Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Rest assured the money I'm getting *BELCH* is going towards helping my mother."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

You know something, if he wants to go to a convention so bad, he needs to do what I'm doing for my own convention trip, and that is to scour everywhere for loose change. Every coin that's currency, you squat down and pick up.

In America, don't they have these objects called coin star machines?

Fuck man, imagine how much money he could find simply if he looks. Look because it exists! Every day you can find at least one penny. And when you're this thirsty for juvenile conventions, you do whatever you can to make sure it happens.

 

[Trilby]

Would be interesting if he gets to work there, bronies can't say no, it's all about love and tolerance right?

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Assuming Chris even bothers to do what they tell him to do without half-assing it.

I agree - nobody thought too much about him going last year...except when he got back it was all gold. The dumbass must have been going around in public with that stupid ass unicorn horn all the time, probably stared into the eclipse without protection (while wearing the horn no less!), and immediately began to talk about how binatural beats gave him psychic powers of bending paper with telekinesis and he was hoping the eventual power of flight.

Getting kick out of church was the icing on the cake.

Happy Chris is best Chris, because he just believes the dumbest of things in that state.

Yes, he does.

 

[Marvin]

"Rest assured the money I'm getting *BELCH* is going towards helping my mother."

It looks like Chris is wearing a tubetop.

 

[Done]

It looks like Chris is wearing a tubetop.

Nah that's the blanket, look at it go beyond his right arm.

Dude is natural here.

 

[Marvin]

Nah that's the blanket, look at it go beyond his right arm.

Dude is natural here.

Oh yeah, I know. Just saying, the idea of Chris wearing a tubetop is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.

Edit: Also, Chris is getting fatter. He's like Cecily Jr.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Getting kick out of church was the icing on the cake.

Oh my God I absolutely forgot that actually happened. What was it he said about the matter, they kicked him out because they thought he was a Nazi by wearing that stupid forehead dildo and refusing to take it off in the house of the lord?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

You know something, if he wants to go to a convention so bad, he needs to do what I'm doing for my own convention trip, and that is to scour everywhere for loose change. Every coin that's currency, you squat down and pick up.

In America, don't they have these objects called coin star machines?

Fuck man, imagine how much money he could find simply if he looks. Look because it exists! Every day you can find at least one penny. And when you're this thirsty for juvenile conventions, you do whatever you can to make sure it happens.

Look, I pick up coins, but let's be real. It is not a viable money-making strategy. It's something you do out of principle because you hate to see something of value just lying there on the ground unwanted. If you're actually trying to make a decent return for your investment of time and effort, you're better off grabbing a mop and at least then you're making minimum wage.

 

[Trilby]

Oh my God I absolutely forgot that actually happened. What was it he said about the matter, they kicked him out because they thought he was a Nazi by wearing that stupid forehead dildo and refusing to take it off in the house of the lord?

Yes, something like that was what he said on the matter. Don't forget this happened after that incident in town and Chris was on the Brony high.

 

[Raiken]

Oh my God I absolutely forgot that actually happened. What was it he said about the matter, they kicked him out because they thought he was a Nazi by wearing that stupid forehead dildo and refusing to take it off in the house of the lord?

Don't forget he said he was waving a flyer into his face and holding back tears.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

"Rest assured the money I'm getting *BELCH* is going towards helping my mother."

Lying in bed naked but he still puts his greasy hat on for the video lol, good ol' Chris.

I thought the pony con would be at the end of the month the way he's begging but no, it's in fucking July. Three damn tugboats from now. I don't know cons, don't they sell passes at the door too for people who don't pre-register? He doesn't need the money ASAP if it's really for the con lol he's just being impatient, and possibly slightly paranoid.

 

[Marvin]

Lying in bed naked but he still puts his greasy hat on for the video lol, good ol' Chris.

I thought the pony con would be at the end of the month the way he's begging but no, it's in fucking July. Three damn tugboats from now. I don't know cons, don't they sell passes at the door too for people who don't pre-register? He doesn't need the money ASAP if it's really for the con lol he's just being impatient, and possibly slightly paranoid.

The hotel room will be expensive as fuck. Not three tugboats worth, but they've got mortgage payments and stuff, so maybe the math checks out.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Lying in bed naked but he still puts his greasy hat on for the video lol, good ol' Chris.

I thought the pony con would be at the end of the month the way he's begging but no, it's in fucking July. Three damn tugboats from now. I don't know cons, don't they sell passes at the door too for people who don't pre-register? He doesn't need the money ASAP if it's really for the con lol he's just being impatient, and possibly slightly paranoid.

Hmm, one way to interpret this is that he needs the money NOW to pay off something, which if not paid off will eat up his cash to come on the Tugboat later this year.

Or maybe he's just trying to pre-register? A quick check of Bronycon ticket sales right now shows that the top ticket level of "Diamond" which is $2k a pop(holy fuck!) is already sold out (double holy - oh wait it's bronies that explains everything) - though it exclusively also gets the ticket holder a pre-booked room at the hotel the con is at so the price is a bit more understandable.

Regardless, the $1k "Gold" level tickets are still available, which besides lacking the hotel room gets you everything from diamond anyway aside from an extra framed picture of you taken at the event, your name said at "rope drop" (opening ceremonies I guess), and a "Mystery Item". What IS included exclusively with Gold tier at this point is a plushie of the con mascot, reserved seating at all panels, and a lot of other free shit that is exactly what Chris would like. It could be Chris is shooting for that level because he pretty much acts like Bronycon is his own personal Disneyworld trip, so he wants to get the full package deal - but as we know, finances in Casa de Chandler are ever more horrible and trying to scrape together money to fund Bronycon at that price point (plus gas, hotel, artist alley crap, etc.) requires desperate toy sales.

 

[Mason Verger]

In three weeks Chris could be looking at trespassing fine of $300-$1000. The fact that it's a mall, with years of negative history with Chris's scofflaw habits and not some small business owner with a conscience, might not bode well for him.
I could see Chris getting a "diamond pass" to the county jail if he can't cough up the fine. I know we're used to continuances and soft judges, but you never know. This could be the time he gets one that thinks "this is Trumps America and I'm tired of this tranny bullshit. 30 day guest of the county."

 

[Slap47]

Or, maybe she is against all this - but then, how is she going to stop him in her condition?




My question is - what do they do with the items after they've received them?

I can't imagine anyone proudly putting said items on display, you know?

Has Chris taken over the asylum? She was in one of the videos begging for money.

 

[MahFibro!]

Has Chris taken over the asylum? She was in one of the videos begging for money.

I wouldn't be shocked if he has.

Come to think of it - who keeps an eye on her (and their pets) while CWC waddles off to partake in his funsies?

 

[LongtimeLurker]

The hotel room will be expensive as fuck. Not three tugboats worth, but they've got mortgage payments and stuff, so maybe the math checks out.

Ah yeah, the hotel fees'll be a bitch and a half. Though, you'd think there'd be at least one hotel that's further from the con but much less pricey. It just seems like he's being awfully frantic about an event three months from now.

 

[MasterDisaster]

In America, don't they have these objects called coin star machines?

Coinstar isn't worth the time or effort. They take 12$ for every 100$ and that's the base setup for a machine; stores can actually jack up the processing fee if they want.

...Wait, getting less money back from an initial investment and calling it a win? This is right up Chris' finacial alley.

 

[MY 405]

In three weeks Chris could be looking at trespassing fine of $300-$1000. The fact that it's a mall, with years of negative history with Chris's scofflaw habits and not some small business owner with a conscience, might not bode well for him.
I could see Chris getting a "diamond pass" to the county jail if he can't cough up the fine. I know we're used to continuances and soft judges, but you never know. This could be the time he gets one that thinks "this is Trumps America and I'm tired of this tranny bullshit. 30 day guest of the county."

His next trip to court is over the ban from The End Game, which isn’t in the Fashion Square, it’s his new Game Place. It was confirmed he was banned by the store’s FB Page. I think you and @Optimus Prime called this. He’s worried about what’s coming up fine wise because that’s all that ever happens to him, he goes to his hug box fake therapy and he also wants the Big Ticket pass to Bronycon because of the “free/exclusive” swag rather than just getting in the door. I’m sure he needs some of this money to go find “silver slippers” that don’t pinch his dainty Lesbian feet this year.

 

[Mc StarChild]

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For the price Chris is asking, you can buy 13 brand new rings from "Herriff" Jones, with ~$350 left. (BTW Class ring are initially over-priced. These shitty rings are WAY less then $743)
In case you were wondering.

Looking at what other class rings sell for on ebay, and comparing it to regular jewelery rates, it seems like similar quality (It's hard to tell since Chris doesn't list the actual quality of the gold or gemstones, weights, etc) class rings are selling at about $250-$300, with a few $4-$500 outliers. If he lowers the price a bit more, he might actually be able to sell to some unsuspecting random bulk seller who intends to just pry the gems out and then melt the bands down of a mass of rings, like a Cash 4 Gold type.

What a fate for the famed Ring of Truth, melted down by a faceless corporation that scams old ladies. Chris really is completing his transformation into an elderly grandma.

The Ring is from Jostens (a shitty class ring company) which cost about 500 dollars