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CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX said:
"There are no good games coming out, this year really sucks."

*gets headshotted*

"How was that a headshot?! This game sucks I'm not gonna play anymore tonight it's making me mad."

I don't think it's the games' fault, Phil.
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His PUBG commentary is not only boring but it's also infuriating sometimes.

"SHOTGUNS DO NOTHING DOOD"

Literally 30 seconds later he one shots a guy in front of a door with it. Wow, it's almost like they are meant to be used at close range and are really fucking powerful if you can aim.

What's worse is that even with long range weapons he never tries to snipe anyone, he will just follow the dude until he is in close proximity eliminating any advantage his long range weapon might have.
 
Really Makes You Think said:
He bitches about no new popular releases but still hasn't played Kingdom Come Deliverance.

Has he said why?
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Phil's game selection criteria is most easily explained by just making peace with there being no actual criteria. He doesn't even have an actual niche that he fulfills or genre of games that he plays.

He puts on a blindfold and throws darts. He'll never listen to anyone and if he does, he'll wait 6 weeks to try what they said, play for 3 minutes, read a single message in chat that says "this is boring" and then quit and never play again.

It doesn't matter if its new, or if its indie or if its remastered. That's because Phil's skill isn't actually in anything related to video games or streaming, his skill is making up new and elaborate excuses for why he can't or doesn't want to play a game.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I rated it optimistic, but if he gets past the April tax saga its probably going to be true. Even if its as little as 500-1000 bucks a month, that's actual cashflow that DSP doesn't have because he buys everything on credit.
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Yea I mean what other way are the basic bills being paid without her help? His youtube no longer makes shit. patreon is that $800 a month....subs/cheers/tips have all been way way down as well. There is no other possible way he would be above water without her contributing with her job. Even just stuff like food shopping, electric etc. He no longer makes enough to cover all that and also make those tax payments
 
Phil stated no more cod or pubg when he was boasting about all the new releases. we al know what happen to those releases, rage quitting/deleting burnout from his hard drive. Stopped playing sot just after 3 sessions and me as hopping south park dlc would last 3 days when it didn't he went straight back pubg.
 
I think at this point even Tetris would make him rage hard and quit

"I pressed rotate, look omg lag ... look.. omg.. dood .."

"Im so done with thine game man fkin piece of shit, incompetent devs that cant code a fricking game, omg man ... im so done with this"
 
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johnny5150 said:
Phil stated no more cod or pubg when he was boasting about all the new releases. we al know what happen to those releases, rage quitting/deleting burnout from his hard drive. Stopped playing sot just after 3 sessions and me as hopping south park dlc would last 3 days when it didn't he went straight back pubg.
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I think its more that he's been playing games for a decade non-stop. For a game to not be boring to someone like that, it literally has to reach out of the screen and inject dopamine directly into their bloodstream.

Its also part of the problem when you fucking stream 7 days a week for 8 hours a day. DSP obviously sees it as "more streaming = more income" when in reality even his diehard fans get immediately bored from so much "quality content".

So he's not only burnt himself out but he's also burnt every single one of his viewers out. To counter this he should really only be streaming 3-4 days a week at the very most to try and counter this or streaming only once on certain days.

He should also try and stream something else besides video games like doing cooking or basically anything besides video games.

He also schedules all his sessions as being 4 hours long which doesn't really make any sense. He'd probably get the same or even more "interaction" if he streamed a lot less than he does.
 
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He won't play KCD because he knows he'll get bodied by the combat system. That's if he doesnt encounter one of the numerous bugs throughout the game and spend 3 hours having a bitchfit about the "shitty dumbfuck" developers.
 
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neger psykolog said:
He should also try and stream something else besides video games like doing cooking or basically anything besides video games.
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Ironically i think Phil is one of those people who have tried fucking everything and went back to RAW UNEDITED GAMEPLAY because nothing seemed to work.

I mean, let's count:

- Phil reacts to stuff
- KOGaming
- Cooking with the King
- vLogs
- Edited reviews
- Highlights/Fail reels
- Reviews using greenscreen/high production value equipment
- I guess he has tried some political commentary in some videos too
- Project 7
- Product reviews
- DSP tries it
- Panels and conventions
- Co-op playthroughs
- KOCC

And i still feel like i'm missing a lot of stuff, it's amazing how many things he has tried and nothing works because he is just not entertaining on his own.
 
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Waveysauce said:
He only went to pubg when the sea of thieves servers went down. he actually said at the end he started to like it a good bit but it got repetitive (only because he is a lazy moron and he sucks so he only takes the easy repetitive quests that get old fast and have no substance compared to all the other kinds)
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So Phil may start playing sea of thieves more in the future?
 
TyrasGuard said:
Ironically i think Phil is one of those people who have tried fucking everything and went back to RAW UNEDITED GAMEPLAY because nothing seemed to work.

I mean, let's count:

- Phil reacts to stuff
- KOGaming
- Cooking with the King
- vLogs
- Edited reviews
- Highlights/Fail reels
- Reviews using greenscreen/high production value equipment
- I guess he has tried some political commentary in some videos too
- Project 7
- Product reviews
- DSP tries it
- Panels and conventions
- Co-op playthroughs
- KOCC

And i still feel like i'm missing a lot of stuff, it's amazing how many things he has tried and nothing works because he is just not entertaining on his own.
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Personally I think he dropped stuff like Cooking with the King and DSP Tries It back in January simply because he made a lot of cash during the December Beg-a-thon. Now that the cashflow is drying up again you'd think he'd be putting more effort in, but his laziness from streaming seems to have bled into his begging as well. He's banning subs and cheer-ers everyday, that says to me he's not hard up right now.
 
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Here's an idea to give Phil's streams some structure when he's not covering those HAWT NEW RELEASEZ: Instead of doing Patron's Choice playthroughs, start keeping a viewer-submitted list of achievements in games.

Random Examples:
•Pacifist run of any MGS game
•Law-abiding playthrough of any GTA game
•Hitman Roulette Missions, where he has to complete missions using randomly decided parameters.
•Get drunk as shit on stream and get Gold in every cup in Mario Kart
•Achieving a high rank in a fighting game of his choice using only joke characters like Dan
•Low Intelligence, High Luck run of any Fallout/Elder Scrolls game
•Clearing stage 20 in Tetris
•See how far he can get through Dark Souls with a Dance Mat as a controller
•Getting the hardest ending in [insert popular/difficult game here]
•Playing through an entire game without whining or complaining about lag or bad programming once

Hell, have your viewers AND your trolls come up with a list of whatever goals they like, (provided they're actually doable by a mortal,) put them all on a wheel of fortune, crossing them off one by one. Maybe when he completes one, he replaces that spot on his Wheel of Fortune with something special, like a giveaway of subs, or some other kind of goal that engages with his viewers.

For the last decade, he has almost exclusively picked up each game with the only goal being to "beat them" by whatever means necessary. He never has a goal more substantial than getting the game he's currently playing off his list and moving on to the next one. He clearly doesn't enjoy himself, and is transparently only playing the games as a time-killer while he waits for the Pitybux to roll in.

Phil, if you're reading this, I won't even be mad if you implement this idea. I think you're a piece of shit and I'm a shameless detractor, but christ, give your deluded fans SOMETHING to do other than throw money at you to stop you from whining about shit.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
So Phil may start playing sea of thieves more in the future?
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Thats what he said. but he is still a moron and hasn't even figured out simple things like being able to charge attack. and certain ways to turn the boat ( I never learned how to sail a boat!!) but he seemed to be getting alright tips with it and I think he will just replace it with pubg. and he can also pick a new group of fans to play with each time....he already saw a little bidding war of certain fans who wanted to be on the next session
 
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