Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[commandersalamander]

Since this board gets plenty of posts, does anyone else like the idea of a thread that's dedicated to specific posts/events that get brought up/asked about? It'd require a lot of digging to create (looks like a team effort, too) but passing those posts around would be easier.

If it's a silly idea I'll take my :dumb: and :autism: ratings gracefully.

I'm on board. I think an FAQ would be useful. AL has been around for years, has had several sagas, and both her subforum and gen thread are one of the most popular on the farms. I think it'd be helpful to newcomers or more casual AL followers.

Expanding the lolcow wiki to include information on her supporting cast might be helpful too. A lot of the questions center around the people AL has current or past interactions with.

 

[classtrash]

No doubt this sent her into a "my depression" rage where she does absolutely nothing about the damage she's caused on her body and continues to eat herself into a plus+ sized coffin.

 

[commandersalamander]

No doubt this sent her into a "my depression" rage where she does absolutely nothing about the damage she's caused on her body and continues to eat herself into a plus+ sized coffin.

AL's inability to take criticism and accept feedback is one of her most annoying traits imo.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

 

[C3PBRO]

 

[Xenomorph]

No doubt this sent her into a "my depression" rage where she does absolutely nothing about the damage she's caused on her body and continues to eat herself into a plus+ sized coffin.

She no doubt binged that very night

 

[CindyChafe]

Wow, this could be a post about breaking up with AL. Becky & Eric are shady cunts who love to air dirty laundry. All we have to do is wait.


Edit: yes, I am aware that this specific post is from December 2011, but the sentiment in the post could be something Becky would write about her relationship now. It's something that shows a pattern in her relationships/behavior and how she's not the poor abused woman who got in over her head when getting with AL, but rather she is calculating and self-serving.

Thanks for clarifying for me @angelicbitch

 

[AbyssStarer]

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Wow, this could be a post about breaking up with AL. Becky & Eric are shady cunts who love to air dirty laundry. All we have to do is wait.

Dec 2011

 

[angelicbitch]

Dec 2011

I think they meant it as Becky could write something similar now if Amber and her were to break up

 

[frootloops]

Found it for you.

Thank you for finding this for me, I had no idea.
I am at a loss of words, all I can say is wtf

 

[angelicbitch]

Old video, but pertinent to now. Remember how she said that drinking her diet soda made her feel fine and that she's okay with it? Gorl, lies.

She said it makes her feel dry, dehydrated, etc.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

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Wow, this could be a post about breaking up with AL. Becky & Eric are shady cunts who love to air dirty laundry. All we have to do is wait.


Edit: yes, I am aware that this specific post is from December 2011, but the sentiment in the post could be something Becky would write about her relationship now. It's something that shows a pattern in her relationships/behavior and how she's not the poor abused woman who got in over her head when getting with AL, but rather she is calculating and self-serving.

Thanks for clarifying for me @angelicbitch

Be careful with hypotheticals based on old irrelevant posts. It just causes confusion.

 

[497]

Be careful with hypotheticals based on old irrelevant posts. It just causes confusion.

It's good to have the reminder especially when people are all like #freebecky. She was shady before and she is likely shady now. We need that thumbgirl song about Becky in Kentucky seeing dollar signs.

 

[CindyChafe]

Be careful with hypotheticals based on old irrelevant posts. It just causes confusion.

I don't think it's irrelevant although it is indeed old. I left the date stamp on there so that would be clear.

"I'm stronger and braver than people give me credit for ... I'm a good actor too ... I wanted her friendship, it's why I stayed and lied to her."

Reading that just resonated with me because a lot of people seem to think Becky is the hapless sped victim of AL, but Becky has her own motives for staying with her.

This post from the Neckless One just gave me a bit of hope for there definitely being lots of drama and "tea" for when the unholy house of Becklynn inevitably implodes on itself and we once again get sweet, sweet milky content.

 

[Derpaherp]

Old video, but pertinent to now. Remember how she said that drinking her diet soda made her feel fine and that she's okay with it? Gorl, lies.

She said it makes her feel dry, dehydrated, etc.

Also, lol at her saying she's not great at math in this video. So much for being a human calculator.

 

[CindyChafe]

Mentioned her "eating disorder" on her "weight loss" Instagram account but not how she gained back everything she claimed to have lost.

Also posted the same picture on her Raritycat account with the caption, "The future is female."

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I'm on board. I think an FAQ would be useful. AL has been around for years, has had several sagas, and both her subforum and gen thread are one of the most popular on the farms. I think it'd be helpful to newcomers or more casual AL followers.

Expanding the lolcow wiki to include information on her supporting cast might be helpful too. A lot of the questions center around the people AL has current or past interactions with.

I think it’s a great idea. FAQ and old videos and posts people want to talk about.

 

[PiggyPie]

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Mentioned her "eating disorder" on her "weight loss" Instagram account but not how she gained back everything she claimed to have lost.

Also posted the same picture on her Raritycat account with the caption, "The future is female."

"A well known yo yo dieter"

 

[Rokko]

"A well known yo yo dieter"

As an aspiring german rap star I claim the title "yo yo dieter" for me alone bitch lol.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

A few days ago another farmer (sorry, can't remember who) said they could see Amber knitting. I can't as I don't think she's capable of doing anything useful. In a way her choice in "crafts" reflects her life - she wastes and fucks up everything she does, rendering them useless and a waste of space and time.

It'd be a good vuhloorg tho. Our goorl in "binge blackout" thrashing round the house on her scootypuff, screaming and stabbing randomly at waist level with the sharp pointy things wedged in her pudgy little fist.

She'd never do even that tho. YT would demonetise it. And you can't knit food (although she's well used to eating boiled knitting, if the contents of that cauldron of horrors are anything to go by. I'm sure her cooking defies some human rights legislation or convention.)