Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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i'm about to have terrifying nightmares

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Also: he's back to ranting about "having over $1000 saved up". Sigh
 
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AmpleApricots said:
If he was like this his entire life (and his mom's blog entry hints strongly at it) I have a hard time believing he ever had a functioning relationship. Who was this Suzanne Rose character? I heard she was an ex but is there any actual proof to that? Lucas the 38 year old virgin wouldn't surprise me at all.
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Here's one picture of them. There's a couple more out there, there was a picture of her shaving Lucas that was posted either in this thread or in sofalaw recently. It's truly fucked.
 
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If you knew nothing of it, that's a wonderful picture. They are bit older and heavier set than a hollywood power couple but it is sweet. If we didn't know what we did. It looks like people who care about each other. A wonderful moment of people happy to be together.

She was so sad and needy she kept him around and for a time she was happy from Lucas and we know Lucas was just happy to have a vag to smash and roof over his head. It's so sad to know more and feel pity at this picture than take joy from it.
 
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If you knew nothing of it, that's a wonderful picture. They are bit older and heavier set than a hollywood power couple but it is sweet. If we didn't know what we did. It looks like people who care about each other. A wonderful moment of people happy to be together.

She was so sad and needy she kept him around and for a time she was happy from Lucas and we know Lucas was just happy to have a vag to smash and roof over his head. It's so sad to know more and feel pity at this picture than take joy from it.
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Probably his last opportunity. Thrown away.
 
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I'm honestly surprised a libertarian activist hasn't archived a lot of his arrogant postings about how he deserves his gov. payouts and tried to turn him in for fraud. Granted, I think he deserves to be on disability because he's batshit crazy, but I know a lot of people think he needs to get a job.

Geez. Could you imagine working with that guy? Or getting served by him at, say, Red Robin?
 
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Lucas is mostly deliberately dishonest to himself. At some level he knows none of this is real, none of these people support him, no one cares about his science. He knows he'll never have a normal life, that's why he's so desperate to block out the people who remind him of it. He's just lying to himself cuz this is all he has, and he knows that.
 
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Here's one picture of them. There's a couple more out there, there was a picture of her shaving Lucas that was posted either in this thread or in sofalaw recently. It's truly fucked.
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He looks happy here. Why can't he just SETTLE? Give up the idea of having the perfect (i.e. barely post-adolescent) girlfriend. Give up this obsession with telomeres and sperm viability and ageism. Even in his heavily drugged, metabolically deranged state, he could find another woman close to his age or older. She might not be mentally or physically perfect, but you don't need perfection to fire up the oxytocin receptors. Just someone to love and be loved by. Lucas, let the drugs do their work, let your obsessions subside, and focus on finding someone realistic to spend your life with. You could be happy again.
 
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Dude was like that his entire life, there will be no magic thing happening that will turn his life around. He will just deteriorate, especially since he is completely resistant to any kind of treatment. Having a successful romantic endeavor is really the least of his problems.

E: also looking for a relationship should really come last, when your shit is resolved and your life isn't crap anymore. They are difficult and don't really "solve" anything. Lolcows generally don't get that.
 
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I'm honestly surprised a libertarian activist hasn't archived a lot of his arrogant postings about how he deserves his gov. payouts and tried to turn him in for fraud. Granted, I think he deserves to be on disability because he's batshit crazy, but I know a lot of people think he needs to get a job.

Geez. Could you imagine working with that guy? Or getting served by him at, say, Red Robin?
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We've done a bit of laughing about him in libertarian shit posting groups. Nobody has even brougt up the idea though. I don't think bragging about welfare and spending it in ways some might not approve is equivalent to fraud.

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Someone from SOFALAW is thinking about Lucas way too hard!
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Oh no wonder you guys don't look them, what a mess .

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He looks happy here. Why can't he just SETTLE? Give up the idea of having the perfect (i.e. barely post-adolescent) girlfriend. Give up this obsession with telomeres and sperm viability and ageism. Even in his heavily drugged, metabolically deranged state, he could find another woman close to his age or older. She might not be mentally or physically perfect, but you don't need perfection to fire up the oxytocin receptors. Just someone to love and be loved by. Lucas, let the drugs do their work, let your obsessions subside, and focus on finding someone realistic to spend your life with. You could be happy again.
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I don't imagine his luck would get much better if he "settled" for older women, especially since he'd probably constantly mention that he's settling
 
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