Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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So what's your end game here @gREEEEEEEEEr ? You find out where I am and then what? You want to send me some anthrax? stalk me? kill me? Whats your point at wanting me doc'ed so badly? Or is it just that you get off on it?

You really need to lurk more if you unironically think we are some sort of autistic illuminati.
 
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@Half-dude these are the ten most expensive cars to ever be sold at auction as recorded by wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_cars_sold_at_auction

Which of these, if you could take one home, would you dump your hyundai for?

1962-63 FERRARI 250 GTO Sold for US$ 38,115,000 inc. premium
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1957 Ferrari 335 Sport Scaglietti Sold for $35,730,510
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The Ex-Juan Manuel Fangio, Hans Herrmann, Karl Kling, German and Swiss Grand Prix Winning
1954 Mercedes-Benz W196R Formula 1 Racing Single-Seater Sold for US$ 27,470,616 inc. premium
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1956 Ferrari 290 MM by Scaglietti Sold For $28,050,000
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1967 Ferrari 275 GTB/4*S N.A.R.T. Spider by Scaglietti Sold For $27,500,000
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1964 Ferrari 275 GTB/C Speciale by Scaglietti Sold For $26,400,000
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1956 Aston Martin DBR1 Sold For $22,550,000
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1955 Jaguar D-Type Sold For $21,780,000
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1939 Alfa Romeo 8C 2900B Lungo Spider by Touring Sold For $19,800,000
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1961 Ferrari 250 GT SWB California Spider *Barn Find and sold in condition as found* Sold for $18,454,304
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Fat plant bellies, now there's a hot idea there, can you imagine that fuzzy green belly of a stem growing slowly and slowly larger? Daym. <3

Lily did nothing wrong.

There's a special place in hell reserved for people who hurt innocent cars in order to get back at their owners.

It's a level of hell where demon cars scratch you over every inch of your body with razor-blade keys then dip you in vats of lemon juice.
 
There's a special place in hell reserved for people who hurt innocent cars in order to get back at their owners.

It's a level of hell where demon cars scratch you over every inch of your body with razor-blade keys then dip you in vats of lemon juice.
Sound like a very interesting religion or cult, would you illustrate more about it
whats the name of the religion or cult?
if its a cult do you need some sort of sacrifice or ritual to enter?
the name of the god?
how its the heaven?
what do you need to do to enter to the heaven?
can you redeem yourself if you treated a car poorly?
How you separate innocent from evil cars?
 
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What about wounded retired former marine corps veterans who lose control and crash while bravely street racing to protect gaming? Do they also go to car hell? Even if it's not their fault that the car can't perform because it's cheap bullshit built by chinks?

What if the car was hacked and/or sabotaged by Brianna Wu?

Well now you're just trying too hard to be edgy Pickles.. <3 lol


Aww @Piga Dgrifm come on, you can't generalize like that. You can't call a Jeep evil just because it's Brony owner decided to slap a bunch of MLP shit to it's ass, the Jeep isn't a Brony. This is the same thing as above, don't hold the poor car accountable for the owner, if you have a problem with the owner take it out on them.. not the poor car.

Sound like a very interesting religion or cult, would you illustrate more about it
whats the name of the religion or cult?
if its a cult do you need some sort of sacrifice or ritual to enter?
the name of the god?
how its the heaven?
what do you need to do to enter to the heaven?
can you redeem yourself if you treated a car poorly?
How you separate innocent from evil cars?

Well demon cars WILL sometimes go out on the hunt if there's a shortage on soul collecting. They'll go out with their devilishly amazing genitals and tempt poor souls into sinful sex, then steal their souls, sucking it into his demonic balls/her demonic womb for safe keeping in return for the orgasm. Then when the demon car gets back to hell, he'll ejaculate the souls out onto the hot stone floors of the pit, just in time for their eternal tortures to begin. lol By the way this is all fictional writing, I'm not saying I really think this is real.. just a disclaimer.
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