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Chris should get bangs to cover the hairline and wear a bun to conceal the bald spot.

Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.
 
Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.
You can get faux hair pieces for buns and bangs lmao.
 
Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.

Someone should just convince Chris to shave off that dried mess of seaweed hair and just take up wearing wigs.
 

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