Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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Bryan claimed in a tweet he has a child on the way as TED (Exceptional Detective.) Not long after he got barred from Kiwi.

This was to garner some asspats and fake attention on him .

He also posted about it here on the farms:
Im semi drunk but just fucking kill me now. God why. Pls no. Im about to be a first-time dad and I got turbospeds taking my sped looks. Feelsbadman

Emphasis mine.

Edited to avoid double posting.


Its weird cause I asked my gf to rate bryann (she was next to me a bit ago) and said he was average. and no homo he aint super ugly like he has 3 noses and a cancer mole on his face.

Looks average enough where he could least get a girl who is a 4.5/10 not the 2's and 3's he goes for. My guess is any girl he meets figures out he is nuts and probably catch him lying about shit he has no reason to lie about so they end shit with him. Leading him to date any thing that will open its legs for him

He isn't super ugly, but he's bland, also doughy looking. From the photo share in this page his face looks puffy, like he drinks too much.

I feel bad for any girl who has to listen to his pick-up lines. He's probably the kind of guy who brags endlessly about how awesome they're are at everything, and anyone with half a brain wouldn't need more than 5 minutes to realize he's full of shit. And judging by how he writes his posts, very little of what he says makes sense.

He comes across to me like the kind of person who grabs others by the arm when they talk at you.
 
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Some people suggested that might have been like his mom or sister or cousin or something, and I still kind of stand by that. They look a bit related. Although I have read some articles that say people subconsciously choose to date people that kind of look like them. But other than that, some dudes just dont have the chance to be choosy, so I feel with the dude on that, and kinda, digging on his girlfriend is pointless.



He is INCREDIBLY insecure and clingy. I guess he needs the attention and validation because he doesnt have a great self image, I kinda get it and feel bad for the dude.

Frankly, Null isnt gonna get rid of this dude any other way than a restraining order. Like you can sue him all you want, but he's gonna keep coming back until somebody physically stops him or he gets scared of any repercussions that he doesnt think he can fight back against on his own by going on a Discord Debate rampage or something.

Null doesnt really have anything over the dude so he's just gonna keep coming back and trying to prove himself going, "Oh yeah?! Fuckin fite me IRL pussy come on, do it! Lets go! I got a skype call open right now dude! You chicken, little bitch?" He's desperate to be somebody and prove himself. If he was a black kid in LA he would be shot dead in some petty gangland turf war over the corner outside of some suburban 7-11 within the first week of joining the gang. He's the epitome of a paper tiger.

One of his ex girlfriends had to come here and threaten to drag his ass and humiliate him and leak his dick pics or whatever to get him to stop bringing her up and just leave her alone.

Hes the boyfriend that girls warn each other about because even though he's not necessarily abusive, he's jealous, a bit possessive, and will show up and slow drive by your house on a Friday night when you arent with him, or he'll threaten to fly out to Iceland to beat up some dude who called his girlfriend whore on the internet because "NOBODY FUCKS WITH MUH FAMILY".

I've seen a few opinions over the C&D saga so far:
  • Its a lolsuit and will never happen
  • Good luck suing someone for that
I've yet to see anyone do much research on either of those options, however I can assure you there is a very real chance that the C&D is enforceable. It isn't a case of suing either as some people have pointed out. To put it very simply any host can term anything they want as "unauthorized access" and issue a cease and desist based upon what they term "unauthorized access".

If you access content you haven't purchased: unauthorized access
If you save movies from YouTube and their terms and conditions prohibit it: unauthorized access
If you set up a bot to save content from a website: unauthorized access
If you access a website by bypassing a CAPTCHA or any system the host wants to enforce: unauthorized access

It doesn't have to involved hacking or anything like that, it simply has to be a case of a website host being able to recognize a specific end user or specific method of access that they don't like and being able to issue a C&D to that specific person.

You'd think a case like this has already happened, however I haven't been able to find an example of this exact situation, however, with the laws written the way they are it is definitely plausible for a host to deny access to a specific user (for whatever reason they choose) and term any future access as "unauthorized access"

This is a good read on it:
https://digitalcommons.law.ou.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1026&context=okjolt
 
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Null said it best earlier, too: this whole thing wouldn't be possible if Bryunnn wasn't out there as hardcore as he is. Being KoP only works out for you if no one knows who KoP is in the real world.

Its really a choice that no one but him could find himself making, and he still made the wrong choice. Be a sped or be anonymous, pick one, and boy howdy we're about to see what its like to New Game+ being tarded online
 
I just want to read a court reporter's transcript that contains "Nope. You're a liar. Walk away," 6 times before a judge finds someone in contempt.

Another friend of mine made this.
 

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Yeah, he isn't one of those people whose instability hides behind a thick veneer of personable behaviour. You can talk to him for 5 minutes and think "I can't place my finger on exactly why I think this, but I bet if I went on a date with this guy he'd end up calling me 20 times at 2 in the morning just to "see how I'm doing"."

I saw this old guy sitting in the local coffee shop as I walked in. "What a nice looking old dude. He's probably a really nice grampa to some lucky grankids", I thought to myself. A talkative type, he struck up a conversation with me. He had just moved to town, he said, and despite my awkwards signals at attempting to exit, explained that:

He believed the coffee shop staff were conspiring against him (the owner's are long time family friends, so I knew this wasn't something they'd do), and the people at his church were conspiring against him.

Within two minutes, I went from seeing a respectable looking old man, to "Oh my god, this guy's insane."

One of his ex girlfriends had to come here and threaten to drag his ass and humiliate him and leak his dick pics or whatever to get him to stop bringing her up and just leave her alone.

Um, links plz?

Dyn is banned atm

How, and how long, and banned from just posting or accessing the site? When did it happen? I assumed Dyn was one of those inner-circle, oldguard type Kiwo Farms users. <I guess my question is just: Um, links plz?>

He also posted about it here on the farms:

Ah, thanks dude. I knew I had seen him say that somewhere
 
How, and how long, and banned from just posting or accessing the site? When did it happen? I assumed Dyn was one of those inner-circle, oldguard type Kiwo Farms users. <I guess my question is just: Um, links plz?>
It's in the Supporter forum, (more info on it) so I can't exactly quote. But Null said it was over doxing a lesser member for absolutely no reason, so he had to reign him in.
 
It's in the Supporter forum, (more info on it) so I can't exactly quote. But Null said it was over doxing a lesser member for absolutely no reason, so he had to reign him in.
@Placebo didn’t do -nothing-. they were being a complete attention whore.

Obligatory KoP sucks big black dick, and swallows.
 
If he is getting cuddly with JEW, that's fucking hilarious because only their kind would want to deal with the rampant sperg that is Bryan. On the other hand? I don't know if that's the case. They could very well be m.ilking Bryan for what he's worth by making him the pet cow in IRC.

Edit: Evidence is starting to suggest otherwise. And Bryan is giant cocksucker.
Boy, /cow/ wil let ANYONE in these days.


Homor was on a few of the streams. He also showed up on the m712 channel. Several of the people are blaming Homor.
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There was a reason why Homor was never a mod longer than a week when I had n0chan.
 
Bryan's inability to just accept sometimes he doesn't need to get the last word in is his greatest undoing. Nigga just has to be right and end the conversation himself, he won't take "fuck off exceptional individual" as a response.

When I saw King of Pol and BSV autistically titty slap each other for two weeks on a DSP thread, I thought to myself, 'wow, what a fucking sped'

Dude literally promises to stop a-logging before a-logging a few hours later. Would not be surprised if he was banned on the whole website
 
Quick question: is Bryan still friends with Jim? Does anyone know?
He hasn't been on a bloodsports channel since his sperg out, and all the host we're insulting him during/after. However, Bryan acts as if it's an "in joke" where everyone calls him retarded and that's just what they do with their friends. He probably views them as friends and is waiting for his invite to a real life event.

He will most likely continue to latch on in a spergy way for the near future, but I doubt he would be invited back on in the near future. His tweets go unanswered when the bloodsports group, normally retweets and likes all of each others tweets, while his are just on the sideline and ignored.
https://twitter.com/TheExceptionalD/status/987371026152611841
http://archive.is/ztDsT
 

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Quick question: is Bryan still friends with Jim? Does anyone know?

i think the short answer is no. i guess at some point they were digital buddies and he still to this day claims on his twitch that he streams with jim, but i think jim is just too big to give him the time of day now and bryan has no redeemable qualities jim could plug to help him out anyway.

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jim also did recently tweet a jab at bryan for accessing kf on stream, which i bet bryan didnt enjoy.
 
Brittany Vending or whatever the fuck her name is asked Jim about his friends on the internet. I sort of blanked out most of what was said because it was boring as dicks but he seemed to have made it pretty fucking clear he has no friends at all on the internet and he finds it pretty fucking weird that people do. Which is about right, not just because its weird, but because the people he interacts with are fucking retards like Andy and Tonka.

King of Pol and Jims relationship is more than likely just in Bryan's imagination. Sort of like the spacker kid at school who is usually pushed to the back of the class and spat on because hes a fucking retard, then one day some other retard gets moved into the class and gets pushed to the back of the room too but he is a little less retarded, then during a project they get linked together so the first retard thinks they are besties. I would be highly fucking shocked if Jim actually payed any fucking attention to KoP outside of laughing at the shit he gets into. He is obviously aware of it, because he made a few comments on the recent stream in chat, including that twitter thing.
 
This is Bryan's response when you corner him with evidence or logic, he ghosts on you. BTW, he did the same when I started asking questions about how he "proved" his allegations against Vidar, my doubts were ultimately proven to have been justified when @neger psykolog dug into the matter on his own.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-2173#post-2935957
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bsv-v...darthradeonviking.33539/page-151#post-2966217


Thanks my dude, btw, it is ASTOUNDING that no one ever made an ED page on Bryan, considering his not insignificant history of internet faggotry. The only mention of him is in this page:
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/GamerGate/POTM

The summary post is aimed at providing a nucleus for a more informative OP/ and as a foundation for a proper Lolcow Wiki/ED article.


yea he has ghosted on things about 10x times now. he will rate the posts calling him out dumb or autistic and then never respond
 
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