The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Melkor]

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https://twitter.com/vdivdivdi - http://archive.is/txZ5v
https://www.facebook.com/stuart.coaker.5 - http://archive.is/0MGD4

Pretty sure I saw that particular suit at the con on Friday. Could be wrong though. I didn't take pics cos it didn't stand out all that much.

Also, gross, he's a genderspecial.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Really? Ive been following her for a while because I actually like her style and I haven't seen anything outrageous from her before, though to be fair she doesn't really post often enough for me to see her on my timeline

Complete drama whore irl. Constantly begs for money and is a very typical sjw. Not really lolcow worthy but she’s just unpleasant to be around.

 

[sbm1990]

Spoiler: babyfur (with bonus ref sheet)

This is basically what you get when you mix furfags together with circa 1999-era kandi ravers, just minus the beads of course.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Opossum time!

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This aint an opossum but it showed up in the google search so enjoy the mooseknuckle zipper anyway.

 

[Melkor]

Stumbled across a rather unfortunate looking suit head on Instagram tonight. It's supposed to be a lynx.

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[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Opossum time!

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This aint an opossum but it showed up in the google search so enjoy the mooseknuckle zipper anyway.
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That last one is actually a terrifying adult baby bondage suit:

Available here for only €329 , plus shipping and VAT.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I had this as my profile pic because it was so bad it was funny. If you thought some fursona color schemes were bad, try a "walking transprideflag fursuit".

 

[Meowthkip]

I had this as my profile pic because it was so bad it was funny. If you thought some fursona color schemes were bad, try a "walking transprideflag fursuit".
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[NobleGreyHorse]

The "disproportionate head" mascot-look problem is exponentially worse when the reason for wearing a partial suit is "Look at me, I'm skinny" and so you have no bodysuit or cannot find one of those '80s shirts with shoulder pads, goddamn.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

You either have to be rich or be extremely fiscally irresponsible to be a furry.

The only person I've ever known to own a fursuit was a bored kid with an 8 digit inheritance, so you're not far off.

 

[Melkor]

The "disproportionate head" mascot-look problem is exponentially worse when the reason for wearing a partial suit is "Look at me, I'm skinny" and so you have no bodysuit or cannot find one of those '80s shirts with shoulder pads, goddamn.

Well, wearing a fullsuit does technically feel like you're wearing a giant, sweaty carpet...

 

[Dollars2010]

A have stumbled upon a few more goofers.

Spoiler: A refurb of a wolf.

Spoiler: Hotpants.

Spoiler: Babyfur suit

The character in question:

Spoiler: Poor character design.

Spoiler: Sergal.

Spoiler: Dalmatian?

Spoiler: OW the edge.

Spoiler: Polar bear?

 

[Sebben Crudele]

Spoiler: Opening bid $250

Why is everything so grimy. Good lord.

Spoiler: Opening bid $750(!)

Again, why is this so grimy? That orange is already of dubious taste, but why does the whole thing look this dirty? Also that nose is disastrous.

Spoiler: Opening bid $10 - also creepy as hell

Full description was "idk just dont need it has a moveing jaw".

Spoiler: Opening bid $150

The description says "unfinished".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Every fursuit I've ever seen looks like sports mascots.

Creepy sports mascots.

 

[Double Dragon]

Spoiler: Opening bid $10 - also creepy as hell

That's a straight up party city mask

 

[omori]

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I must have missed this one. FFS how did these people get away walking around with their ugly ass fucksuits? Why do they need to rock out with their baby cocks out? Oh wait i see that tower...their in seatle. Home of the low expectations.

I think that's the CN tower. So... Canada.

 

[Doctor Stan]

That's a straight up party city mask

Yeah, I've seen that is a cheap mask in student films a couple of times.

 

[Plaguemine]

I think that's the CN tower. So... Canada.

oh...so, no expectations
Thank you for the correction, haha~!

 

[rated arr]

Spoiler: tacky

 

[omori]

Spoiler: tacky

That second one... looks like Fantastic Mr. Fox tried eating bees.
Thought the third looked alright, if a bit flat-faced then I saw that fur is actually felt...