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Lucas thinks HIV only happens to people with short telomeres and then cries like the snowflake we all know him to be when someone challenges his claims.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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"Stop proving me wrong and just accept my insanity!"
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Some Facebook updates:
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Trying to pigeonhole your critics as basement dwellers is one of the flimsiest defenses possible, even for him. Lucas is well aware from the people he interacts with (blocks) on Facebook that the whole wide variety of people in the world find him unpleasant and disturbing, he is not some obscurecow that only the Farms is aware of. It's disingenuous to even go there, but entirely expected since he is completely incapable of taking criticism. I'm just waiting for the UR MOM jokes (unless he's been there already and I missed it. Wouldn't be shocked).
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Lucas is out here asking for death certificates to back up this guy's story.
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That's rich. Lucas the king of not citing any of his made up stuff demands proof and in an insulting way.
Glad you'll die alone what a truly abhorrent person.
Wah your dead fiance makes my rape dreams harder to achieve. That's what Lucas meant.
Glad you'll die alone what a truly abhorrent person.
Wah your dead fiance makes my rape dreams harder to achieve. That's what Lucas meant.
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Lucas's answers on Facebook always give me the mental image of a 2 year old putting their hands over their ears and screaming "I can't hear you!"
NotLucusWerner
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The reason you're a basement dwelling loser that bangs birds is because YOUR MOM gave you short telomeres.
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I hope that his brief cameo on tosh.0 leads to an actual appearance on the show. Imagine watching Lucas debate an actual scientist on cable TV with no block button to save him.
NotLucusWerner
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Fists flailing everywhere.
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I like how he's critiquing us for (allegedly) not having jobs or cars or sex when we know for a fact that he has none of those things.
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He's got nothing to hit us with. Lucas knows the people here and even the spergy members have better lives, hell everyone pretty much does. We are younger, healthier wealthier and happier, not to say we aren't all with out flaws all people do.
Also, let's just say a member here is a felon, or pedo etc. Let's play Lucas game and say we all are some failure deviant. We aren't the idiots screaming about banging kids like he's Isaac Newton level of big deal in science.
There's a rule about here not to give too much personal info on this site, but we are social and interact. There's a lot of stories about my job, you can guess the career line I have had. There's literally pictures of my cooking and cars hobbies I love and want to share with kiwis. I sure as hell ain't putting my dirty wash out there because like I said before no one is perfect. Lucas things to hate one someone you have to have a big ego, that's not true. More so when your behavior and actions are so deplorable it's universally looked down upon.
Lucas is right we are scared of him, he's infected with MRSA something you can spread and can't cure. Nugle had fans, a devoted cult of people who loved him, Lucas has like 5 people who pretend to be his friend on facebook. When a literal chaos god made of poop and rot is more popular and less gross rethink yourself.
Also, let's just say a member here is a felon, or pedo etc. Let's play Lucas game and say we all are some failure deviant. We aren't the idiots screaming about banging kids like he's Isaac Newton level of big deal in science.
There's a rule about here not to give too much personal info on this site, but we are social and interact. There's a lot of stories about my job, you can guess the career line I have had. There's literally pictures of my cooking and cars hobbies I love and want to share with kiwis. I sure as hell ain't putting my dirty wash out there because like I said before no one is perfect. Lucas things to hate one someone you have to have a big ego, that's not true. More so when your behavior and actions are so deplorable it's universally looked down upon.
Lucas is right we are scared of him, he's infected with MRSA something you can spread and can't cure. Nugle had fans, a devoted cult of people who loved him, Lucas has like 5 people who pretend to be his friend on facebook. When a literal chaos god made of poop and rot is more popular and less gross rethink yourself.
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They can have a adult, civil conversation on his superior sperm.
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I'd venture a guess that most people on this site have fairly normal lives. That's the cool thing about smartphones- you can use them everywhere and everyone has one.
Except Lucas, of course. Lucas doesn't have a phone.
Except Lucas, of course. Lucas doesn't have a phone.
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I've met kiwi's IRL had them to my house and had nothing but wonderful interactions on and off line here.
People kinda like to laugh, and kiwi farm is a mix of really dark humor and Jerry Springer people of all walks of life enjoy train wrecks.
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Does he remind anyone else of a young shoenice?[/QUOTE]
any commentary on it? i am really disappointed they didnt play the rightnowrightnowrightnow video
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He aknowledged the MRSA...
Ew.
I haven't watched that show in ages but I recall Tosh reacting in future episodes to comments people made so I'm sure he'll hear about it soon.
Ew.
I haven't watched that show in ages but I recall Tosh reacting in future episodes to comments people made so I'm sure he'll hear about it soon.