! THE WALL. Look! Ack ack ack, Oh ma gawd. It's there to lock out the Mexicans, dood. THE WALL. What a fucking asshole. Some racist shit, dood.
OH KHAM AN DOOD this shithead hasn't seen me in the slightest dood, I was behind the wall! Kojima garbage game, man. What an asshole.
*Starts to sing*
Kojimaaaa, had build this waaall. In collaboration with Trump because they're both diiiiiicks. Kojimaaa [etc etc etc]"

Nah. I don't think he said something interesting about Trump. My Fake-Phil with his fake-quotes should be accurate.
Probably something more in the line of:
"We must build that wall, cant have any more successful let's players come across the border and steal my job and money."
 
His view counts are likely down due to BSV not buying viewbots for Dave anymore.
I have said this before, and I will tell you again. I have never used or bought any view bots. What I got told about it was that it was a guy that admitted to doing it. And his reasoning was that he wanted to boost DSP's lolcow status. I will admit it is just hearsay, but given the generous amount of bots used I did find that story credible. I think it's psychotic to even suggest I would use resources on make 2/3 to 3/4 of viewers of DSP bots. I honestly tried to support the guy. Even to the point where it turned out to be a great self sacrifice to do so.

The cost was great and had no reward. It's self evident that some people take it like a personal insult if you support phil. Like it was a crime or something. And that is what I found to be the entertainment I could get out of it. I think phils content is mediocre at best. And that is mainly because he pumps out 6 hours of content EVERY DAY. No one except maybe Drgnkiller and people on welfare even have the time to consume that amount of mediocre at best content.

Here is something I want you to consider though. There is a community around phil that is very friendly and supportive. And to them phil is more white noise It's not something they take super serious, being part of that community is what even made me follow phil as long as I did. The social aspect of hanging out with people is way more important to people then what DSP does. He is just the guy being a clown with his occasional funny comment playing a new game.

When all this a-loggy detractor types not only insults phil, but calls his viewers and supporters, stupid, pay pigs, nigger cattle, mindless drones, or you name it. They just look fucking insane. Because on one side you have the supporters that is close to indifferent to phil. And on the other, people that hate phil and take him way to serious. When those same people also go around rollplaying phil. "ack ack ack I will masturbate and steal the money of kids, kat make me a sandwich ack ack ack" -Not actually phil 2018. I mean that does sort of seem reminiscent of phil, but not in something he would do, but his behavior of making a funny voice and saying something hyperbolic in the voice of a critic.


I am sure most people see the irony in this. But you sort of judge the whole community on their fringe elements. I will gladly admit I find the DSP rollplaying totally ridiculous and entertaining. But it's because it is so fucking retarded. That may be the whole point, but it doesn't make you look like the mature adults. If i could give you an advice it would be laugh of phil, don't be an exaggerated edition of him.

Sorry for this long rant but when I still get brought up like some person that would be some insane guy that did autism op's to fight for phil, you are wrong. I only gave him money and took his side

TL;DR Curb your enthusiasm don't be worse then the person you are trying to prove is bad. And I never was the philluminati
 
I have said this before, and I will tell you again. I have never used or bought any view bots. What I got told about it was that it was a guy that admitted to doing it. And his reasoning was that he wanted to boost DSP's lolcow status. I will admit it is just hearsay, but given the generous amount of bots used I did find that story credible. I think it's psychotic to even suggest I would use resources on make 2/3 to 3/4 of viewers of DSP bots. I honestly tried to support the guy. Even to the point where it turned out to be a great self sacrifice to do so.

The cost was great and had no reward. It's self evident that some people take it like a personal insult if you support phil. Like it was a crime or something. And that is what I found to be the entertainment I could get out of it. I think phils content is mediocre at best. And that is mainly because he pumps out 6 hours of content EVERY DAY. No one except maybe Drgnkiller and people on welfare even have the time to consume that amount of mediocre at best content.

Here is something I want you to consider though. There is a community around phil that is very friendly and supportive. And to them phil is more white noise It's not something they take super serious, being part of that community is what even made me follow phil as long as I did. The social aspect of hanging out with people is way more important to people then what DSP does. He is just the guy being a clown with his occasional funny comment playing a new game.

When all this a-loggy detractor types not only insults phil, but calls his viewers and supporters, stupid, pay pigs, nigger cattle, mindless drones, or you name it. They just look fucking insane. Because on one side you have the supporters that is close to indifferent to phil. And on the other, people that hate phil and take him way to serious. When those same people also go around rollplaying phil. "ack ack ack I will masturbate and steal the money of kids, kat make me a sandwich ack ack ack" -Not actually phil 2018. I mean that does sort of seem reminiscent of phil, but not in something he would do, but his behavior of making a funny voice and saying something hyperbolic in the voice of a critic.


I am sure most people see the irony in this. But you sort of judge the whole community on their fringe elements. I will gladly admit I find the DSP rollplaying totally ridiculous and entertaining. But it's because it is so fucking exceptional. That may be the whole point, but it doesn't make you look like the mature adults. If i could give you an advice it would be laugh of phil, don't be an exaggerated edition of him.

Sorry for this long rant but when I still get brought up like some person that would be some insane guy that did autism op's to fight for phil, you are wrong. I only gave him money and took his side

TL;DR Curb your enthusiasm don't be worse then the person you are trying to prove is bad. And I never was the philluminati
Tldr

How much did those bots cost you every day?
 
I have said this before, and I will tell you again. I have never used or bought any view bots. What I got told about it was that it was a guy that admitted to doing it. And his reasoning was that he wanted to boost DSP's lolcow status.
Does this... "Guy" have a name?
 
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I have said this before, and I will tell you again. I have never used or bought any view bots. What I got told about it was that it was a guy that admitted to doing it. And his reasoning was that he wanted to boost DSP's lolcow status.

Call me optimistic but I am going to trust Vidar on this - we've seen less than 24 hours ago what the seriously autistic po/op touchers do when they're thirsting to see Phil suffer in a disturbing fashion. And also because BSV can't keep his mouth shut when he does stuff (sorry.)

Less said about Fuchs, the better.
 
I am sure most people see the irony in this. But you sort of judge the whole community on their fringe elements. I will gladly admit I find the DSP rollplaying totally ridiculous and entertaining. But it's because it is so fucking exceptional. That may be the whole point, but it doesn't make you look like the mature adults. If i could give you an advice it would be laugh of phil, don't be an exaggerated edition of him.

Thankfully on Kiwifarms people generally make fun of both sides of the fence (although in DSP's case it seems to be a bit biased).

I do fully agree that Phil's alogs are particularly exceptional though.

Also, I find it hard to believe it was anyone other than someone trying to get Phil banned from Twitch mainly because of the manner in which the bots were used (timing and such)
 
Yes, and the troll who did this created a monster and the mega e-begger we see today. This was all meant to be a big goof, but when it was brought to Phil's attention that somebody made a troll Patreon under his name it gave him the idea to make a real one for himself. He had never talked about it or considered one previously and I'm pretty sure he only learned what Patreon was at that moment. He created his pretty much immediately after this.

So if it wasn't for this troll Patreon account, Phil would never have made his or had even heard what Patreon was.

No, alottapeepul told him to get on Patreon and he was like "That's a good idea, I will do it next year!". The DarksydePhil (case sensitive) and Loophole's parody patreon were made after he mentioned it.

There is a community around phil that is very friendly and supportive. And to them phil is more white noise It's not something they take super serious,

The community around Phil is toxic as fuck. Between you, anonymouse, bethe, kg, amityville, it was neither friendly nor supportive. When it's the mods in chat and the most active people on TKOHF, it's no longer "fringe" and becomes what it's about. If it's "white noise" and nothing to take super serious, then people wouldn't get timed out/banned/insulted any time a dissenting opinion was voiced.
 
Thankfully on Kiwifarms people generally make fun of both sides of the fence (although in DSP's case it seems to be a bit biased).

I do fully agree that Phil's alogs are particularly exceptional though.

Also, I find it hard to believe it was anyone other than someone trying to get Phil banned from Twitch mainly because of the manner in which the bots were used (timing and such)
Pretty exceptional how most of them (especially drgnkiller) have to shit on Phil for everything, how he's always wrong and can never be right, going as far as being contrarians.
"Phil says this game (an actual abomination) is shit but it's actually alright"
 
This whole thread is filled with a-logs, not saying everyone is one, but anyone who's spend time here knows that this thread has a bunch of rabid former Phil-fanboys who screech and scream about his downfall and want to see him die in a ditch or some crazy nonsense.

It's really mind-boggling how Neger has lasted more than a week moderating this whole subforum.
 
I hope everyone is positive and ready for a full day of fundraising. Remember this is your LAST CHANCE ever to help Phil hit that goal of 500 subs. He doesn't want to punish his audience so make sure to tip cheer sub participate in the stream. Pay my taxes that is all.

He reduced the sub goal again?

He might actually hit that one, I guess.

Honestly I kinda want a Soup for the Soulmaid video just to see if it backfires as badly as putting Leanna on camera did.

Edit: What happens if he hits the goal and Kat says 'no means no' and refuses to be fied? Does he badger her into making a video where she's clearly uncomfortable the whole time? Do we get a passive aggresive I'll do it myself cooking with the king? Does he bail on fulfilling the goal again?
 
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