Movie Triggers

Is there a movie that is, according to these people's mindset, 100% free of triggers? Something along the lines of "The Hippety Hoppety Happy Social Justice Warrior Vanilla Pudding Fun Time"?
I'm actually gonna give a serious answer to this.
The answer is no and here's why:
Ok, let's make a movie about a transgendered protagonist who has to over come some trial and save the world from giant millipedes or something. IF this protagonist has ANYTHING that happens or is said to them that might show weakness…TRANSPHOBIA (keep in mind Mulan was given a sexism trigger despite the movie was about overcoming sexism) So, now we need to green light a movie where the main character shows absolutely no struggle or relatable weakness. It's not gonna happen.

Anyway, this thread needs a "Social Justice Warrior" label.
I didn't realize normal shlubs like me can add labels, but it has been added.
 
Isn't Mulan also the opposite of transphobic considering like all the characters cross dress at one point and don't seem all that uncomfortable. At first I strongly disliked this site but now I realize at least the people that use will be warned about a movies content so they don't watch freak out and go complain to everyone. Oh who am I kidding they are still going to complain this just streamlines the process by cutting out the middle man.
 
Mulan is full of transphobia, apparently. What parts of the movie are transphobic I can't tell you, because they didn't bother actually explaining. I imagine it's safe to say that every movie that deals with gender in any way ever deserves a trigger warning for transphobia one way or another.

Wow, these people are idiots. They didn't kick Mulan out because she was a man trapped in a woman's body, they did it because she is a woman and they didn't allow women to join the military. She also lied to her friends, who btw ACCEPTED her at the end and recognized her as a valuable ally regardless of her sex.

There's mild sexism, sure, but it's also a very feminist movie at it's core. Transphobia? Lolno.
 
These SJWs are just too much. :story: Really, there's nothing that they would ever find okay because all they really want is to feel superior to everyone. Therefore everything is always racist, sexist, transphobic and whatnot.
 
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What the fuck?
I've actually put some thought into why Austrailians and Italians are a trigger, stay with me on this.
When an American like myself thinks of Austrailians, I think of big burly white men ("six foot four, and full of musle" - "Land Down Under" by Men at Work) drinking beer (Foster's ads) and fighting kangaroos and other burly men for the hell of it (Russel Crowe). I've heard of the Austrailian fighting tents where you can just go in and fight either each other or professional fighters that travel with the tents. The only gay Austrailian I can think of is Ian Thorpe, and that wasn't big news here (I just happen to be a fan of the Thorpedo) Think about it, Austrailians are the polar opposite of SJWs.
As for the Italians, they are mostly Catholic (oppressors) and the men are loud (and cis) and the women are known for cooking delicious meals for said men (anti-feminism)
I have a feeling Middle Easterns are also a trigger because hey, SJWs can generalize and criticize, but we can't.
 
http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/24129

It looks like the Heffalump movie isn't triggering... YET.

To Piglet Heffalumps are quite triggering indeed.

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Isn't Mulan also the opposite of transphobic considering like all the characters cross dress at one point and don't seem all that uncomfortable.
No, see, obviously it is transphobic because Mulan is a cishet woman who crossdresses, which is appropriating crossdressing from trans people. And if the other characters are okay with it then they're all chauvinist shitlords who are so ingrained in transphobic white supremacist rape culture that they don't see how problematic this is.

It makes me feel dirty to be writing these words.
 
I've actually put some thought into why Austrailians and Italians are a trigger, stay with me on this.
When an American like myself thinks of Austrailians, I think of big burly white men ("six foot four, and full of musle" - "Land Down Under" by Men at Work) drinking beer (Foster's ads) and fighting kangaroos and other burly men for the hell of it (Russel Crowe). I've heard of the Austrailian fighting tents where you can just go in and fight either each other or professional fighters that travel with the tents. The only gay Austrailian I can think of is Ian Thorpe, and that wasn't big news here (I just happen to be a fan of the Thorpedo) Think about it, Austrailians are the polar opposite of SJWs.
As for the Italians, they are mostly Catholic (oppressors) and the men are loud (and cis) and the women are known for cooking delicious meals for said men (anti-feminism)
I have a feeling Middle Easterns are also a trigger because hey, SJWs can generalize and criticize, but we can't.

Big, burly Australian men...

Excuse me, I need a cold shower.
 
I've actually put some thought into why Austrailians and Italians are a trigger, stay with me on this.
When an American like myself thinks of Austrailians, I think of big burly white men ("six foot four, and full of musle" - "Land Down Under" by Men at Work) drinking beer (Foster's ads) and fighting kangaroos and other burly men for the hell of it (Russel Crowe). I've heard of the Austrailian fighting tents where you can just go in and fight either each other or professional fighters that travel with the tents. The only gay Austrailian I can think of is Ian Thorpe, and that wasn't big news here (I just happen to be a fan of the Thorpedo) Think about it, Austrailians are the polar opposite of SJWs.
As for the Italians, they are mostly Catholic (oppressors) and the men are loud (and cis) and the women are known for cooking delicious meals for said men (anti-feminism)
I have a feeling Middle Easterns are also a trigger because hey, SJWs can generalize and criticize, but we can't.
Australians are just evil!
 
I've actually put some thought into why Austrailians and Italians are a trigger, stay with me on this.
When an American like myself thinks of Austrailians, I think of big burly white men ("six foot four, and full of musle" - "Land Down Under" by Men at Work) drinking beer (Foster's ads) and fighting kangaroos and other burly men for the hell of it (Russel Crowe). I've heard of the Austrailian fighting tents where you can just go in and fight either each other or professional fighters that travel with the tents. The only gay Austrailian I can think of is Ian Thorpe, and that wasn't big news here (I just happen to be a fan of the Thorpedo) Think about it, Austrailians are the polar opposite of SJWs.
As for the Italians, they are mostly Catholic (oppressors) and the men are loud (and cis) and the women are known for cooking delicious meals for said men (anti-feminism)
I have a feeling Middle Easterns are also a trigger because hey, SJWs can generalize and criticize, but we can't.

I'm 5'10" and skinny. Also, no one in Australia drinks Fosters. No one.
 
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Alternatively: Don't you know? POCs can NEVER be transphobic unless it's taught to them by white oppressors.

Some months ago, I went to a lecture on some feminist topics. The lecture itself was quite good, but during the discussion afterwards a quiet, friendly young man who introduced himself as a student of medicine said something along the lines of: "...there are some innate behavioural differences between men and women as can be shown by hormone treatment - a person's emotions and behaviour will change after the injection of hormones. For example testosterone increases aggressivity, which could be part of the reason that patriarchy has been initially established in nearly all cultures on earth..."

This prompted some SJW girl to say in a broken, almost weeping voice: "It is a horrible scandal that such sexist and racist thinking has found its way into this discussion! Patriarchy was brought over the world by white cissexist heteronormative Europeans who destroyed the beautiful egalitarian cultures that florished throughout the world before the evil white male ruined everything!"
 
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