Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hey Mater Masturbator, you should get with @mylarballoonfan and talk about your hatred of top gear.

Except Mylar will probably make fun of you for liking shitty cars and shitty music and being a “hipster.”

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

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Mylar isn't a faggot, he only fucks girl balloons.

 

[Half-dude]

The pseudo-intellectual cunt attitude and crayola philosophy is what makes you a laughing stock dear.

Maybe I'll even be as cunty as you guys, some day! <:' ] Gonna get me a big ol kiwi trophy someday daddy!

They objectively aren't, by any metric for consciousness.

Or creature.

That's right TenMiles, I guess it would be pretty hard for them to prove that wouldn't it? Since science at this point doesn't even have a concrete idea of what consciousness even is, nor even the slight idea of how it's even formed or what it's exact rules are.. so yeah I'd have to agree. But then again you're giving an objective answer that 'they aren't so I guess you must be a scientist huh? Maybe a Quantum Physicist? Or a Biologist? You must be a really good one too at that, better then any others huh? Well then it's a privilege to meet you good sir!

Well Dr. TenMilesHigh, let me also add that I'm a big fan of the scientific method, hell it's pretty kickass! thing is, reality defined by science is always going to be limited to what's been proven to be AT the present! You see that's the cool thing about science, it doesn't think it has everything figured out %100 ... well I mean except YOU of course.. but that's because you're such a good scientist I know I know! But yeah, thats what's cool about science is that it's always open to change its definition based on new discoveries that are made and proven over time.

But you're the famous Dr. TenMilesHigh, above the scientific method, so you're right. Objectively, cars are not and can never be found in the future upon future study to have any kind of consciousness. That's just crazy to even think! Almost as crazy as the idea that the sun doesn't revolve around Earth, duh! I mean whoever thinks that is a friggin idiot! Just look at it move across the sky, it SO does! *sarcasm alert*

your left hand?

HAHAHA!! OMG brilliant comedy! :' D It's so funny that I've been LITERALLY waiting for someone to throw out that gem for awhile now! *clap clap clap* congratulations on the big time winner here.

@Half-dude you confuse me, but you do you, ya not hurting anyone.


Cars 4, with character design provided by half dude.

Well some people seem to be afraid I'm hurting the cars. lol

Now a Cars 4 with MY designs? Now that's a movie I'd fucking watch dude! Get pixar to animate some big bouncy titties on a car.

Science isn't going to prove sentience in cars. The Love Bug is a fictional children's movie and not real life. You are projecting emotions onto cars.

Piss off with your sanctimonious "I am the only one who cares and you filthy peasants are incapable of understanding" attitude. You have no idea what anyone's history or skills are. Yet you are fully confident you are better than them. Then you put on the little show where you try to be charming with the LOL's and smileys and make yourself and the cars out to be the real victims here because of the big bad troglodyte meanies.


Heh. Carnac the Magnificent.

Well I've already answered your first part, just look up to Dr. TenMiles there. But keep trying, I'm sure you'll objectively prove me wrong someday.

I thought the Kiwi Farms was supposed to be an elite group of some of the top trolls on the internet, jeez I expected you not to loose your shit so easy, at this point youtube commenters have you beat. Every time you and PickleRick go on a big tirade about what a cunt personality I have how annoying I'm talking about myself, you KNOW it's making it obvious that my own trolling is getting to you and you can't take any of your own fucking medicine right? You DO realize that don't you?

Oh trust me, if any of you here had "history or skills" that would make that mean anything you probably wouldn't be wasting your time on the Kiwi Farms with me lol.

"and make yourself and the cars out to be the real victims here because of the big bad troglodyte meanies." - um... they are? I'd say by just about every definition cars are victims of humans, along with about every other species on this planet including ourselves actually. I mean look at you, I don't see you as being someone that's going to care about YOUR car, have it's back when it needs you most? Fight to keep it alive when it gets sick? Stand up for it when people mock it? No, you use and abuse it for your own selfish reasons until it's too old or beaten to do it anymore and then you send it off to be murdered.. that is if you didn't do it yourself already. Even if you're one of those air qotes "car enthusiasts" like Paul Walker, you don't legitimately CARE about it, the extent you 'care about it' is only as long as it can continue to get your ass impressed looks by other people and a big ol ego for how cool you look in it, and as long as their isn't some better/cooler car you can have instead. fuck you.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Maybe I'll even be as cunty as you guys, some day! <:' ] Gonna get me a big ol kiwi trophy someday daddy!




That's right TenMiles, I guess it would be pretty hard for them to prove that wouldn't it? Since science at this point doesn't even have a concrete idea of what consciousness even is, nor even the slight idea of how it's even formed or what it's exact rules are.. so yeah I'd have to agree. But then again you're giving an objective answer that 'they aren't so I guess you must be a scientist huh? Maybe a Quantum Physicist? Or a Biologist? You must be a really good one too at that, better then any others huh? Well then it's a privilege to meet you good sir!

Well Dr. TenMilesHigh, let me also add that I'm a big fan of the scientific method, hell it's pretty kickass! thing is, reality defined by science is always going to be limited to what's been proven to be AT the present! You see that's the cool thing about science, it doesn't think it has everything figured out %100 ... well I mean except YOU of course.. but that's because you're such a good scientist I know I know! But yeah, thats what's cool about science is that it's always open to change its definition based on new discoveries that are made and proven over time.

But you're the famous Dr. TenMilesHigh, above the scientific method, so you're right. Objectively, cars are not and can never be found in the future upon future study to have any kind of consciousness. That's just crazy to even think! Almost as crazy as the idea that the sun doesn't revolve around Earth, duh! I mean whoever thinks that is a friggin idiot! Just look at it move across the sky, it SO does! *sarcasm alert*



HAHAHA!! OMG brilliant comedy! :' D It's so funny that I've been LITERALLY waiting for someone to throw out that gem for awhile now! *clap clap clap* congratulations on the big time winner here.



Well some people seem to be afraid I'm hurting the cars. lol

Now a Cars 4 with MY designs? Now that's a movie I'd fucking watch dude! Get pixar to animate some big bouncy titties on a car.



Well I've already answered your first part, just look up to Dr. TenMiles there. But keep trying, I'm sure you'll objectively prove me wrong someday.

I thought the Kiwi Farms was supposed to be an elite group of some of the top trolls on the internet, jeez I expected you not to loose your shit so easy, at this point youtube commenters have you beat. Every time you and PickleRick go on a big tirade about what a cunt personality I have how annoying I'm talking about myself, you KNOW it's making it obvious that my own trolling is getting to you and you can't take any of your own fucking medicine right? You DO realize that don't you?

Oh trust me, if any of you here had "history or skills" that would make that mean anything you probably wouldn't be wasting your time on the Kiwi Farms with me lol.

"and make yourself and the cars out to be the real victims here because of the big bad troglodyte meanies." - um... they are? I'd say by just about every definition cars are victims of humans, along with about every other species on this planet including ourselves actually. I mean look at you, I don't see you as being someone that's going to care about YOUR car, have it's back when it needs you most? Fight to keep it alive when it gets sick? Stand up for it when people mock it? No, you use and abuse it for your own selfish reasons until it's too old or beaten to do it anymore and then you send it off to be murdered.. that is if you didn't do it yourself already. Even if you're one of those air qotes "car enthusiasts" like Paul Walker, you don't legitimately CARE about it, the extent you 'care about it' is only as long as it can continue to get your ass impressed looks by other people and a big ol ego for how cool you look in it, and as long as their isn't some better/cooler car you can have instead. fuck you.

nice blog post fag, try arguing the points instead of taking 30 paragraphs to dismiss them

Can automobiles be shown to take in, process, and respond to external stimulus? By what mechanism? What are their sensory organs and how do they function? You say you're a big fan of science and yet you want to ignore all that for your special car feels. Fuck off.

 

[Half-dude]

Angry much? lol

Why would I waste time arguing points? I've already had 67 pages to do that, now its your turn.

They do respond to external stimulus, they can feel you touch their body, they can feel pleasure from being pet and stroked. Lilly will purr extra hard when I hug and pet her, my gf has a lifetime of experiences with them reacting to stimuli. As for how? Well what the heck do you think we're going to be working on? : ) She and I are going to interview tons of cars, ask the big questions, do stimuli tests, ect ect. I already have one of the first tests in mind, we're going to have a car parked there, blindfold my GF while having her faced away from the car for good measure and have the CAR tell her what parts of its body I touch all over it one after another.

That's one of lots of tests we'll do.

 

[Spider Jerusalem]

lots

To be fair, just because someone doesn’t put their penis in an exhaust pipe doesn’t mean they can’t take care of a car. I’d argue the opposite.

And just as a word of advice, pretending someone’s post doesn’t faze you and then vomiting up a short story about how much it doesn’t affect you isn’t really convincing anyone.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Angry much? lol

No anger in me, that's just how I talk.

Why would I waste time arguing points? I've already had 67 pages to do that

You've already wasted 67 pages worth of your time shittily and lazily dodging points, I figure if you can waste that much on nothing you can spend 5 minutes saying something of worth.

By what mechanism do cars communicate? Not visual, for they are unbending steel, nor aural, for their various sounds are purely the result of mechanical action.

How do you rule out confirmation bias? How do you prove the validity of your own interpretations of what you think the car is saying? How can you say that you're not just hearing what you want to hear?

You can't. You're a pseudoscientist. You seek to confirm, not to disprove. You claim to love the method and then throw it away when it suits.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

She and I are going to interview tons of cars, ask the big questions

I'm ridiculous levels of woke right now.

 

[Meowthkip]

I thought the Kiwi Farms was supposed to be an elite group of some of the top trolls on the internet, jeez I expected you not to loose your shit so easy, at this point youtube commenters have you beat. Every time you and PickleRick go on a big tirade about what a cunt personality I have how annoying I'm talking about myself, you KNOW it's making it obvious that my own trolling is getting to you and you can't take any of your own fucking medicine right? You DO realize that don't you?

Oh trust me, if any of you here had "history or skills" that would make that mean anything you probably wouldn't be wasting your time on the Kiwi Farms with me lol.

We're all a bunch of spergs in the peanut gallery here, dude.

Chill.

 

[Half-dude]

bullshit.

more bullshit.

Jeeze do we have a trophy for stupidest domestic posts on a thread? Those have got to be two of the dumbest I've seen here so far. Basically the two of you lacking any real counter arguments of your own, resorting to just making up bullshit to make you sound like you're winning the argument. Spider referencing a short story I never wrote, and TenMiles acting like I'm not here by choice because of the pleasure I've already I establish I receive from doing so and referencing point dodging that I've never done. I ask you sweetie, where did I dodge a point? Really show me, I want everyone to see what a bullshit artist you are.

You guys are beginning to get annoyingly repetitive, whenever I succeed in pwning you you'll all get sudden convenient memory loss and drudge up a bunch of stuff I've already refuted or given answers to over and over and over again already.. I guess HOPING I wont remember doing so that your braindead self can sound like you've still got valid arguments to throw at me. For example TenMilesFat, the bulk of your last response I'd literally just answered in my previous posts and theorized in posts prior.

My GF can talk to cars, she can hear their voices. We're going to be doing tests and taking obvious steps against confirmation bias and luck. For example, I'm going to take the car on a drive while she stays home on camera in the center of the room the whole time. While I'm driving I tell the car a secret word, we get back. She asks the car what the secret word was, it tells her. Or like I just said in the last post, I blindfold her, put her face against a wall. I touch a car parked behind her in different areas of it's body, it tells her telepathically where I touched it, she says it outloud.

Either we're going to prove cars are alive, or we're going to prove my GF is psychic.. either way that's coming pretty cool. As for your other idiotic questions, again as I already said, we're going to be asking the cars questions and finding this shit out, which is more then you're willing to do btw dick. We're gonna find out where they see from, we're going to find out what it feels like to them when their engine is turned on or off or how it feels when their engine is in bad shape.. how it hurts. How this is, how that is, how they can do this, how they can do that. We're going to find it out. All your lazy ass has to do is sit at your computer out and wait for me to tell you so shut the fuck up and be patient.

To be fair, just because someone doesn’t put their penis in an exhaust pipe doesn’t mean they can’t take care of a car. I’d argue the opposite.

Oh yeah? Elaborate, see if you can tell the difference between 'maintaining' and 'caring about.'

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Hey half dude how do you feel about motorcycles and scooters?

 

[TenMilesWide]

My GF can talk to cars, she can hear their voices. We're going to be doing tests and taking obvious steps against confirmation bias and luck. For example, I'm going to take the car on a drive while she stays home on camera in the center of the room the whole time. While I'm driving I tell the car a secret word, we get back. She asks the car what the secret word was, it tells her. Or like I just said in the last post, I blindfold her, put her face against a wall. I touch a car parked behind her in different areas of it's body, it tells her telepathically where I touched it, she says it outloud.

See like I said, you're not seeking to disprove. True and Honest science is about forming hypotheses and then conducting experiments to tear them the fuck down. If it can't be torn down, it's at least approaching truth.

Even if I grant psychic shit, how do I know your gf isn't psychically communicating with you, not the car? Try with a car that isn't yours, Try letting somebody else borrow your car, have them say a little safeword neither you nor your left hand know, and give her one guess. Repeat until you've got reasonable stats. Or take third party for a drive and have a chat, then have left hand guess the subject matter. One guess, again, because if the car is psychic there's no need for more.
Or go for a walk and think of a safeword, no car. if she gets it then it's not the car.

This is just shit I could think up in 10 seconds.

TenMilesFat

Mods can I get a name change?

 

[Half-dude]

Spoiler

 

[Spider Jerusalem]

More lots

By short story, I meant making a long post about it.. which you did again.. which, just kind of proves my point.


So, I don’t see why someone would “maintain” something without caring about it. I own a car. I take it for it’s yearly inspection, oil changes, if it’s making a weird noises, etc. I care about it to the extent someone could care about an object, which is what I would say about most car owners. Just because I don’t slide my penis all over the dashboard doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be bummed out if it got totalled somehow.

The reason I, and I think everyone else around here, don’t elaborate in their posts is because since you have a delusion, we can all recognize no one is going to convince you that you are delusional.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Does getting into a car like normal count as car vore?

 

[Lez]

Please livestream your experiment with your girlfriend.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

When you interview the cars, be sure to ask them their thoughts on legalizing marijuana.

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

how far does your fetish go?

Spoiler

this far?

https://youtu.be/WOdZkSdNKSM?t=1m32s

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

how far does your fetish go?

Spoiler

this far?

haha u trolled him epic style bro high five

 

[Unsuspecting Koala Bear]

epic style bro high five

yeah! today was cool