Containment Random Chris Updates

[johnny5150]

Putting Barb in a home would improve things for both Barb and Chris. The fuck would anyone want that?

Chris is making barb work for her fish and chicken

 

[Xanax]

How long do you think it's going to last?

Chris should get bangs to cover the hairline and wear a bun to conceal the bald spot.

Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.

You can get faux hair pieces for buns and bangs lmao.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.

Someone should just convince Chris to shave off that dried mess of seaweed hair and just take up wearing wigs.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Frankly, 4 miles an hour is a good average walking speed for a generally healthy, if not super-fit, human. I think that Chris may be exaggerating a little, especially with those legs supporting that paunch.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I honestly cant complain about him using taxpayer money for the gym. If only more people would do that.

 

[Stormy Putin]

Chris should be forced to volunteer at the local soup hotels if he wants to keep getting his Lego money.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Leave it to Chris to spend money just to fucking walk.

 

[Xanax]

You can get faux hair pieces for buns and bangs lmao.

Figured you were just talking about his natural hair. I'm excited for the inevitable Shitty Wig arc though.

 

[Stormy Putin]

Leave it to Chris to spend money just to fucking walk.

I'm sure he'll be clopping too.

 

[James Howlett]

Someone should just convince Chris to shave off that dried mess of seaweed hair and just take up wearing wigs.

Seaweed Wigs.

 

[Stormy Putin]

Seaweed Wigs.

Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Chris is exaggerating again. 4mph is power walking and I highly doubt Chris did that for 8 miles.

 

[James Howlett]

Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

Chris even has the Man-gina and skirts to go with it.

 

[Stormy Putin]

Chris even has the Man-gina and skirts to go with it.

You just made my day

 

[ScareBear]

Looks fake.

I was thinking that too, but it’s still amusing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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He looks like an obese, autistic 70 year old woman.

Also, is he at a gym?

 

[Trilby]

He looks like an obese, autistic 70 year old woman.

Also, is he at a gym?

It looks like one to me. Wherever he happens to be. There's probably a TV set overhead for him to watch whatever crap on as well.

 

[Lipitor]

He actually wears the gopnik hat while on the treadmill!

How much more insecure can he get?

Not to , but the hat makes me doubt he's doing a full 2 hours. That would get way too hot.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So now that he's working out, how long until Chris turns into a tranny Jason Genova?