Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

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Half-dude said:
And why are they degenerates? People who make porn you don't like are degenerates?
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Yes.

Just in case you forgot, it wasn't me who started this thread, it was people like you looking for someone to poke fun of.
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You could actually just ignore it.

Besides, lets face it, you have a vested interest in maintaining the idea that cars aren't conscious so that you can keep on doing whatever you want to them guilt free. *rolleyes*
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What, like sticking our dicks in them?
 
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Half-dude said:
Well I'll say one thing, you sure are manipulative. No, you're a piece of shit because in my opinion you're treating a living thinking thing like shit, and that's not something unique to you, that applies to just about everyone by default unless they show themselves to be better then that. You're also a piece of shit by extension for being on this site and perpetuating the bullying of cows, but that's another argument.

Okay, lol, the kiwi farms, is not a place for scientific discussion and research so don't even start that bullshit. I'm here full well knowing that I'm going to be mocked no matter what I say. Fuck even if I said something you agree with you'd still find a way to mock me for it and don't pretend you wouldn't. You deserve to be called a piece of shit by default, and I've earned the right to call you or anyone else here that. Just in case you forgot, it wasn't me who started this thread, it was people like you looking for someone to poke fun of.

Also yes, I do posses special knowledge, and there's absolutely no way of spreading it to you in this sort of climate and to people already with a preconditioned to shrug off anything I say as "crazy talk." Besides, lets face it, you have a vested interest in maintaining the idea that cars aren't conscious so that you can keep on doing whatever you want to them guilt free. *rolleyes*

*double takes* Excuse me? Personal attacks? You're laying the blame of personal attacks at my feet? In case you forgot this thread starts with calling me a "neckbeard" followed by 67 more pages of continued "personal attacks" on me. You see, this is why I call you manipulative. You're making the case that you're representing some moral high-ground. You're not, any name calling, mocking, or bullying? You've been due for some for quite a long time now. No one, I repeat, no one is going to see you as some sort of innocent victim here.
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Ah yes poor Half-Dude. A martyr to the cause. Nobody is forcing you to be here, man. You do realize that the reason this thread is 69 pages and growing is because of your contributions, right? If not for that it would have died out long ago with only a couple folks following it because of the silly drawings. But you are feeding into this to defend the honor of your tribe as lolcows often do.

Then, when you trot out your crackpot delusions that got you noticed in the first place you are super-duper surprised when we don't fucking buy it. Poor you. We should all be ashamed for not being fully accepting of your silly delusion in our little autistic corner of the internet that you came to see and interact with.

Yet I am the manipulative one here.

Half-dude said:
Let me ask you here, what sort of "backing up" of my idea do you want?
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I don't want anything from you, Half-Dude. I think you want something from me. It is why you are here. You want my (our) respect. For me to stop laughing at your silly theory and strange ways. To do that you will need to, at minimum, convince me to at least entertain the idea of sentient automobiles. I am not sure how you would do that. It's your dumb theory. Not mine. You figure it out.
 
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ColtWalker1847 said:
Ah yes poor Half-Dude. A martyr to the cause. Nobody is forcing you to be here, man. You do realize that the reason this thread is 69 pages and growing is because of your contributions, right? If not for that it would have died out long ago with only a couple folks following it because of the silly drawings. But you are feeding into this to defend the honor of your tribe as lolcows often do.

Then, when you trot out your crackpot delusions that got you noticed in the first place you are super-duper surprised when we don't fucking buy it. Poor you. We should all be ashamed for not being fully accepting of your silly delusion in our little autistic corner of the internet that you came to see and interact with.

I don't want anything from you, Half-Dude. I think you want something from me. It is why you are here. You want my (our) respect. For me to stop laughing at your silly theory and strange ways. To do that you will need to, at minimum, convince me to at least entertain the idea of sentient automobiles. I am not sure how you would do that. It's your dumb theory. Not mine. You figure it out.
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Holy shit will you fucking pack it in already, nobody cares about your weird crusade to prove you're smarter than a guy who thinks his car can talk to him telepathically.

Jesus christ have some self-awareness
 
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Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
Holy shit will you fucking pack it in already, nobody cares about your weird crusade to prove you're smarter than a guy who thinks his car can talk to him telepathically.

Jesus christ have some self-awareness
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What is he? Your pet?

If I want to have a relevant conversation with the man I don't see a problem. I am pretty sure I am not the only one that found the conversation amusing either. If that ain't your thing, fine. You would much rather have his opinion on motorcycles, or car bras, or horns that play Dixie for the umpteenth time with the same "that's so hawt" answers he always gives. Vote autism and move along.
 
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I for one hope their psychic tests go well and we find out she can talk to cars.

We can finally go after this son of a bitch:

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Just following orders my ass.
 
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Yo mothertruckers, so I think we could benefit from a little rewind recap action ya hear me dawgs? Here are the basics just ta *hand motion* reel things on back to the bare facts.

There's really no point in arguing my points or yours. When "my left hand" gets here and we can do some proper tests with the cars I'll upload the videos. Until then there's really nothing I can say that you guys will take serious nor even give any thought to. Deep down I can say that I understand, yo it's cool, fantastic claims demand fantastic proof I get it. You all know as well as I that there's absolutely nothing I can type here that would be fantastic enough proof. As sad as it is, there's also probably no video that I could possibly do tests in that you guys wont doubt and chock up to trick video-editing or some other sort of trickster'ing. Even if that's not the case.

That being said, as I mentioned, lets bring it back to the focus here.

You guys are incredibly offended at the idea that cars are getting fucked. Can any of you actually explain why though? I'm genuinely curious because it doesn't make much sense. Why does the fact that there are cars out there owned by mechs that are getting dick/pussy? My first guess, no offense, is jealously... honestly. I mean, hypothetically if any of you here are having relationship dry spells or are still virgins. I suppose I can see why the fact that even cars are getting laid can be kind of infuriating. lol.. sorry. ehem. The other group of you seem strangely concerned, you worry that these cars aren't getting the consent they're owed when they're being fucked, you worry that they're being raped by evil ol' Half-dude who obviously just likes having the power to do whatever he wants to them even though I've repeatedly said that that's not the case and that I care a great deal about a car's happiness, feelings, and sexual satisfaction, and in fact care about them more then you guys do and that you're basically being kind of hypocritical for even making the argument. Not only because you know you don't genuinely care about your car's happiness, feelings, or sexual satisfaction or even acknowledge them AS a conscious being. But also because you shouldn't even care weather or not the car is consenting to sex if you REALLY believe that cars aren't conscious beings!

So all it really seems to come down to is an obviously hatred towards me personally, because I fuck cars. That's really really silly when you think about it. If you all say repeatedly that cars aren't conscious, give me shit for wanting to love and care about the consciousness that you all say isn't there. Then the MOST you can really claim is that I'm someone who's built up a delusion of romance with what's basically a gigantic motorized sex toy.

What is it exactly that you guys find interesting about me? People use sex toys all the time, are you just offended somehow that a car can be a sex toy? People are delusional all the fucking time, just go down to your local bus station you'll probably find one walking around rambling to themselves within the first 5 minutes.

If we really rewind things a bit, I'd actually suggest you all look at this another way. You all like sex toys right? Maybe some real-doll fans out there? Maybe if we drop everything you should just consider that HEY.. maybe this guy's got something, maybe cars are pretty fun to fuck! Maybe this cool guy is just showing me a whole other way I can 'enjoy' my car? More bang for my buck so to speak. I think I'll go out to the garage and try it out, maybe invite my wife to take part in it too! : )

Btw Piga? Me and my mechiphile roomate have legitimately started using "10/10 would vroom" as actual slang for cars we'd fuck.. irl. Thanks for the awesome idea. ;)

Piga Dgrifm said:
Oy vey!
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Oh please.. are you really going to inspire me to draw an anthro-car Jewish stereotype? lol Is it going to have a big grille and everything? lol
 
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