Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In many ways, Bob is probably an extremely obsolete person:

1) Health: No explanation necessary, Diabetes will likely limit his lifespan by some years.

2) Job Security: IMO, the job security of a cultural critic may be at it's lowest ever, people have pretty much reduced their work into an almost-binary Tomatometer, plus you have the current culture wars undermining a lot of their credibility to the consumer, not to mention the mountain of undergrad interns who will immediately take their place at any for pennies on the dollar. At least people like Matt Seitz or Alan Sepinwall (as douche-y as they can be) are tethered to a big website and have some following of their own, but Bob can't claim to have either, his opportunity to do so was probably gone when The Escapist laid him off.

3) Age factor: Bob didn't manage to procreate, and he probably has minimal savings, so you can bet your ass he's very fucked when he hits his 60s.

I can go on and on, but then I would be veering into A-Log territory. I honestly don't get how he would speak about anyone else with such derision and false-superiority, even if we cede the moral ground to him, he's still considered obsolete from a purely logical and evolutionary stand-point.

And yet he has the audacity to shit on the working class. He's extremely delusional despite the facts not being on his favor. But the only reason why he hasn't eaten his teeth for breakfast is nobody knows him, and barely gets out. Which is a good thing since he locked himself in a prison he's never walking out. There won't be anybody to continue the legacy of Bob. And that's a shame since he had multiple chances to move pass to a better life. The moron blew every single one of them. It's both the most satisfying thing a sociopath can get, and also the most tragic.
 
Blowback works in mysterious ways.
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Way to not answer their question at all.
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My respect for him would skyrocket if he would sack up and tell these lefty cretins to fuck off and leave him to his movie reviews. But Bob's smugness is rivaled only by his need to genuflect before the Woke.

Well, that and his cholesterol.
 
I don't care about Walker Bragman (The guy who's responsible for the latest round of blowback), but I can respect a man who can get under his skin with no effort.
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Feminist.
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I like how everyone after Bob experienced actual success.
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(P.S. Doubly funny once you find out that Meat Loaf's a dang, dirty conservative.)

(P.P.S. I mostly just wanted an excuse to post this video.)
 
And it's insufferably arrogant tools like Bob who make the MCU fandom a real contender for the worst fandom to me.
I've always had mixed feelings on that. They aren't as bad if you ignore people who believe they are "above" comics despite creaming their pants over whatever adaptation Marvel Studios pops out or people who try to dominate discussion of the source material they never read while pretending they have. Bob "Movies are better than reading. Publishing is full of Nazis" Chipman being an example of both.

Of course at that point you'd basically be dealing with the average person who just likes blockbuster movies. Those guys are alright even if I have my gripes with the MCU.
 
I've always had mixed feelings on that. They aren't as bad if you ignore people who believe they are "above" comics despite creaming their pants over whatever adaptation Marvel Studios pops out or people who try to dominate discussion of the source material they never read while pretending they have. Bob "Movies are better than reading. Publishing is full of Nazis" Chipman being an example of both.

Of course at that point you'd basically be dealing with the average person who just likes blockbuster movies. Those guys are alright even if I have my gripes with the MCU.

My views on the MCU fandom stem from my experiences with a particular individual who has a similar know-it-all attitude as Bob and a visceral hatred of the DCEU. He also has a very loose understanding of DC Comics history and treats the DCAU as gospel. Since most of the people sided with him on the forum we frequented, I developed a quiet disdain for the hardcore MCU fans. Bob's mindless brand loyalty only reinforced my dim view of that fandom.
 
Mario probably would've voted Trump given he pretty much a part of the demographic that would be abandoned by the Dems for 2016. He's a very traditional fella given his knightly adventures to save his squeeze Peach too, so very good GOP voter material.

And since Blorb does read this thread on some level, he can have fun with the image of Mario wearing a MAGA hat.
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Jesus Christ Bob, do you not understand that individual economic self-sufficiency is harder than ever thanks to the very same politicians you support? Obamanomics created a stagnant economy which forced millions of young workers to accept shit jobs for shit pay, and your response to their struggles is basically "lol, just try harder you racists XD".
 
Bob nodded wisely, then said "If you'd obsoletes would just work hard and lift yourselves up by your bootstraps, you'de be as successful as me: a forty year old man living in a basement making videos on youtube that regularly get outperformed by literal teenagers fucking around with fireworks"
 
Bob nodded wisely, then said "If you'd obsoletes would just work hard and lift yourselves up by your bootstraps, you'de be as successful as me: a forty year old man living in a basement making videos on youtube that regularly get outperformed by literal teenagers fucking around with fireworks"

Truly, a goal we should all strive for.
 
My views on the MCU fandom stem from my experiences with a particular individual who has a similar know-it-all attitude as Bob and a visceral hatred of the DCEU. He also has a very loose understanding of DC Comics history and treats the DCAU as gospel. Since most of the people sided with him on the forum we frequented, I developed a quiet disdain for the hardcore MCU fans. Bob's mindless brand loyalty only reinforced my dim view of that fandom.
I used to be a MCU fan myself, but after seeing Bob’s and others’ mindless praise for along with the over saturation of cinematic universes wer’re in. I got turned off and now am rooting for Infinity War to suck just so that everyone can stop kissing Marvel’s ass.

Jesus Christ Bob, do you not understand that individual economic self-sufficiency is harder than ever thanks to the very same politicians you support? Obamanomics created a stagnant economy which forced millions of young workers to accept shit jobs for shit pay, and your response to their struggles is basically "lol, just try harder you racists XD".
Obamanomics also involve expanding and putting Bush’s tax cuts for the rich on steroids, widening the economic inequality gap while also bailing out the banks responsible for the 2008 recession. It also fucked the middle class over by sending off their jobs oversees and closing down their factories.

Not that Bob and the other SJW cunts seem to care, they’re too busy gushing over Obama’s dance and basketball skills because that’s apparently more important than being a good politician, which Obama certainly wasn’t.
 
So here's something relevant, guys.

We all know of Blob's attempt to review his favorite game, only to fail so hard it turned into a meme factory.

The following link isn't any less spergy, but well, some guy actually decided to analyze Super Mario World's level design and features. Only he uses a scientific method for it.

http://thegamedesignforum.com/features/RD_SMW_1.html

As they say, dare to compare.
 
So here's something relevant, guys.

We all know of Blob's attempt to review his favorite game, only to fail so hard it turned into a meme factory.

The following link isn't any less spergy, but well, some guy actually decided to analyze Super Mario World's level design and features. Only he uses a scientific method for it.

http://thegamedesignforum.com/features/RD_SMW_1.html

As they say, dare to compare.
I’m guessing he doesn’t go off on tangents about his own personal Vietnam, though.
 
Heartwarming. Did you skip his funeral to buy a space heater?
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That joke was terrible and you know it.
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Well, I know Bob's both, can't say the same for the other guy.
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And still, Bob's skin remains the only thing thin about him.
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Well, this isn't forced in the least.
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