Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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Go a few 20 pages back I'm sure you'll find your answers back there.

gREEEEEEEEEr said:
You can project your personality onto it and it can't say no.
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Nope.

I'll say this again too. It's hilarious that you normies would blow a car up for the kicks and not feel a thing. But as soon as one is getting some dick you suddenly start worrying that it didn't consent. Hypocrites.
 
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Half-dude said:
I'll say this again too. It's hilarious that you normies would blow a car up for the kicks and not feel a thing. But as soon as one is getting some dick you suddenly start worrying that it didn't consent. Hypocrites.
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I once wondered if I should drive to New Jersey, but the car said no. It was protecting me. I dodged a bullet.
 
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Wow, this thread got interesting quick.

@Half-dude what's your opinion of guys that put a ludicrous amount of money into car mods that are strictly aesthetic? (Balls from hitches, air foils, hood scoops w/o turbo, etc.)
 
Kayelar said:
A car wasn't made for having sex with. It was made for driving.
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These wheels are made for fuckin', and that's just what they'll do.
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Half-dude said:
I'll say this again too. It's hilarious that you normies would blow a car up for the kicks and not feel a thing. But as soon as one is getting some dick you suddenly start worrying that it didn't consent. Hypocrites.
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You can blow up an engine and swap it out in a weekend. Cars and their parts are disposable consumer goods. Who cares. Have you ever seen a bump-to-pass race on an oval track? They are worth the destruction. Big dumb stupid fun.


Also, it isn't about consent. It's about you humanizing clearly inanimate objects. They are incapable of reciprocating any feelings of love. God forbid people are bewildered when someone treats them like a spouse. Let alone a fleshlight.

They are tools. Sometimes they are interesting. Sometimes exotic. Sometimes we grow fond of them. But they aren't humans. They are carefully arranged lumps of iron and plastic.
 
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This thread killed my internet because it's so scared of looking at this thread. I wonder if Half-dude would screw a cartoon car that looked like Bart Simpson.

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Kayelar said:
A car wasn't made for having sex with. It was made for driving.
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Guess you should tell a Barbie Doll that, considering it made that transformation in reverse. 9.^

Ehem! https://brightside.me/wonder-curios...riginally-intended-for-something-else-454410/

ColtWalker1847 said:
You can blow up an engine and swap it out in a weekend. Cars and their parts are disposable consumer goods. Who cares. Have you ever seen a bump-to-pass race on an oval track? They are worth the destruction. Big dumb stupid fun.

Also, it isn't about consent. It's about you humanizing clearly inanimate objects. They are incapable of reciprocating any feelings of love. God forbid people are bewildered when someone treats them like a spouse. Let alone a fleshlight.

They are tools. Sometimes they are interesting. Sometimes exotic. Sometimes we grow fond of them. But they aren't humans. They are carefully arranged lumps of iron and plastic.
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I didn't say blowing up an 'engine' now did I? I speaking more specifically about all those cars being BLOWN UP in all your favorite movies and on that assfuck show TopGear.

Yeah no, I'm not watching that shit. Sorry. :) Enjoy your snuff by yourself if you like but peddle those wares elsewhere thank you.

I legitimately feel bad for not only any cars in your life, but also for yourself and your narrow-viewed self-assured perspective on your knowledge of the universe. I relish the despair that you'll fall into when science catches up and announces nationally that cars have indeed been conscious creatures all this time. You'll look for me for forgiveness but I'm afraid like god himself, it'll be too late to receive it by then. /: )

My new girlfriend has demonstrated 6th sense connections with cars going on, and I will be producing numerous videos with her demonstrating beyond doubt legitimate communication with cars. It's going to be a wild ride. Lets make this fun actually, If any of you think of any test that she could do communicating with a car, tell me, and if it's good I'll see about having her do it.
 
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Half-dude said:
I legitimately feel bad for not only any cars in your life, but also for yourself and your narrow-viewed self-assured perspective on your knowledge of the universe. I relish the despair that you'll fall into when science catches up and announces nationally that cars have indeed been conscious creatures all this time. You'll look for me for forgiveness but I'm afraid like god himself, it'll be too late to receive it by then. /: )
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Hey man, that's just cold.
 
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I legitimately feel bad for not only any cars in your life, but also for yourself and your narrow-viewed self-assured perspective on your knowledge of the universe. I relish the despair that you'll fall into when science catches up and announces nationally that cars have indeed been conscious creatures all this time. You'll look for me for forgiveness but I'm afraid like god himself, it'll be too late to receive it by then. /: )
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The pseudo-intellectual cunt attitude and crayola philosophy is what makes you a laughing stock dear.
 
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Half-dude said:
Me? Eh.. she's pretty average. I wouldn't turn her down if I had a private place and she asked me to, but I wouldn't lust over her. Also yes, her, according to my girlfriend who can talk to cars, you can apparently sex cars based on their tailpipe type. *shrug*

Something fun though, if you'd like I could post a pic of one on the private mech group and send you guys the results of what other mechs say.
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That sounds... interesting. You should d0 that.
 
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Half-dude said:
I legitimately feel bad for not only any cars in your life, but also for yourself and your narrow-viewed self-assured perspective on your knowledge of the universe. I relish the despair that you'll fall into when science catches up and announces nationally that cars have indeed been conscious creatures all this time. You'll look for me for forgiveness but I'm afraid like god himself, it'll be too late to receive it by then. /: )
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Science isn't going to prove sentience in cars. The Love Bug is a fictional children's movie and not real life. You are projecting emotions onto cars.

Piss off with your sanctimonious "I am the only one who cares and you filthy peasants are incapable of understanding" attitude. You have no idea what anyone's history or skills are. Yet you are fully confident you are better than them. Then you put on the little show where you try to be charming with the LOL's and smileys and make yourself and the cars out to be the real victims here because of the big bad troglodyte meanies.

Half-dude said:
My new girlfriend has demonstrated 6th sense connections with cars going on, and I will be producing numerous videos with her demonstrating beyond doubt legitimate communication with cars. It's going to be a wild ride. Lets make this fun actually, If any of you think of any test that she could do communicating with a car, tell me, and if it's good I'll see about having her do it.
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Heh. Carnac the Magnificent.
 
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Hey Mater Masturbator, you should get with @mylarballoonfan and talk about your hatred of top gear.

Except Mylar will probably make fun of you for liking shitty cars and shitty music and being a “hipster.”
 
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