Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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LordofCringe7206 said:
Hey, I have one too!

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I wonder if he will need to have his arms amputated as well. Then how will he make that stupid "thumbs up" gesture?
 
Truthboi said:
Wait are Movieblob's feet actually amputated?
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It's a joke/rumor that's been going around for awhile. While it's never been proven, there is a wide amount of evidence that Bob has foot issues. Back in January, @Sexy Times Hitler posted this tweet of Bob saying he can't walk around barefoot anymore because of his diabetes and "old foot injuries from when he was a kid."
 
Julian Williams deserves a beer. Getting that close to Bob, even on Twitter, can't have been a pleasant experience.

Having seen that exchange, though, something struck me. He was writing off the red states because "they won't help build a better future," and that's laughable in and of itself, but he seems so focused on the future that he never thinks about building a better now. Sure, maybe coal will be obsolete in the future, but we still need it now. It's like he's trying to skip all the hard work of living in the present in favor of dreaming about comet mining and moon wheat, and he resents being reminded that he still lives in the boring present where coal and red states still exist.
 
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Slowboat to China said:
Julian Williams deserves a beer. Getting that close to Bob, even on Twitter, can't have been a pleasant experience.

Having seen that exchange, though, something struck me. He was writing off the red states because "they won't help build a better future," and that's laughable in and of itself, but he seems so focused on the future that he never thinks about building a better now. Sure, maybe coal will be obsolete in the future, but we still need it now. It's like he's trying to skip all the hard work of living in the present in favor of dreaming about comet mining and moon wheat, and he resents being reminded that he still lives in the boring present where coal and red states still exist.
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That's because the present day sucks for him. Look at his life right and tell me he's a happy human being. He's a shut in, lacks friends, lacks companionship, has no job, has never fulfilled any of his dreams in life and has a family that likely only puts up with him rather then genuinely care for him. He's a miserable, angry, mental and physically-ill human being who is by all definitions a failure at life.

Nothing in his life is good, which is why he idolizes the future so much. The present day sucks, so the future will have to be better. That's all he has to look forward to in life. He has this delusion that one day he will finally get what he thinks he is owed, and that if just enough time passes he'll finally receive it after years of waiting. It's likely the only reason why Bob hasn't committed suicide is because of this delusion.
 
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Slowboat to China said:
Julian Williams deserves a beer. Getting that close to Bob, even on Twitter, can't have been a pleasant experience.

Having seen that exchange, though, something struck me. He was writing off the red states because "they won't help build a better future," and that's laughable in and of itself, but he seems so focused on the future that he never thinks about building a better now. Sure, maybe coal will be obsolete in the future, but we still need it now. It's like he's trying to skip all the hard work of living in the present in favor of dreaming about comet mining and moon wheat, and he resents being reminded that he still lives in the boring present where coal and red states still exist.
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Bob's stated that he doesn't care what process gets us there, just give him the "Superior Future" now. Robots doing all physical work, a single Earth government, the destruction of the "obsoletes", religion and nuclear families being a thing of the past, "aggressive colonization of space", etc.
 
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He has no idea that even if a Superior Future becomes plausible [much less possible], it's never going to happen in his lifetime even if he somehow became a new Methuselah, does he?
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
That's because the present day sucks for him. Look at his life right and tell me he's a happy human being. He's a shut in, lacks friends, lacks companionship, has no job, has never fulfilled any of his dreams in life and has a family that likely only puts up with him rather then genuinely care for him. He's a miserable, angry, mental and physically-ill human being who is by all definitions a failure at life.
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But does he realize he's miserable? I think that's one of the reasons Bob ticks people off so much: he's unbearably, impenetrably smug. I don't think he knows that he's a shut-in with nothing to recommend him.

RockVolnutt said:
Bob's stated that he doesn't care what process gets us there, just give him the "Superior Future" now.
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He never really grew out of childhood, did he? He wants something, so give it to him NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW, and fuck you if you're stopping him from getting it. Except the thing he wants isn't a Hot Pocket or a new toy, it's a perfect world where everything caters to him. And because he'll never get it, he'll never be happy, or be able to look at the present as anything but a disappointment.

... shit, I made myself sad now.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Nothing in his life is good, which is why he idolizes the future so much. The present day sucks, so the future will have to be better. That's all he has to look forward to in life. He has this delusion that one day he will finally get what he thinks he is owed, and that if just enough time passes he'll finally receive it after years of waiting. It's likely the only reason why Bob hasn't committed suicide is because of this delusion.
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Poor guy wouldn't be happy in any era. If Bob were born in the future, he'd have been bullied by asteroid-mining, moon-wheat farming space chads growing up. So to get back at them he'd talk about how asteroid miners were obsolete since we're gonna mine the sun instead and how we'll grow corn on Pluto in the Superior Future.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
That's because the present day sucks for him. Look at his life right and tell me he's a happy human being. He's a shut in, lacks friends, lacks companionship, has no job, has never fulfilled any of his dreams in life and has a family that likely only puts up with him rather then genuinely care for him. He's a miserable, angry, mental and physically-ill human being who is by all definitions a failure at life.

Nothing in his life is good, which is why he idolizes the future so much. The present day sucks, so the future will have to be better. That's all he has to look forward to in life. He has this delusion that one day he will finally get what he thinks he is owed, and that if just enough time passes he'll finally receive it after years of waiting. It's likely the only reason why Bob hasn't committed suicide is because of this delusion.
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Idolizing this grand societal great leap forward while doing everything possible to avoid improving his current health, financial or social situation. I was like that in my late teens. Either you wise up and realize you need to live in the now...Or you become Bob.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Screen Rant and Geek.Com?
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No. Small, freelance writing that doesn't pay much isn't a job. If he was a professional journalist that's another story.

Slowboat to China said:
But does he realize he's miserable? I think that's one of the reasons Bob ticks people off so much: he's unbearably, impenetrably smug. I don't think he knows that he's a shut-in with nothing to recommend him.
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I think on some level he does. I won't say his smug personality is an act, because you can be both smug and unhappy at the same time. He thinks he's the best the world has to offer, but I'm sure there are other times where he is sitting in his basement stewing over just how much he hates his life. The difference between Bob and normal people is that a normal person will eventually set out to improve their life. Normally after re-evaluating themselves and discovering that they are the cause of their problems.

Bob on the other hand just blames his problems on the people he hates and society as a whole. He views them as the cause behind why his life sucks, which is why he never tries to improve his life. Once his "superior future" arrives, that's when his life becomes great.

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Idolizing this grand societal great leap forward while doing everything possible to avoid improving his current health, financial or social situation. I was like that in my late teens. Either you wise up and realize you need to live in the now...Or you become Bob.
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:winner::winner::winner::winner::winner:
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I think it is really unfair to compare Bob to Hitler.
Goehring is more appropriate: Fat, considered incompetent by his own team, most likely going to screw whatever he is assigned to over, pompous, fat, a fucking denier, fat, always trying to make it seem like he is in the right even when he is stating a wrong opinion, fat, most likely to be put on trial one day...
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Close bu no cigar, Goering wasn't always fatand was a pilot, you can't tell me they invented a plane able to lift Bob.
Was there another fat even remotely well-know nazi that fits the bll?
 
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