Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[TheUltimatePickle]

Just FYI, it's hard to look good when you're having a fucking internet slapfight with a guy who draws anthro cars fucking each other. Regardless of how interesting your IRL life is, you're still taking time to engage in a flamewar with a guy who wants to make sweet love to his Hyundai.

Regardless of who any of us are in real life we all enjoy laughing at retards.

I got him so mad a few pages ago he chimped the fuck out and made a drawing of an anthropomorphized Pickle getting shoved up a cars ass with an autistic wall of text sentencing me to “the camaro colon.”

Tell me that’s not fucking hilarious.

 

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Regardless of who any of us are in real life we all enjoy laughing at retards.

I got him so mad a few pages ago he chimped the fuck out and made a drawing of an anthropomorphized Pickle getting shoved up a cars ass with an autistic wall of text sentencing me to “the camaro colon.”

Tell me that’s not fucking hilarious.

"Nyeh, whatcha jerkin' gherkin?"

 

[Broken Pussy]

So, apparently, finding Nazi anime chicks hot is a gateway drug for car-fucking.

Totally unsurprising.

 

[Half-dude]

Actually I would bet your day to day life life is pretty boring, you sleep late, eat garbage, work on your “art” jerk off, then stay up late eating more junk food and doing more gay furry car shit, then you wrap up with some rage posting at me on KF. It’s “interesting” because its pathetic and fun to laugh at, but literally no one is jealous of you.

Sorry, those disposable Korean shitboxes all look the same to me.

Sounds like a pretty fucking awesome life to me!

Aaaaaaand you're racist too. Perfect.

I got him so mad a few pages ago he chimped the fuck out and made a drawing of an anthropomorphized Pickle getting shoved up a cars ass with an autistic wall of text sentencing me to “the camaro colon.”

Tell me that’s not fucking hilarious.

Exactly why I drew it, OH, no not because you think I did it while chimping out but because everyone would think seeing you shoved up a Camaro's ass would be hilarious.

So, apparently, finding Nazi anime chicks hot is a gateway drug for car-fucking.

Totally unsurprising.

That's why some of the great mysteries of our age are probably better left mysteries, because if they were explained it would probably end up being much more boring then we can imagine.

Porsches being born...... fuck, 30 minutes in it gets almost a bit too fucking hot to stand watching.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Korean is a nationality not a race. And I have nothing against Korean people, just the shitty boring cars they build (although they have gotten a lot better in the last couple of years.).

I figured you’d at least argue with me and say your life was more than jerking off, eating tendies and posting Camaro porn. That’s really sad, most people would probably kill themselves if they woke up one day and had your life.

 

[Half-dude]

So I've had the idea of what Japan would do with their anthro cars, people who know the lore know that ANImech is a joint Japanese and American corporation of sorts, so Japan would certainly have their own variants and designs.
I figured, to support Japanese pop-culture their Anthro-cars may be more anime styled in appearance, and with the prevalence in advanced robotics over there, be more overly designed to include such things as fingers that fold out from the wheel wells, and collapsible cab-roofs to give them a more streamlined human figure when in anthro-mode.

So I've had the idea of what Japan would do with their anthro cars, people who know the lore know that ANImech is a joint Japanese and American corporation of sorts, so Japan would certainly have their own variants and designs.
I figured, to support Japanese pop-culture their Anthro-cars may be more anime styled in appearance, and with the prevalence in advanced robotics over there, be more overly designed to include such things as fingers that fold out from the wheel wells, and collapsible cab-roofs to give them a more streamlined human figure when in anthro-mode.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

So I've had the idea of what Japan would do with their anthro cars, people who know the lore know that ANImech is a joint Japanese and American corporation of sorts, so Japan would certainly have their own variants and designs.
I figured, to support Japanese pop-culture their Anthro-cars may be more anime styled in appearance, and with the prevalence in advanced robotics over there, be more overly designed to include such things as fingers that fold out from the wheel wells, and collapsible cab-roofs to give them a more streamlined human figure when in anthro-mode.

So I've had the idea of what Japan would do with their anthro cars, people who know the lore know that ANImech is a joint Japanese and American corporation of sorts, so Japan would certainly have their own variants and designs.
I figured, to support Japanese pop-culture their Anthro-cars may be more anime styled in appearance, and with the prevalence in advanced robotics over there, be more overly designed to include such things as fingers that fold out from the wheel wells, and collapsible cab-roofs to give them a more streamlined human figure when in anthro-mode.

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[Piga Dgrifm]

Go! Carichu! Go out and vroom to the extreme!

 

[CIA Nigger]

Hey @Half-dude what do you think of video games where you get to destroy cars, like Interstate 76?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Me and my bitches, thug life yo! <3

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*spanks those twerking asses.*

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Where are the license plates though.

 

[Lunete]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

*spanks those twerking asses.*

Hips don't lie.

 

[The Fool]

Oh cool you're back

Okay I have a new art search request, you got anything about circumcision? Just like a pic of a baby car's penis getting circumcised.

 

[shawnphase]

nice car-tits ian. b ut i donno why she has to have the pouty duckface. good to see you're stayin creative bub, one love homie. real talk.

 

[Bluey]

Half-Dude. What do you think of old shows with Anthro cars such as Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch or Speed Buggy?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Are those temporary tags? What happened to your other car?

 

[Meowthkip]

You know this dude?

 

[Half-dude]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

-And further towards the protective shade of 50 gallon car titties.

 

[The Fool]

car boobs still confuse me

why not fap to airbags?

 

[Lunete]

-And further towards the protective shade of 50 gallon car titties.

You need Jesus.