Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Does anyone else get Leonard Shaner vibes from Hirtes?

 

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SNEASEL!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!

lol i was just kidding there.

Autists can have difficulties discerning jokes from serious talk, so let's hope Hirtes's tard wrangler can help him do better next time.

Though I honestly feel for that person, having to deal with Hirtes's autism all day can't be easy.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

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Who the fuck thinks a creampie fetish is derogatory? That's like one of the most mainstream, vanilla, harmless fucking fetishes there is. Of course Mikey's preferences in artwork kind of lend credence to the idea that he finds actual sex scary and disgusting, so the idea of having sex to the point of orgasm with one is probably absolutely horrifying to him.

 

[Ruin]

I just realized this guys been being an edgy retard on the internet for almost longer than I've been alive. At what point do you realize you're the biggest laughingstock on earth and neck yourself?

 

[drain]

Who the fuck thinks a creampie fetish is derogatory?

The same people who thinks calling someone "fat" is the ultimate insult or spent more than half their lives in the middle of an autistic war with fucking Chris-chan of all people

 

[Feline Darkmage]

As an aside you've gotta love how transparent Hirtes is about outing himself by trying to claim I'm some part of the Inner Foxdick Circle or whatever. I'm active in like three or four threads and this is one of them, but because I rag on him here consistently he assumes I'm part of the Evil Conspiracy To Persecute Mike Hirtes. The only people that would ever have cause to call me out by username are Dobson, Alex Leal (who has done), and Hirtes. And unless Dobbo or Aweks has suddenly decided to head to /cow/ to defend Mikey's honor, mentioning me is as good as filling out his name field.

Another deduction can be made in that Sneasel doesn't even post in the Dobson thread, and Alex probably doesn't go on /cow/ because they never had threads about him unlike baph or the GG boards did. So the only person who would try to PA both of you at the same time would be Mike.

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Either Mike is projecting again because /cow/ was shitting on his toe ring furry porn fetish or he has a bizarre definition of "freaking out".

Probably both.

 

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The same people who thinks calling someone "fat" is the ultimate insult or spent more than half their lives in the middle of an autistic war with fucking Chris-chan of all people

Calling it an autistic war implies that Chris is responding in kind.

 

[drain]

Calling it an autistic war implies that Chris is responding in kind.

That's even more pathetic then, because it's a war that only exists on Hirtes deranged head

 

[sbm1990]

One day we're gonna find out that Hirtes actually has a secret shrine in his closet where he lowkey worships CWC, hence why he obsessively A-Logs him, its to compensate for the fact that he actually wishes that he could be with ol' Pristine Christine, herself.

 

[drain]

One day we're gonna find out that Hirtes actually has a secret shrine in his closet where he lowkey worships CWC, hence why he obsessively A-Logs him, its to compensate for the fact that he actually wishes that he could be with ol' Pristine Christine, herself.

You know what they say about hate obssessions... if you're really, really obssessed with something, what are the chances that you secretly want to be like the object of your hate?

I think the chaces are high

 

[sbm1990]

You know what they say about hate obssessions... if you're really, really obssessed with something, what are the chances that you secretly want to be like the object of your hate?

I think the chaces are high

It honestly reminds me of the type of relationship that Helga had with Arnold.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He's still going.I also did an ID check and the guy talking about the Austin Bomber was definitely Hirtes.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Lord he's easy to bait, and that complete inability to use reaction images like always, whew. Getting some classic Hirtes going today.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

 

[Done]

There's something.. beautiful about watching a 50-something furfag get BTFO'd like that..

 

[Ruin]

I know he's autistic as fuck but I still can't imagine what possessed Hirtes to believe he'd be welcome on /cow/ of all fucking places.

 

[Melkor]

Aw, I miss being namedropped by Hirtes.

 

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I know he's autistic as fuck but I still can't imagine what possessed Hirtes to believe he'd be welcome on /cow/ of all fucking places.

This isn't his first time either..

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

This isn't his first time either..

Yeah the last time he did an "I'm not gonna post here anymore, making me the winner!" thing too.

 

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Between him and Chris, I swear that Hirtes has to be the bigger lolcow of the two, in the past 2 days he probably provided us with more entertainment than Chris's last two months.