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The American Hedgehog said:
lol, someone actually shelled out 50 bucks for Cole's old homework.

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Poor Cole. I haven't committed every depraved detail of this dumpster fire to memory, but I'm pretty sure he never asked for any of this. Right down to the diseased womb from which he was shat.

I can't imagine being inextricably tied to these people.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
lol, someone actually shelled out 50 bucks for Cole's old homework.

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I can already see how this is going. Cole was a teenager of roughly average intelligence with a slightly obsessive personality and his homework will be wholly unremarkable. The ween who bought it will revive the dead-as-dicks Cole thread with high-res scans and people will nitpick minor spelling errors or factual inaccuracies in a teenager's discarded homework to try and portray Cole as a drooling simpleton.
 
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Chandler Cats said:
Did some woman actually say “it wasn’t Christian” to be mean to weirdos and then made the rest of the post about HER tits?
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I dunno, sounds like she's just a bible-thumping holier-than-thou type that some parts of the country are known for being saturated with. "I'm better than ya'll and I just wanted to make sure you know it."
 
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Chandler Cats said:
Did some woman actually say “it wasn’t Christian” to be mean to weirdos and then made the rest of the post about HER tits?
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Welcome to the new world, friend.
neural said:
He actually wears the gopnik hat while on the treadmill!

How much more insecure can he get?
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It only took about several years to realize the feminine skullet did not look so feminine.
 
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James Howlett said:
I dunno, sounds like she's just a bible-thumping holier-than-thou type that some parts of the country are known for being saturated with. "I'm better than ya'll and I just wanted to make sure you know it."
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I know, but I love that she reared up on her moral hind legs, called us children, and made sure to let us know we weren’t doing right by God and then made sure she plugged her sweater cows. It was like a found poem. God help her now.
 
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