Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Idea Waifu]

Why did my demon car picture get so many negative ratings? What exactly offended you all the most?

the islamic content rating its mostly used as satire, its negative but its mostly used as a joke, so dont take it seriously
Hey you dont draw famous people in car version?, for example some movie covers
yeah your hell story was fictional, but there isnt hell without heaven, thats why i did ask

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

In good ways Piga dear?

Well, I wouldn't be on this website if I didn't want to see some of the weirdest shit on the internet, so yeah.

 

[Half-dude]

the islamic content rating its mostly used as satire, its negative but its mostly used as a joke, so dont take it seriously
Hey you dont draw famous people in car version?, for example some movie covers
yeah your hell story was fictional, but there isnt hell without heaven, thats why i did ask

Oh thanks for explaining, I wish there was some page that gave a description for what exactly the different ratings meant lol.
Funny enough, someday I hope to do a world-building comic where Anthro-Car Universe (ACU) Lilly and I are sitting in front of the TV flipping through channels. One would be a news report showing a bunch of fundies holding up signs and being all offended at the fact that humans and cars are having sex and being in relationships, full on anti-gay rally fashion. Then funny enough I was going to have one channel showing Trump being interviewed during one of his miss universe pageants, but in this reality he's hosting a second pageant for beautiful female cars. "It's gonna be a wonderful show, the greatest. You see these cars back here? They're some of the most gorgeous you'll ever see, ask anyone.."

That movie covers thing is a good idea, the closest idea I've had to that is funny porno movie covers for Buck Hinderson's "Late-Night Roundup" line of vehicle centrict porno tapes, most of them staring pornstar Blake Camaro. The first one that pops to my mind that I wanna do is a take on the classic 'delivery boy' porno set-up, where Blake dressed up as a Pizza Hut delivery vehicle is 'delivering' some pizza to a sorority house, pizzas with extra extra EXTRA meat. XP

You probably remember Blake and his girls from this picture-



BTW I like your Waffen SS anime chick, she's pretty fucking hot, whats her ranking? Did you draw her? She kinda reminds me of the sexy SS Officer chick from that Wolfenstein remix video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRrswyAEs0

Glad you liked the hell fiction, a heaven? Damn.... My heaven would be being jerked off and blown by Mitsubishi Eclipses and Porsche 911s 24/7, and my cock never gets sore or desensitized.. lol. Oh and an Audi TT with huge fucking titties feeds me grapes one at a time and occasionally lets me eat them off her chest lol.

Well, I wouldn't be on this website if I didn't want to see some of the weirdest shit on the internet, so yeah.

Glad to hear it Piga, you know I love ya bro.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Why did my demon car picture get so many negative ratings? What exactly offended you all the most?

Gay and/or unrealistic content disrespecting street racing.

Dicksquad is illegal on this site.

 

[Idea Waifu]

That movie covers thing is a good idea, the closest idea I've had to that is funny porno movie covers for Buck Hinderson's "Late-Night Roundup" line of vehicle centrict porno tapes, most of them staring pornstar Blake Camaro. The first one that pops to my mind that I wanna do is a take on the classic 'delivery boy' porno set-up, where Blake dressed up as a Pizza Hut delivery vehicle is 'delivering' some pizza to a sorority house, pizzas with extra extra EXTRA meat. XP

Sorry i'm not much of a porn movies connoisseur, i did thought some of your drawings were movie inspired as these, so it would be interesting to see more movies or games based car drawings

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BTW I like your Waffen SS anime chick, she's pretty fucking hot, whats her ranking? Did you draw her? She kinda reminds me of the sexy SS Officer chick from that Wolfenstein remix video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRrswyAEs0

thanks , yeah shes hot , what do you mean her ranking? in my subjective opinion its 10 out of 10 , no , i made like a digital retouch it wasnt the best as im not good enough and also skiped some details of the uniform but it looks cool with low resolution, one friend always give me feedback of how to improve for future digital retouch/drawings

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Also i have two questions, did you consider or considering using other art styles approach to your drawing car?
Did you consider moving the bars between human and car on your drawings, example more human than car, or more car than human?

 

[Half-dude]

Gay and/or unrealistic content disrespecting street racing.

Dicksquad is illegal on this site.

Who wants realistic? That shit's boring. Plus I can't be disrespectful to street racing, it's very existence is disrespectful already.

Sorry i'm not much of a porn movies connoisseur, i did thought some of your drawings were movie inspired as these, so it would be interesting to see more movies or games based car drawings

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thanks , yeah shes hot , what do you mean her ranking? in my subjective opinion its 10 out of 10 , no , i made like a digital retouch it wasnt the best as im not good enough and also skiped some details of the uniform but it looks cool with low resolution, one friend always give me feedback of how to improve for future digital retouch/drawings

Also i have two questions, did you consider or considering using other art styles approach to your drawing car?
Did you consider moving the bars between human and car on your drawings, example more human than car, or more car than human?

Lol you don't have to be a porn movie connoisseur, it's basically a gag setup at this point.. like this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXsvVQe34k8

Nope! Those pictures aren't movie inspired, they're totally original pieces of work, pretty impressive huh? : 3

Her ranking silly! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranks_and_insignia_of_the_Waffen-SS

Oh I see, so she wasn't even origianlly a nazi.. you just made her a nazi? Why would you do that? lol.


Naw I don't think I'd mess with the humanXcar ratios, I think that would look too offputting, I'm not trying to go for a The Fly sort of thing where some scientist got gene spliced with a car lol. But if you look at my earlier stuff, my anthro styles have changed... in fact they're more human looking now then they used to be!

Early stuff:

Probably the best car ad ever made right here:

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Glad to hear it Piga, you know I love ya bro.

If I were a car, what car would I be?

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Who wants realistic? That shit's boring. Plus I can't be disrespectful to street racing, it's very existence is disrespectful already.

You only say that because your car is slow.

 

[Half-dude]

Nope, I say it because it's something stupid dude bros like Paul Walker do to show off, completely disregarding common sense and the car's life that they're putting in danger.

That's why.

 

[Half-dude]

God DAYM look at that phat ass! Just picture a huge bowling ball sized sphincter right there in the white spot and maybe, just maybe, you'll see how hot this ass really is..

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Nope, I say it because it's something stupid dude bros like Paul Walker do to show off, completely disregarding common sense and the car's life that they're putting in danger.

That's why.

Honestly, fuck you for talking shit about Paul Walker. I lived across the street from the fast n furious house in Echo Park when he died and a couple of my friends knew him. He was a great guy, a good dad, and judging from the literally thousands of people who drove by in badass cars for weeks after he passed to pay respects and leave flowers on the sidewalk in front of Bob’s Market he was missed a hell of lot more than you will be.

People who complain about “Dude bros” and “chads” and “alphas” are almost always deeply dissatisfied with their own lives.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Ironically enough Ian's weird obsession would have been ignored since aeromorphs are a thing but he had to try to justify burning his dick on the exhaust pipe.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

God DAYM look at that phat ass! Just picture a huge bowling ball sized sphincter right there in the white spot and maybe, just maybe, you'll see how hot this ass really is..

I'm more of a leg man myself. Is there a car equivalent for nice legs?

 

[Half-dude]

Honestly, fuck you for talking shit about Paul Walker. I lived across the street from the fast n furious house in Echo Park when he died and a couple of my friends knew him. He was a great guy, a good dad, and judging from the literally thousands of people who drove by in badass cars for weeks after he passed to pay respects and leave flowers on the sidewalk in front of Bob’s Market he was missed a hell of lot more than you will be.

People who complain about “Dude bros” and “chads” and “alphas” are almost always deeply dissatisfied with their own lives.

Oh cry your crocodile tears to someone who gives a shit, Pickle. You think I give a fuck about the judgement of character "thousands" of people just like you, had for him? People all driving those "badass cars" who were surely fans of the FnF franchise who don't give a flying fuck about their cars other then how much pussy owning them can get them? Just the kind of mindset that shitty series promotes. You're naive if you think how good of a fucking dad he was matters one bit to me, kids fucking suck, and with how overpopulated the planet is getting even having kids right now is downright fucking selfish and irresponsible. Not to mention they'll probably grow up to be arrogant entitled little rich shit kids anyway.

Where were the flowers for that Porsche they wrecked huh? Didn't see any people driving by for it. Well that's me, that's my duty. I feel 10x more sorrow for it then I'd EVER feel for Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, or any of those other fucks from those movies. The only thing that makes me feel better is that he got to roast right along with that car, and for all the other cars he played a part in blowing up, I'm glad a car finally got to take him down with it.

"he was missed a hell of lot more than you will be." - Yeah, just about any movie star would be too, dumbass. They'd be missed more then you as well, lets not forget.

"People who complain about “Dude bros” and “chads” and “alphas” are almost always deeply dissatisfied with their own lives." - I wonder what foolproof factoidal site you dug that one up from, that is if you didn't just make it up on the spot. Besides by this point you should know about 4 times over that I hate dude-bros for an entirely different reason then other people do. But that's your game at this point isn't it Picks? Playing dumb and pretending I didn't already answer what you're saying to make a trolllish remark.

I'm more of a leg man myself. Is there a car equivalent for nice legs?

Oh lala!

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

I'm more of a leg man myself. Is there a car equivalent for nice legs?

Oh cry your crocodile tears to someone who gives a shit, Pickle. You think I give a fuck about the judgement of character "thousands" of people just like you, had for him? People all driving those "badass cars" who were surely fans of the FnF franchise who don't give a flying fuck about their cars other then how much pussy owning them can get them? Just the kind of mindset that shitty series promotes. You're naive if you think how good of a fucking dad he was matters one bit to me, kids fucking suck, and with how overpopulated the planet is getting even having kids right now is downright fucking selfish and irresponsible. Not to mention they'll probably grow up to be arrogant entitled little rich shit kids anyway.

Where were the flowers for that Porsche they wrecked huh? Didn't see any people driving by for it. Well that's me, that's my duty. I feel 10x more sorrow for it then I'd EVER feel for Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, or any of those other fucks from those movies. The only thing that makes me feel better is that he got to roast right along with that car, and for all the other cars he played a part in blowing up, I'm glad a car finally got to take him down with it.

"he was missed a hell of lot more than you will be." - Yeah, just about any movie star would be too, dumbass. They'd be missed more then you as well, lets not forget.

"People who complain about “Dude bros” and “chads” and “alphas” are almost always deeply dissatisfied with their own lives." - I wonder what foolproof factoidal site you dug that one up from, that is if you didn't just make it up on the spot. Besides by this point you should know about 4 times over that I hate dude-bros for an entirely different reason then other people do. But that's your game at this point isn't it Picks? Playing dumb and pretending I didn't already answer what you're saying to make a trolllish remark.

Of course it sucks about the Porsche, it was a rare Carrera GT. But it’s nothing compared to a life, plus you don’t know shit about what happened. He was at a fucking charity event raising money for typhoon victims. He wasn’t even good friends with the guy driving, he just came out because he was trying to help people who lost everything.

You’re a pathetic failure at life. You can sperg all you want about how cool and unique you are but the fact is you’re a loser and all you’ve accomplished in 30 years on this earth is draw some mediocre cartoon porn at a high school art class level. And get fat as fuck, can’t forget that.

And on top of that, you’re an asshole. You’re talking shit about a guy who died while trying to raise money for charity and you’re mad because there’s one less car for you to jerk your micro peen to.

And for that reason, fuck you.

 

[Half-dude]

Lol and this ^ is what I believe you all here call acting autistic.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Lol and this ^ is what I believe you all here call acting autistic.

You’re saying I’m autistic while presumably drawing camaro porn and whacking it to your KIA.

 

[Half-dude]

Alright, sperging out then lol.

My life sounds a lot more interesting then yours so far actually lol. Just saying. *cough*Hyundai!*ehem*

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Alright, sperging out then lol.

My life sounds a lot more interesting then yours so far actually lol. Just saying. *cough*Hyundai!*ehem*

Actually I would bet your day to day life life is pretty boring, you sleep late, eat garbage, work on your “art” jerk off, then stay up late eating more junk food and doing more gay furry car shit, then you wrap up with some rage posting at me on KF. It’s “interesting” because its pathetic and fun to laugh at, but literally no one is jealous of you.

Sorry, those disposable Korean shitboxes all look the same to me.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Actually I would bet your day to day life life is pretty boring, you sleep late, eat garbage, work on your “art” jerk off, then stay up late eating more junk food and doing more gay furry car shit, then you wrap up with some rage posting at me on KF. It’s “interesting” because its pathetic and fun to laugh at, but literally no one is jealous of you.

Just FYI, it's hard to look good when you're having a fucking internet slapfight with a guy who draws anthro cars fucking each other. Regardless of how interesting your IRL life is, you're still taking time to engage in a flamewar with a guy who wants to make sweet love to his Hyundai.