Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Strelok]

Looking at what other class rings sell for on ebay, and comparing it to regular jewelery rates, it seems like similar quality (It's hard to tell since Chris doesn't list the actual quality of the gold or gemstones, weights, etc) class rings are selling at about $250-$300, with a few $4-$500 outliers. If he lowers the price a bit more, he might actually be able to sell to some unsuspecting random bulk seller who intends to just pry the gems out and then melt the bands down of a mass of rings, like a Cash 4 Gold type.

What a fate for the famed Ring of Truth, melted down by a faceless corporation that scams old ladies. Chris really is completing his transformation into an elderly grandma.

 

[Xanax]

Also lol calm down, you always get weirdly heated when discussing Chris, you're probably not A-logging him, but you strike me as someone who's very invested in his life.

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Why not hit up some gaming forums and tell them to try discussing something other than video games for once?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If this gets sold and the payment actually goes through, I will eat @Techpriest's hat.

 

[Done]

Yes, but life experiences do have a way of forcing someone regardless of their mental competence kicking and screaming into adulthood. This is life knocking on Chris' door.

Fully agreed, though I don't know if he will take the exact actions anyone wants him to take, Chris has always been someone who plainly lives in his very own cartoon world, he's just wired extremely differently to anyone I have ever encountered, hence the collective fascination we all have with him.

In my own special way, I actually care about the big dummy.
I'm not as eager as you pretentiously sanctimonious trolls to throw Chris over the cliff.

I'm not trying to be sanctimonious or anything, I apologize if I did come off like that.

But you need to realize that Chris will always go in the exceptional lane of his choosing, he will always selectively listen to what he wants to listen to and dump the rest, and I am pretty sure he's not going to even read any of your advice (or mine, and I have posted similar things on this subforum about getting a job..etc), because like all lolcows who came after him, he's not self-aware, meaning that he doesn't even realize that he needs to actually change for the better, even worse, that mentality was consistently enabled throughout his life by his family, so how do you help someone who doesn't even realize they need help? The answer is you don't, because you simply can't do anything about it, you just continue watching the human trainwreck, switch to a different human trainwreck, or stop watching human trainwrecks completely.

Now with the above in mind, consider how I see the constant very serious posts about the dangers of titty skittles or how he needs to cut the tomgirl stuff..etc: I see someone who tries to indirectly lecture Chris, but all they're accomplishing is to directly lecture me about stuff I already know.

Why not hit up some gaming forums and tell them to try discussing something other than video games for once?

I didn't say don't discuss Chris, I meant you shouldn't get emotionally invested in his fate, but I still admit that you're right, to each their own.

 

[Mason Verger]

he might actually be able to sell to some unsuspecting random bulk seller who intends to just pry the gems out

I don't think amithyst is worth shit, I think it's the least precious birthstone, provided his isnt just purple glass.
Even Chris's birth month trolls him.

 

[NiggoPls]

Yes, but life experiences do have a way of forcing someone regardless of their mental competence kicking and screaming into adulthood. This is life knocking on Chris' door.


In my own special way, I actually care about the big dummy.
I'm not as eager as you pretentiously sanctimonious trolls to throw Chris over the cliff.

You aren't so bad but some others seem to have this compulsion to shit up the thread with the same garbage every time Chris posts a new item for sale.

Like, we get it, you think a sped getting a tugboat and selling his old junk to other speds will bring about the downfall of western civilization. We also understand that you really want us to know how badly you begrudge him the free ride you seem to think he's getting in life but seriously, it's enough to say it once, not every few pages.

It's starting to feel a bit like spam and it doesn't add anything to the conversation.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Ring's back to $1,000.

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Chris slashed prices on several other items. The Transformers are mostly $50 each (down from $150 or $100). The hair dye is $15 each (down from $25). Cole's homework is $50 (down from $200).

Jesus, is a loan shark after Chris or something? He seems really desperate.

 

[Mason Verger]

You aren't so bad but some others seem to have this compulsion to shit up the thread with the same garbage every time Chris posts a new item for sale.

Like, we get it, you think a sped getting a tugboat and selling his old junk to other speds will bring about the downfall of western civilization. We also understand that you really want us to know how badly you begrudge him the free ride you seem to think he's getting in life but seriously, it's enough to say it once, not every few pages.

It's starting to feel a bit like spam and it doesn't add anything to the conversation.

Chris is rather repugnant and I shant have intercourse with him.

 

[scared sheep]

Nah. It's just that he can only express emotion in the way he's seen others express emotion. He can still feel, but can't naturally communicate it.

So it is an act, in a way.

At least, as far as I understand it

This exactly. Chris does feel emotion - things like sympathy, happiness, love, anger, sadness, depression, disappointment - but due to autism, struggles to express it. So they over exaggerate their expressions to try and show it, since it doesn't come naturally.

He raised the price to a cool $10,000.View attachment 427005

What? Chris isn't that stupid...

Honestly I think raising the price ten fold was a subconscious passive way to keep the ring.

Barb was probably all: "sell that damn ring right now! This is your mess!"

And he's all: "fine! I will! These pretzels are salty!"

...yeah, that makes more sense.

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Already have some people more autistic than Chris himself claiming they'd buy the ring.

"This is memorabilia"

Spoiler

Just a fellow reminder, Chris touched his taint with the ring.

People really want to spend $1000 on Chris's stuff? I mean, it's better than going through their trash, but why?

Ring's back to $1,000.

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Chris slashed prices on several other items. The Transformers are mostly $50 each (down from $150 or $100). The hair dye is $15 each (down from $25). Cole's homework is $50 (down from $200).

...someone could very much buy those items. Some probably is budgeting this into their checkbook, right now.

It's pretty obvious that Chris got into more trouble than they could handle. I almost feel bad for them, they need one of those adult daycare/babysitters.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Hey maybe Chris thinks that he's going to be locked away here in a month after his trial (knowing his history with court, hell probably get another slap in the wrist). Either that or someone is blackmailing him or he fucked with the wrong loan shark.

 

[MY 405]

I don't think amithyst is worth shit, I think it's the least precious birthstone, provided his isnt just purple glass.
Even Chris's birth month trolls him.

It’s a semi-precious stone and there are very nice grades that are gem quality. Chris has a lab-grown piece of crap (lab-grown stones are “real” they just don’t form naturally), a galaxy cut is a novelty cut to give it a flat table (smooth top) with cheap facets. He’s worn this thing for decades and it’s scratched to shit. There should also be a karat stamp for the gold weight inside the band.

 

[Mason Verger]

Jesus, is a loan shark after Chris or something? He seems really desperate.

I think this is blowback from his trespassing charge.
Fuck, I HOPE it's blowback from his trespassing charge. Imagine if this just regular finachu crisis and next month there's another huge fine to deal with?

 

[Done]

Didn't he get a payday loan previously? That shit has exorbitant rates and could have been eating away at his finances.

Also:

Chris is clearly reading here, I think it was @Optimus Prime who talked about the sharpie signature diminishing the value of the toys..

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Did someone buy the ring? It's not listed anymore.

 

[Done]

Did someone buy the ring? It's not listed anymore.

Nah he took down the listing.

 

[Bluey]

Didn't he get a payday loan previously? That shit has exorbitant rates and could have been eating away at his finances.

Also:

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Chris is clearly reading here, I think it was @Optimus Prime who talked about the sharpie signature diminishing the value of the toys..

Grimlock has been marked down to $50, which is still not worth a price for an easy to find figure. Now if he was selling the Blue G2 Grimlock figure, that can fetch from $50 to $45.

 

[Buck Mullet]

The condition of some of those toys looks like a toddler had owned them, not a grown man who collects Transformers.

 

[Bluey]

The condition of some of those toys looks like a toddler had owned them, not a grown man who collects Transformers.

Didn't he throw one of these Transformers in a cat's litter box when he had his sperg moment over Trump?

 

[Stock Photo James]

I'm not an American, so, may I ask, what's the deal with class rings? Do American schools do that, or, well, used to?

What? Chris isn't that stupid...

Hehehehe heh he good one

 

[cans.wav]

Something is seriously up, he just tweeted again begging for someone to buy the transformers, third one about them in half an hour