Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Okay, I'm calling him a cuck minion now.

Wasn't he already a cuck?

 

[Red Hood]

Because, as mentioned above, he can't humblebrag about how much he has to stay awake because he's way more important than you chrono-normative peasants.

Also, I don't think Blobby is aware of how much of a third rail Gun Control is in this country. NRA memberships have risen 4900 percent in recent weeks because of all of the Democrat gungrabbery. I don't know where Bob is getting his stats from. Just because he isn't seeing any of the bluehairs and noodlearms in his ZIP code gunning up, that doesn't mean the level of gun ownership is going down for the whole country.

EDIT: Apparently gunmaker Remington is filing for bankruptcy due to low sales. What Blobby fails to mention is because it was due to Remington ramping production into overdrive back in 2016, thinking Hillary Clinton was going to win the election and crack down on gun ownership.

One thing I'll say about NRA memberships is that some of them are analogous to the SJW types that promote media they never had any interest in buying them. It's great they're supporting the legislative efforts, but they're not buying pieces. So while NRA membership is up, there's not necessarily an uptick in sales across the board. Especially as Remington's reputation is in the shitter and better guns are available at competitive prices.

Bob has no evidence to support his argument and we can dismiss his baseless claims. For the millionth fucking time, Chipman. Just because you THINK something does not make it reality. Almost makes me want put bricks with question marks so Bob will either perplex himself or hurt himself trying to break them. Hehe.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Wasn't he already a cuck?

You have to be in a relationship to be a cuck, he's more a wannabe cuck

 

[Gordon Cole]

...I got nothing.

 

[Mola Ram]

...I got nothing.
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Not enough :autism: in the world.

 

[ScholarOfSin]

Bob is seriously a dude who likes to smell his own farts and thinks he's smarter than he actually is, just because he knows a few big words. He can fuck himself. Typical man child.

 

[Flexo]

*cough*
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/commentary-could-marchforourlives-be-a-setback-for-gun-control/
Dee Dee Edmondson, a member of Massachusetts' LGBT community who works with Wallace, agrees. "It's easier to come out as a lesbian in Massachusetts than as a gun owner," she told me.

 

[QB 290]

...I got nothing.
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It's hilarious because Bob is literally the last person anyone wants telling then to eat healthy.
Because he's fat as fuck, Also:

Can't wait for this train wreak

 

[LordofCringe7206]

...I got nothing.
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I said this as a joke the other day but now I really believe it: I don't think Bob understands what diabetes is or why he has it.

 

[Red Hood]

...I got nothing.
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So when's your best guess the last time Bob ate something green that wasn't iceberg lettuce on a burger/sub/taco?

 

[Mola Ram]

So when's your best guess the last time Bob ate something green that wasn't iceberg lettuce on a burger/sub/taco?

The greenest thing Bob eats is mold on last night's pizza.

Oh who am I kidding, no pizza could survive Bob's presence long enough to grow mold.

 

[elder god]

Gun sperging.

Its fun to watch Bob act like he knows anything about guns. No, Remington going out of business does not mean people aren't buying guns, it means a shitty gun maker is going out of business. Despite what Bob wants to claim, gun manufacturers are still doing fine. Remington has gone out of business because their guns sucked. And yes Bob, you are uninformed.

...I got nothing.

Because what Popeye needs is to become an insufferable political prick who whines about what others eat. Another instant classic idea from Bob.

 

[Water-T]

So when's your best guess the last time Bob ate something green that wasn't iceberg lettuce on a burger/sub/taco?

Do green M&Ms count?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Because what Popeye needs is to become an insufferable political prick who whines about what others eat. Another instant classic idea from Bob.

Also, they already made a Popeye movie back in the 1980s with Robin Williams. It tanked at the box office (despite not being completely awful - it had charm, talented character actors and impressive art direction.) If they were to make a Popeye movie today, it would probably be low-budget CG, filled with fart jokes, and do about as well as that Woody Woodpecker movie that was made recently. And this is BEFORE it gets crammed with preachy, pro-health boilerplate that no kid has ever wanted to watch, ever.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging about House Speakers.

Well, at least he's not on vampire hours tonight.

Also, they already made a Popeye movie back in the 1980s with Robin Williams. It tanked at the box office (despite not being completely awful - it had charm, talented character actors and impressive art direction.) If they were to make a Popeye movie today, it would probably be low-budget CG, filled with fart jokes, and do about as well as that Woody Woodpecker movie that was made recently. And this is BEFORE it gets crammed with preachy, pro-health boilerplate that no kid has ever wanted to watch, ever.

IIRC Genndy Tartakovsky was supposed to make a Popeye movie that was cancelled in favor of more Hotel Transylvania movies.

 

[Kyria the Great]

perging about House Speakers.

All I need to say to Bob about the statement above.

 

[Brother Wind]

Do green M&Ms count?

That reminds me if that one 8-bit Theater where the pirates all get scurvy, despite eating Cheetos. Which are orange, but cheaper than oranges.

And if Bob were just a hair stupider he would think that's fine. Maybe if we convince the right people that fresh vegetables are too expensive for Black people who are all impoverished, no exception, thus it is racist to say other green foods aren't just as healthy.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Also, they already made a Popeye movie back in the 1980s with Robin Williams. It tanked at the box office (despite not being completely awful - it had charm, talented character actors and impressive art direction.) If they were to make a Popeye movie today, it would probably be low-budget CG, filled with fart jokes, and do about as well as that Woody Woodpecker movie that was made recently. And this is BEFORE it gets crammed with preachy, pro-health boilerplate that no kid has ever wanted to watch, ever.

Didnt the Woody Woodpecker movie only get made because Woody is huge in Mexico?

 

[Anonimo]

Also, they already made a Popeye movie back in the 1980s with Robin Williams. It tanked at the box office (despite not being completely awful - it had charm, talented character actors and impressive art direction.) If they were to make a Popeye movie today, it would probably be low-budget CG, filled with fart jokes, and do about as well as that Woody Woodpecker movie that was made recently. And this is BEFORE it gets crammed with preachy, pro-health boilerplate that no kid has ever wanted to watch, ever.

Gendy Tartakovsky I recall actually pitched a Popeye film to Sony Pictures, but for whatever reason it didn’t get the green light and they went with The Emoji Movie instead. I can’t speak for Tartakovsky’s recent work since I haven’t seen it, but from what I’ve heard in the Sony leaks, his work would be infinitely more entertaining than whatever Bob has in mind.

Tartakovsky gave us Samurai Jack and Dexter’s Laboratory. Bob gives us a pitch for the Care Bears playing Avengers Assemble meets Paradise Lost. If he wasn’t serious, it might make for a half decent sketch on Robot Chicken

 

[RockVolnutt]

Thinking of Bob's obsession with Hillary, I'm surprised no one ever points out to him that it isn't praise to say "Had Hillary been elected president, we'd be close to a Superior Future where America does not exist.". There's not really any other way to interpret the "Superior Future" lacking nations without it being essential for America to die.