Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If they sleep together and AL wakes up in the middle of the night for sleep apnea or to eat then she'd notice Becky not sleeping next to her.
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From what Amber has been saying in her videos Becky has been trying to fix her own sleep schedule, which would mean that even if they share a bed, it wouldn't be suspicious for Amber to wake up and not find Becky in bed.

Also, if Amber was more self-centered, she'd become a singularity. I don't think she cares where Becky is unless she wants Becky to fetch something for her or use her as a prop in her videos.
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She retweeted this. The only reason they would maybe ask about her is because she's a damn mess.
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They might ask if she finally lost weight, and some if she's still alive.
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Any predictions as to what she will do when she hits 500 pounds in the next weight "loss" update?
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The answer to that is on every single video she's done this year - she lied.
Remember that before this new "journey" began, Amber spent the whole month of December binging. The 500lb ship has sailed.
 
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Scaleghost said:
There's no way she jogged. There's this 400lbs chick on instagram who "runs" 5ks and stuff, but in the videos I've seen she's moving slower than a average person walks. And shes been doing this for a while so she's already built up a lot of stamina. Now imagine the 500lb blob who can't walk quarter of a mile trying the same.
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Are you talking about Ragen Chastain/Dances With Fat? She's a total lolcow too...

She got a Guinness World Record for being the fattest bitch to complete a marathon. :lol:
 
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So now they're gonna dissolve the few teeth this poor thing has.

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Honestly, her whole thing is to keep lying to herself about everything. Oh, I have Youtube, I'm not a jobless 27 yr old. Oh, I live at a rented property, I'm not a dependent leech. Oh, I have a car, I'm not a shut-in that only goes to 3 places an accomplish nothing. It's that kind of thing.

She eats "healthy" for a few days or a week, or "jogs" for a few seconds and then thinks she's done so good that she then goes and shovels food in her face thinking that's just a minor setback that's normal even after the 200th time it happens. That's not going to change at any weight, not until something major happens at least.

:autism: Edited because I quoted the wrong person and I'm too lazy to quote the correct one :autism:
 
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Didn't mfp say she would be 500 lbs in 5 weeks If she kept eating the way she was eating? How long ago was that now? She will probably be there in a few weeks and I can't wait to see her crying on cam talking about accountability and asking how did it ever get to this. Becky is so over her shit. When cows collide it really is something special. When she mentioned Chantal, I laughed so hard I got my ab workout in for the day. Thanks ladies.
 
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Didn't mfp say she would be 500 lbs in 5 weeks If she kept eating the way she was eating? How long ago was that now? She will probably be there in a few weeks and I can't wait to see her crying on cam talking about accountability and asking how did it ever get to this. Becky is so over her shit. When cows collide it really is something special. When she mentioned Chantal, I laughed so hard I got my ab workout in for the day. Thanks ladies.
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I have such high hopes for a cow crossover ft. AL and Chantal. Chantal's also been mentioning another one of my lesser known faves lately, Kandy Foxx. Us simple farmers are in for a real treat if they keep this up.
 
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I have such high hopes for a cow crossover ft. AL and Chantal. Chantal's also been mentioning another one of my lesser known faves lately, Kandy Foxx. Us simple farmers are in for a real treat if they keep this up.
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:offtopic: I like Kandy but haven't dug too deeply into her background. She seems like a normal fat with a job and vacations, I know she did fetish stuff but never hid it, and she had WLS (twice?). She buys ridiculous amounts of shit, but I can't fault her for pouring YT bux back into YT content. Is she a garbage person like AL and Chantal?

I watch her because her body freaks me out but she seems nice.
 
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ricecake said:
:offtopic: I like Kandy but haven't dug too deeply into her background. She seems like a normal fat with a job and vacations, I know she did fetish stuff but never hid it, and she had WLS (twice?). She buys ridiculous amounts of shit, but I can't fault her for pouring YT bux back into YT content. Is she a garbage person like AL and Chantal?

I watch her because her body freaks me out but she seems nice.
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She seems pretty normal for a FA, if not a little bitchy sometimes.
 
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ricecake said:
:offtopic: I like Kandy but haven't dug too deeply into her background. She seems like a normal fat with a job and vacations, I know she did fetish stuff but never hid it, and she had WLS (twice?). She buys ridiculous amounts of shit, but I can't fault her for pouring YT bux back into YT content. Is she a garbage person like AL and Chantal?

I watch her because her body freaks me out but she seems nice.
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I don’t doubt that both Chantal and Amber watch Kandi in order to feel better about themselves bc she seems to legitimately only gain weight in her midsection and it leads to a very unnatural looking fat body.

I haven’t watched a lot of her videos but she has a day job and pays rent/bills, mentioned leaving an abusive relationship to be independent and support herself, etc. Generally a better person than Chantal or Amber, definitely spends less time feeling sorry for herself.
 
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:offtopic: I like Kandy but haven't dug too deeply into her background. She seems like a normal fat with a job and vacations, I know she did fetish stuff but never hid it, and she had WLS (twice?). She buys ridiculous amounts of shit, but I can't fault her for pouring YT bux back into YT content. Is she a garbage person like AL and Chantal?

I watch her because her body freaks me out but she seems nice.
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I've watched a number of Kandy's videos and I found her 89 times more likable than AL.
 
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Kandy IS a much better person than AL but it still astounds me how in all those "try on haul" videos she does, that she can look at herself in the mirror and think, "Yeah, this looks good."

I mean her body is literally a giant sack of potatoes. It looks so horrifying and uncomfortable. It's amazing how AL seems to weigh more than Kandy yet her body looks more human-like.

Why is Kandy not trying to lose weight?
 
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Ozul said:
Kandy IS a much better person than AL but it still astounds me how in all those "try on haul" videos she does, that she can look at herself in the mirror and think, "Yeah, this looks good."

I mean her body is literally a giant sack of potatoes. It looks so horrifying and uncomfortable. It's amazing how AL seems to weigh more than Kandy yet her body looks more human-like.

Why is Kandy not trying to lose weight?
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Have we ever seen one of her hooves though? ALs clompers look more inhuman than about anything else i could imagine on a person.
 
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