Inactive Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon - Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

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Literally autism, he doesn't know how emotions work, his brain is faulty so his face is stuck on this dumb, sleepy stoned-looking expression.
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That could also be a sign of schizophrenia IIRC. Schizophrenics tend to show flat or little emotion, this is classified as a negative symptom.
 
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Carcinogenesis said:
That could also be a sign of schizophrenia IIRC. Schizophrenics tend to show flat or little emotion, this is classified as a negative symptom.
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I'm not sure I read that affect as "flat". My impression was more "smug cocksucker" + "playing the victim", and Gump fails to realize you have to pick one.

Whatever the case, I'm sure he uploaded that little gem & went right back to writing his monosyllabic UmmaUmmanifesto, pretty much.
 
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Dude wtf?! Not cool!
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DuckSucker said:
Dude wtf?! Not cool!
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"So pretty much, umma basically, like, umma basically, like my mouth tastes like soap and the pod pretty much goes ahead and is, like umma, burning my insides...and afterwards finally makes me smell, like, fresh pretty much from the inside...so there ya go."
 
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Keystone said:
Serious question though, are there any pointed objects at a group home? Knives, metal forks, anything like that? I like to think any clerk at a gun store would take one look (and probably whiff) at Ross and immediately decide not to sell him anything more than a pack of gum, so I doubt he'll get access to firearms.
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Selling him a pack of gum could be dangerous, can you not see the possible catastrophe if he chews a piece of gum and causes a huge chemical imbalance in his aroma? He might go nuclear gamer and do something explosive!
 
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Lum_Invader said:
iirc it was either I learned from here or from the Kumite that all of the people who were siding with him, including the hole, have sold that fucker right down the river.
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Can't blame 'em honestly. If you associate with ross on good terms at this point your reputation as a decent human being should be dead.

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QWaffen said:
Ross seems to be what I can best describe as a "Second Generation Lolcow". He's aware of lolcows and lolcow culture, and is self-aware enough to understand how it applies to him, but not enough so that he can actually realize how exceptional he's acting. He keeps bringing up "people a-logging".
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That's pretty much every halal or proto-halal including people like @Autphag who were originally anons on older incarnations of /cow/ or users here prior to going lolcow.

And come to think about it it makes sense because Ross was a wannabe SoKer and also has had like 2 different accounts here in the past. @Sped and @effinrawz. These kinds of cases are probably the most special, because when you really get down to it they SHOULD understand better, but rarely do any of them show they do. And if they do, it only comes in brief flashes.

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That could also be a sign of schizophrenia IIRC. Schizophrenics tend to show flat or little emotion, this is classified as a negative symptom.
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Ross has talked several times about how he has Schitzophrenia. I have no idea if that's true or not, but I think it might be accurate because occasionally he'll take it back as though he's ashamed that he's admitted to his illness.
 
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Rewatched Jim's latest video on this guy. (First time, I wasn't so much watching it as I was listening to it while out on a jog) Usually, he sounds more amused than anything. But this one? He sounds legitimately angry, especially towards the end. Considering some of the autists he's covered in the past, that's saying something.

As much as I hate to say it, I'm on board with the suggestion of contacting his local media before he has a chance to hurt some poor kid. He should not be around children. At all.
 
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christ, this guy is stupid. (:late:)
um the thing is that like having a pedophilia of sexuality doesn't really necessarily make you a pedophile
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um like fuckin' like um fuckin' yes it does.

doesn't mean you're a child molester, but I'm having a real hard time presuming innocence with a pedo who works at a school. best-case scenario is if he hasn't molested yet because that means they can get him away from that school before this thread transitions from horrorcow to disaster.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Ross has talked several times about how he has Schitzophrenia. I have no idea if that's true or not, but I think it might be accurate because occasionally he'll take it back as though he's ashamed that he's admitted to his illness.
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He uh basically so um pretty much he only gets uh schizophrenia like pretty much every nine months basically.
But uh so basically pretty much like he lied about it basically being pretty much every nine months because he pretty much like misspoke basically so yeah uh pretty much.
 
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HarmfulMyth said:
The gravity of the situation is well and truly lost on this exceptional individual.
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And that's what is keeping people interested/amused. It's no longer just laughing at how fucking unbelievably retarded the kid guy is, it's now a case of also laughing at the shitfit people are throwing trying to be virtuous surrounding it, trying to help him understand, make him a better person, mock him, seem like the better person for just saying paedophilia is bad. It's fucking golden.
 
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WhiskeyZuluLima said:
And that's what is keeping people interested/amused. It's no longer just laughing at how fucking unbelievably exceptional the kid guy is, it's now a case of also laughing at the shitfit people are throwing trying to be virtuous surrounding it, trying to help him understand, make him a better person, mock him, seem like the better person for just saying paedophilia is bad. It's fucking golden.
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I think he understands, I just don't think he cares. He's talked himself up into being this upstanding """"virtuous pedophile,"""" which combined with the fact that he's seeking help with his anger problem, makes Ross feel like he's just like you and me. This dude is quite a few cards short of a full deck, he's demonstrated this time and time again. Anybody trying to make Ross see the faults in his logic/character are fooling themselves.
 
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