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ColtWalker1847
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You couldn't be farther from the truth, actually. Well, maybe the abuse part. But I just fix it again if it breaks and make it better than before. I use them until I get bored then sell them off then buy (or am given) another derelict POS that somebody was going to scrap to fix up and drive around and start the cycle over again. It's a fun hobby.
But enough about me. Cars are made up of components sourced from all over the place and that can be exchanged on a whim. What, exactly, separates the soul of a car from just a pile of parts? Having a VIN? Or do all the little parts count? If so then shouldn't all bolts and screws and things at the hardware store have the same qualities because they could be used as automobile components? What about the wiring and switches and vinyl and cloth and those great old-style starter solenoids that are handy for all kinds of hobby projects? What about the iron ore and petroleum and bauxite that could conceivably be turned into materials for a car component? Is this where you are going with all this? The new age "the trees and the rocks and the earth have feelings" bullshit? Is declaring any of that SCIENCE the hill you are willing to die on?
Also, we aren't trolls. We are shitposters. Get it right.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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Everyone in this thread trying to logically prove why a man's personal delusion/fetish is fake and cannot be real is the unfunniest retаrd sped ever.
Will you fucks either make better content or just shut up?
Will you fucks either make better content or just shut up?
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No, but I'm totally smart cuz I don't think cars are alive
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Nah fuck you, if this faggot's gonna claim that he's super into the scientific method while also thinking his car is alive and he can talk to it psychically, i'm calling that shit out.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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Spider Jerusalem
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Dude thinks cars can talk to his girlfriend telepathically. I don’t really think this is the place to defend the scientific method.
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you're all right, this ain't for me right now. my b shitting up the thread.
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I don't feel a thing for them, and my GF says she never hears a peep from any of them she's come across. So for some reason motorcycles must not have sentience, don't ask me why I don't know why. But that might explain why I or any other mechs ever seem to have anything for them either.
Yeah that's called an falsifiable hypothesis. Well until I've already got a hypothesis, and until I can conduct some experiments it's all I've got to stand on with you guys at the moment isn't it.
Well even if she is communicating with me that's still something friggin weird worthy of it's own investigation. But regardless of that she can tell, she can sense the direction the voice comes from like a normal voice even though it's telepathic. Could possibly be explainable if it's quantum physics, if you'll remember the video I shared a long time, it's being discovered to have a part in the senses of animals such as the sense of smell and bird navigation to name a couple. Anyway, every car has a unique voice, it can be male or female, and a car can also even have an accent. My babe worked at a Jiffy Lube for awhile just prior to a week or so ago so she saw tons of cars and would talk to them a lot. She told me about a poor Volvo that came into the Jiffy Lube with a crying tearful voice begging her "please help me" and it turns out the poor guy was super fucking over-due for his oil change. She says from her interactions with them they have poor eyesight but very good hearing, a lot of their understanding of English comes from overhearing humans but even still they sometimes come up with their own car-words for things that they don't know what we call them. Such as one car who called her tires "road feelers" and one truck who called his rear bumper "a butter" and when she asked why he said it's because "my front bumper is called a bumper, and the other one is on my butt so it's a butter.." ect ect. She says the communication takes concentration, she can't be distracted or else the words out garbled. Kinda like when you're in a room full of people all talking over each other.. you hear voices but if you're not focused in on one it just sounds like voice 'noise.'
I like your ideas for tests, honestly I wish you'd say more helpful stuff like that more often! Though I've had most of that planned to do already. We'll do everything we can be assured, to try and make the testing videos as indisputable as possible.
Lol you liked that name change eh buddy? : P
Pfft only today with lazy ass millennials would you actually be called out for writing "too much." How about I like writing? How about I just have a lot to say? It's not all about you mister entitled. As Big Red would say lol. Btw it doesn't prove shit other then that you're reaching
Yeah sure, you'd be bummed. You'd be bummed because you're inconvenienced, or because you'd just payed for something expensive on the car. Then the news would come by and make that classic chipper report "there was an accident today, but THANKFULLY no one was hurt. : D" Well that's where we're different. Where you'd be bummed, the same as if you spilled your coffee, I'd be upset someone I just cared about fucking died. To rub even more salt into the wound, I'll have to grieve alone because everyone else just thinks this wonderful person was never even alive in the first place.
Hey almost like I'm never going to convince you guys that maybe you don't have everything in the world figured out! So remind me why we're wasting our time again?
Sounds like a good idea. Another way to make the tests more irrefutable if the people in the stream are making the secret words and such for the car to look at and tell my GF.
I'm sure they won't give a shit, but sure. Only humans are petty enough to spend so much time debating something like that.
IF what you said is even true then I'll give you personally a hat tip and a pass as maybe not a TOTAL piece of shit. Even though, I know you're not doing it because you genuinely care about the car's life. You do it because its fun, and you soupe it up probably the cheapest you can do it so that you can sell the car for more then you bought it for. You want to know the difference between you and a mech like me? I wouldn't change anything on my girl's body unless I was sure she wanted it changed, I would actually care about weather or not it hurt her self image and made her feel like she wasn't good enough before. I wouldn't sell her off when I got bored of her, because I love her, and because I couldn't stomach some shit asshole buying her that doesn't give a shit about her and'll run her face first into a tree without a second thought. I actually care about her quality of life, and her feelings, you don't.
Fuuuuuuuuuu- the fucking 'made of pieces' argument AGAIN? 9_9 would you people please take one moment and look back at previous posts instead of asking the same shit over and over and over and making the same argument over and over and over.. As I've already said time and time again, that argument is stupid because everything including you are made of parts too dipshit. Go back far enough and you're made for fucking stardust for crying out loud. If I lopped your arms off and someone else died and donated their arms to be sowed onto you, do the ARMS have their own souls? If someone put robot arms on you do the robot arms have souls? If you had a heart transplant does the other person's soul stay in their heart??
So either accept that neither you or I know how this whole soul business works, and at least I'm making the attempt to find out something about it. Or stop wasting time with me and go pester some Christian chatrooms about why the soul concept makes no fucking sense.
Ah Varg, always the scholar, you know I love ya man. ; )
I've actually been thinking the same thing myself lately. If all of you are all so damned sure that I'm just crazy and cars aren't conscious then are you still wasting your time with me? Why are you all continuing to keep worrying about these cars consenting to my dick?\
BTW Varg is that you in your avatar? : )
Well there ARE more constructive ways to do so.
Also combined with how you act and your avatar I think about this being you every time you say something.
Nothing's fact, until it's proven. : ) If I were you I'd be nervous at the possibility that I'm right, and you having to admit it. Won't that suck?
Mmmmm... howt <3
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Spider Jerusalem
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@Half-dude You're welcome to share your porn (although your own artwork is more on topic), but put it under a spoiler, please.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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Mmmmm... howt <3
Is that the dragon from Shrek by chance? Just wanted to know before I killed myself.
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Same reason any purveyor of extreme fetish toon porn is a degen.
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ColtWalker1847
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Because I don't buy into your hair-brained theory and do what the fuck I want with my own property I'm a piece of shit, huh? That's nice.
Look here. We don't have to agree. Do you think scientists always agree? When one scientist who is studying, say, shale formations disagrees with another one studying shale is the response "you are a piece of shit that doesn't care about the rock's feelings" and then attack their credentials without knowing the first thing about them?
No. They don't do that. Science relies on peer review. People attacking hypothesis is what makes science better. Poking holes in it. Finding weaknesses in arguments and evidence. Challenging it. When this happens and somebody flips their shit and goes for personal attacks instead of backing up their unfounded theory (all while smugly gloating that they possess some kind of special knowledge that only they understand) they should expect to be called out for the crackpot that they are.
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And why are they degenerates? People who make porn you don't like are degenerates?
"would vroom" I like that expression lol.
Well I'll say one thing, you sure are manipulative. No, you're a piece of shit because in my opinion you're treating a living thinking thing like shit, and that's not something unique to you, that applies to just about everyone by default unless they show themselves to be better then that. You're also a piece of shit by extension for being on this site and perpetuating the bullying of cows, but that's another argument.
Okay, lol, the kiwi farms, is not a place for scientific discussion and research so don't even start that bullshit. I'm here full well knowing that I'm going to be mocked no matter what I say. Fuck even if I said something you agree with you'd still find a way to mock me for it and don't pretend you wouldn't. You deserve to be called a piece of shit by default, and I've earned the right to call you or anyone else here that. Just in case you forgot, it wasn't me who started this thread, it was people like you looking for someone to poke fun of.
Also yes, I do posses special knowledge, and there's absolutely no way of spreading it to you in this sort of climate and to people already with a preconditioned to shrug off anything I say as "crazy talk." Besides, lets face it, you have a vested interest in maintaining the idea that cars aren't conscious so that you can keep on doing whatever you want to them guilt free. *rolleyes*
*double takes* Excuse me? Personal attacks? You're laying the blame of personal attacks at my feet? In case you forgot this thread starts with calling me a "neckbeard" followed by 67 more pages of continued "personal attacks" on me. You see, this is why I call you manipulative. You're making the case that you're representing some moral high-ground. You're not, any name calling, mocking, or bullying? You've been due for some for quite a long time now. No one, I repeat, no one is going to see you as some sort of innocent victim here.
Let me ask you here, what sort of "backing up" of my idea do you want? What do you REALLY want? More importantly, what backing up of what I'm saying could I even provide you over the internet that you would even pay attention to? Any time I HAVE provided evidence you all barely comment on any of it, and/or automatically dismiss it as that it's gotta be fake or me imaging things. I've already provided you with 67 pages of me backing up my ideas and it's all been a wasted effort on you. Unless you want to get serious and actually suggest real ways you'd wane me to back up my ideas then shut the fuck up about it.
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@Half-dude you are a neckbeard, and while you didn’t start the thread, you definitely started posting in it after it had been dead for a year.
Like I’ve said before, you crave attention and get off on shocking people with your shitty “art”. You’re just mad that instead of being shocked, we make fun of you.
Like I’ve said before, you crave attention and get off on shocking people with your shitty “art”. You’re just mad that instead of being shocked, we make fun of you.