Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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Damn right! Mmmh!

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Oh cool you're back

Okay I have a new art search request, you got anything about circumcision? Just like a pic of a baby car's penis getting circumcised.

What the fuck?! Sorry.. child porn is where I draw the line buddy lol. Besides cars don't get circumcisions >> their dicks just look like that..

nice car-tits ian. b ut i donno why she has to have the pouty duckface. good to see you're stayin creative bub, one love homie. real talk.

Thanks, but how does that look like a duck face? She's just smiling.. big wide and seductively.

Half-Dude. What do you think of old shows with Anthro cars such as Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch or Speed Buggy?

I love em' ! Though the Hanna Barbara animation leaves much to be desired! Lol I've seen rule 34 of that girl car from Wheelie. lol

Are those temporary tags? What happened to your other car?

Nothing happened to her buddy. Lilly is doing just fine, hell these bitches aren't even mine.. at least to the extent that I own their slave papers. I'm living with another mechiphile roommate (fucking awesome) they're his cars, he just bought the Civic. We share the slutty little car. <3 Hell there's been nights where she gets fucked twice in one night by two different guys, she's getting such an ego because of it.. she KNOWS she's hot as fuck at this point.

You know this dude?


Yep, I mean I didn't know him that well but yeah I knew Nathanial. I actually had that show attempt to recruit me on before they got him. But I did a little research and watched their other episodes, saw that they were exploitative shit and kindly told the woman who'd been emailing me to go fuck herself. Honestly hate what they did to Nathanial but in a way I have to blame him at least a little for being so naive to go on it and think they'd respect him.

I love the way that guy in the video realizes and points out all the times that show fucked Nathanial over by adding that creepy music and shit.

car boobs still confuse me

why not fap to airbags?

Because airbags aren't big bouncy squishy and full of car-m.i.l.k. ; P

They're HER airbags I guess lol.


Why are you fucking other pleb tier shitboxes? Did you murder Lilly for the insurance money or did she finally succumb to the wiring issues?

Hey there's Pickle Rick... aw dude you're usually so observant! Don't tell me you didn't see her in the background next to the Eclipses' ass.

Maybe they're pleb tier shitboxes to you, but to about any mechphile out there they're fucking sexy ass cars, like.. Pamela Anderson in her prime hot with a touch of Kim Kardashian ass on that Civic. As of right now I've got three smoking hot babes I can fuck at my leisure, how many do you have?
 
Yep, I mean I didn't know him that well but yeah I knew Nathanial. I actually had that show attempt to recruit me on before they got him. But I did a little research and watched their other episodes, saw that they were exploitative shit and kindly told the woman who'd been emailing me to go fuck herself. Honestly hate what they did to Nathanial but in a way I have to blame him at least a little for being so naive to go on it and think they'd respect him.

I love the way that guy in the video realizes and points out all the times that show fucked Nathanial over by adding that creepy music and shit.

Maybe you could try calling into Ethan's podcast.
 
women you're fucking.

More than you, I don’t even have to share with a weirdo who thinks Mitsubishi Eclipses are cool.

Which is honestly creepy as fuck, since you claim these shitboxes have “souls” or whatever then turn around and act like they’re sex slaves to you and your equally perverted room mate. What if the cars don’t want to get fucked by a gross looking scrub?

You’re a creepy guy Ian.
 
LOL that Yahoo Answers article, that's like a guy that goes into the hospital and explains how a hamster 'accidentally' got stuck up his asshole. lol
 
More than you, I don’t even have to share with a weirdo who thinks Mitsubishi Eclipses are cool.

Which is honestly creepy as fuck, since you claim these shitboxes have “souls” or whatever then turn around and act like they’re sex slaves to you and your equally perverted room mate. What if the cars don’t want to get fucked by a gross looking scrub?

You’re a creepy guy Ian.

Who said anything about them being cool? It's everyone else who seems to think they're 'cool' I just think they're fucking hot. lol

Why does that creep you out if you yourself think that the idea of them having souls is irrational? Besides I'm not objectifying them anymore then some gangster rapper does, which was kind of the fucking joke to begin with.

The two girls are slutty cars though, since they've gotten to experience dick they love it now. The Civic loves the attention and ego it gives her having us lust over and complimenting her ass all the time, and the Eclipse well.. I don't really know her as well but my roomate and her are total kinkster so.. pretty dang sure she's okay with just about anything. don't really know how else to put it.
 
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