Sevan Vosgi
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i'm about to have terrifying nightmares
Also: he's back to ranting about "having over $1000 saved up". Sigh
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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i'm about to have terrifying nightmares
Also: he's back to ranting about "having over $1000 saved up". Sigh
Sevan Vosgi
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Sevan Vosgi
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My bad. Fixed, I think
Junkail
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Yeah, I know people who are on the path of becoming something like Lucas in twenty years. It makes you genuinely want to help them, but only to realise that they're probably beyond help already. Really sad, but it's best to let them help themselves first.
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Got to love how 90% of his selfies are looking straight down into the camera. Add that extra touch of menace to his crazy.
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Here's one picture of them. There's a couple more out there, there was a picture of her shaving Lucas that was posted either in this thread or in sofalaw recently. It's truly fucked.
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If you knew nothing of it, that's a wonderful picture. They are bit older and heavier set than a hollywood power couple but it is sweet. If we didn't know what we did. It looks like people who care about each other. A wonderful moment of people happy to be together.
She was so sad and needy she kept him around and for a time she was happy from Lucas and we know Lucas was just happy to have a vag to smash and roof over his head. It's so sad to know more and feel pity at this picture than take joy from it.
She was so sad and needy she kept him around and for a time she was happy from Lucas and we know Lucas was just happy to have a vag to smash and roof over his head. It's so sad to know more and feel pity at this picture than take joy from it.
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I know I've probably said this before but God damn Lucas is aging horrible
Caracticus
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Probably his last opportunity. Thrown away.
Stamos
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I'm honestly surprised a libertarian activist hasn't archived a lot of his arrogant postings about how he deserves his gov. payouts and tried to turn him in for fraud. Granted, I think he deserves to be on disability because he's batshit crazy, but I know a lot of people think he needs to get a job.
Geez. Could you imagine working with that guy? Or getting served by him at, say, Red Robin?
Geez. Could you imagine working with that guy? Or getting served by him at, say, Red Robin?
Stamos
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Someone from SOFALAW is thinking about Lucas way too hard!
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that's the kind of psychobabble you read when a student tries to pad his essay with long words.
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@Cato, I have to disagree with you. Lucas is fully capable of being deliberately dishonest.
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Lucas is mostly deliberately dishonest to himself. At some level he knows none of this is real, none of these people support him, no one cares about his science. He knows he'll never have a normal life, that's why he's so desperate to block out the people who remind him of it. He's just lying to himself cuz this is all he has, and he knows that.
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I know, right? That picture is at maximum 7 years old. Something is taking a fucking toll on Lucas.
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He looks happy here. Why can't he just SETTLE? Give up the idea of having the perfect (i.e. barely post-adolescent) girlfriend. Give up this obsession with telomeres and sperm viability and ageism. Even in his heavily drugged, metabolically deranged state, he could find another woman close to his age or older. She might not be mentally or physically perfect, but you don't need perfection to fire up the oxytocin receptors. Just someone to love and be loved by. Lucas, let the drugs do their work, let your obsessions subside, and focus on finding someone realistic to spend your life with. You could be happy again.
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Dude was like that his entire life, there will be no magic thing happening that will turn his life around. He will just deteriorate, especially since he is completely resistant to any kind of treatment. Having a successful romantic endeavor is really the least of his problems.
E: also looking for a relationship should really come last, when your shit is resolved and your life isn't crap anymore. They are difficult and don't really "solve" anything. Lolcows generally don't get that.
E: also looking for a relationship should really come last, when your shit is resolved and your life isn't crap anymore. They are difficult and don't really "solve" anything. Lolcows generally don't get that.
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BeefMcBeef
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We've done a bit of laughing about him in libertarian shit posting groups. Nobody has even brougt up the idea though. I don't think bragging about welfare and spending it in ways some might not approve is equivalent to fraud.
Oh no wonder you guys don't look them, what a mess .
I don't imagine his luck would get much better if he "settled" for older women, especially since he'd probably constantly mention that he's settling
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If Lucas "settled" for an older woman he would need to constantly remind her on a daily basis that he settled for her and that she should be thankful that he settled and she should feel lucky for the opportunity to wait on him hand and foot