Yo mothertruckers, so I think we could benefit from a little rewind recap action ya hear me dawgs? Here are the basics just ta *hand motion* reel things on back to the bare facts.
There's really no point in arguing my points or yours. When "my left hand" gets here and we can do some proper tests with the cars I'll upload the videos. Until then there's really nothing I can say that you guys will take serious nor even give any thought to. Deep down I can say that I understand, yo it's cool, fantastic claims demand fantastic proof I get it. You all know as well as I that there's absolutely nothing I can type here that would be fantastic enough proof. As sad as it is, there's also probably no video that I could possibly do tests in that you guys wont doubt and chock up to trick video-editing or some other sort of trickster'ing. Even if that's not the case.
That being said, as I mentioned, lets bring it back to the focus here.
You guys are incredibly offended at the idea that cars are getting fucked. Can any of you actually explain why though? I'm genuinely curious because it doesn't make much sense. Why does the fact that there are cars out there owned by mechs that are getting dick/pussy? My first guess, no offense, is jealously... honestly. I mean, hypothetically if any of you here are having relationship dry spells or are still virgins. I suppose I can see why the fact that even cars are getting laid can be kind of infuriating. lol.. sorry. ehem. The other group of you seem strangely concerned, you worry that these cars aren't getting the consent they're owed when they're being fucked, you worry that they're being raped by evil ol' Half-dude who obviously just likes having the power to do whatever he wants to them even though I've repeatedly said that that's not the case and that I care a great deal about a car's happiness, feelings, and sexual satisfaction, and in fact care about them more then you guys do and that you're basically being kind of hypocritical for even making the argument. Not only because you know you don't genuinely care about your car's happiness, feelings, or sexual satisfaction or even acknowledge them AS a conscious being. But also because you shouldn't even care weather or not the car is consenting to sex if you REALLY believe that cars aren't conscious beings!
So all it really seems to come down to is an obviously hatred towards me personally, because I fuck cars. That's really really silly when you think about it. If you all say repeatedly that cars aren't conscious, give me shit for wanting to love and care about the consciousness that you all say isn't there. Then the MOST you can really claim is that I'm someone who's built up a delusion of romance with what's basically a gigantic motorized sex toy.
What is it exactly that you guys find interesting about me? People use sex toys all the time, are you just offended somehow that a car can be a sex toy? People are delusional all the fucking time, just go down to your local bus station you'll probably find one walking around rambling to themselves within the first 5 minutes.
If we really rewind things a bit, I'd actually suggest you all look at this another way. You all like sex toys right? Maybe some real-doll fans out there? Maybe if we drop everything you should just consider that HEY.. maybe this guy's got something, maybe cars are pretty fun to fuck! Maybe this cool guy is just showing me a whole other way I can 'enjoy' my car? More bang for my buck so to speak. I think I'll go out to the garage and try it out, maybe invite my wife to take part in it too! : )
Btw Piga? Me and my mechiphile roomate have legitimately started using "10/10 would vroom" as actual slang for cars we'd fuck.. irl. Thanks for the awesome idea.
Oh please.. are you really going to inspire me to draw an anthro-car Jewish stereotype? lol Is it going to have a big grille and everything? lol