Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Anonymus Fluffer,

Date? Two legs or four?

DATE = Dimensional Aspects of Time Eternal

day=30=D4+A1+Y25
date=30=D4+A1+T20+E5


@ChurchOfGodHippo.

You are always WRONG! What an 9,4,9,15,20. Even though Genasis clearly says that right after Eve and Adam ate the fruit74, they sewed FIG leaves, you think it was a coconut that they ate?! What a 4,9,16,19,8,9,20.


Awe did I hurt your fee fee's again Richard by yet again proving how stupid you are? It's okay man, I have a life while all you have is well nothing really. How does it feel that your girlfriend doesn't want any of her friends or family to know you're on Facebook? "Love of her life" as long as people don't realize how insane you are. That's real love alright, being ashamed of the person you're with.
 
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@LoverofFist,

Nothing says lovin' like the Fist, puddle.

You're an evil lying antichrist.

IAM not evil, IAM not lying, and IAM not an antichrist. Try again.

You're not fooling GOD, me the Christ, or anyone unless they're also a fool.

So I AM fooling you then? Because you're the biggest fool there is.


Yes, that artificial intelligence is definitely the more intelligent Watson. For one, it's actually capable of learning with assistance. More than you've managed.
 
Sorry to disappoint you or anyone else, but I AM the Christ.

They way you worded that implies that someone who stole something only worth $200 can't be the Christ, but if they stole million$ (e.g. Trump University), they could be. Is that what you meant?
what I'm saying is the real Christ would not steal even a single grain. Someone who stole something worth $200, or even millions, both are NOT Christ.
 
what I'm saying is the real Christ would not steal even a single grain. Someone who stole something worth $200, or even millions, both are NOT Christ.
Brad has some obsession with the dollar value of his crime, as if theft were totally legal as long as what was stolen was cheap.

The fact that Brad reads meaning into numbers that was never there is not surprising.
 
Brad has some obsession with the dollar value of his crime, as if theft were totally legal as long as what was stolen was cheap.

The fact that Brad reads meaning into numbers that was never there is not surprising.

Too bad for him a crime is a crime, a sin is a sin. No matter the price of the thing stolen it bears heavily on ones soul in the afterlife. Richard refuses to understand this. Any good Christian or Catholic grasps this fundamental law...This Commandment as it were.
 
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Too bad for him a crime is a crime, a sin is a sin. No matter the price of the thing stolen it bears heavily on ones soul in the afterlife. Richard refuses to understand this. Any good Christian or Catholic grasps this fundamental law...This Commandment as it were.
We're probably only a matter of weeks from Brad saying that the Ten Commandments aren't valid, because if GoD really meant it, there would only have been 7 of them.
 
Too bad for him a crime is a crime, a sin is a sin. No matter the price of the thing stolen it bears heavily on ones soul in the afterlife. Richard refuses to understand this. Any good Christian or Catholic grasps this fundamental law...This Commandment as it were.
He defines repentance and thinks he can repent to himself. I think he thinks he's fine because he felt guilty briefly.
 
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@gobbledygook,

Antichrist is one person at a time like Christ is. You and the other Kiwi Farmers are antichrists - evil antichrists.
 
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@Raise 'Em High,

I've never been to Jerusalem (in this lifetime), although Miami is the 'New Jerusalem' and I've known I was the Christ since I was 20 (1979). You judged me, therefore...

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4.20.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 474 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

@hood LICKCOW,

What I AM saying is that YOU don't get to pick who the Christ is. There's no vote involved in the process - I AM not running for election to be the Christ.
 
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@Raise 'Em High,

I've never been to Jerusalem (in this lifetime), although Miami is the 'New Jerusalem' and I've known I was the Christ since I was 20 (1979). You judged me, therefore...

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4.20.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 474 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
In the 80s, did you do cocaine and did you wear a gold chain?
 
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@gobbledygook,

This is what you get...

hippos.jpg
 
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@gobbledygook,

Antichrist is one person at a time like Christ is. You and the other Kiwi Farmers are antichrists - evil antichrists.
You totally just contradicted yourself... which is nothing new.

Regardless, you're the one being evil and uncharitable. Here we are trying to help you understand how the world works, and you're calling us all sorts of names. Like Jesus, we have compassion for the infirm and the imprisoned, the poor and the lonely (spoiler: you are or have been all four).

It's a shame you don't realize... we could actually help you, if you didn't enjoy your God-complex too much to let it go.
 
@Monolispth,

Werner Heisenberg never argued against there being a TOE. Find me a quote that says otherwise.

I indeed do have physics' 'theory of everything'...

Unified Strings 21/19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime

3D regular space + 6D/7D hyperspace + 6/7 aspects regular time + 4 aspects hypertime = 21/19 D&A spacetime
This falls under the umbrella of 'everything's theory of everything': GOD=7_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
@Monolispth,

Werner Heisenberg never argued against there being a TOE. Find me a quote that says otherwise.

I indeed do have physics' 'theory of everything'...

Unified Strings 21/19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime

3D regular space + 6D/7D hyperspace + 6/7 aspects regular time + 4 aspects hypertime = 21/19 D&A spacetime
This falls under the umbrella of 'everything's theory of everything': GOD=7_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
Prove it, using CERN data.
 
@ChurchOfGodHippo,

"Jesus turned and said to Peter, 'Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me;
you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.'" - Matthew 16:23

Hippo, you're far from being Peter-like, but I will say... Satan, get the fuck away from me!
 
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