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Bryan claimed in a tweet he has a child on the way as TED (Exceptional Detective.) Not long after he got barred from Kiwi.
This was to garner some asspats and fake attention on him .
He also posted about it here on the farms:
Im semi drunk but just fucking kill me now. God why. Pls no. Im about to be a first-time dad and I got turbospeds taking my sped looks. Feelsbadman
Emphasis mine.
Edited to avoid double posting.
Its weird cause I asked my gf to rate bryann (she was next to me a bit ago) and said he was average. and no homo he aint super ugly like he has 3 noses and a cancer mole on his face.
Looks average enough where he could least get a girl who is a 4.5/10 not the 2's and 3's he goes for. My guess is any girl he meets figures out he is nuts and probably catch him lying about shit he has no reason to lie about so they end shit with him. Leading him to date any thing that will open its legs for him
He isn't super ugly, but he's bland, also doughy looking. From the photo share in this page his face looks puffy, like he drinks too much.
I feel bad for any girl who has to listen to his pick-up lines. He's probably the kind of guy who brags endlessly about how awesome they're are at everything, and anyone with half a brain wouldn't need more than 5 minutes to realize he's full of shit. And judging by how he writes his posts, very little of what he says makes sense.
He comes across to me like the kind of person who grabs others by the arm when they talk at you.
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