Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

[Mason Verger]

I would not put my dick between an upper and lower set of teeth which are powered by tard-strength for any amount of money or eFame. We've all seen Chris' sex proficiency, and this just seems like a risky situation to put your pecker into.

Looks safe to me..

 

[QWaffen]

Looks safe to me..
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[johnny5150]

Looks safe to me..
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That picture looks like it belongs at glory holes everywhere .

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That picture looks like it belongs at glory holes everywhere .

Yes to prevent da AIDS.

If he's working at gamestop, he isn't going to have $1200 to throw around without saving up for it. Gamestop pays pretty shit.

Either that's shooped or his mommy and daddy (or another relative) gave him the $

It's shopped, no rich kid, even autistic would claim that Chris was an inspiration and use him to draw attention to their failing YT channel. A rich person would either not be concerned with Chris at all, or they would use their money to embarrass a poor fat retarded person, instantly.

 

[Okkervils]

He's alluded to being at this since Liquid Bob, and said he was around 16-18 at the time. Being on the spectrum explains a lot of the rest of it.

Well, that's a good point...
@Jack Z , settle this (if you'd tell the truth..) for us. What's your age range? Don't have to be specific.

A) 17-20
B) 21-24
C)

 

[Mason Verger]

Aw damnit @Jack Z, you could've bought the Pornfolio for $200 less than what you paid Chris for nothing.

 

[James Howlett]

Aw damnit @Jack Z, you could've bought the Pornfolio for $200 less than what you paid Chris for nothing.
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Is this one of Chris' listings? Looks like there are some risque photos in there that even he wouldn't print/sell. Wtf is going on here?

 

[johnny5150]

Aw damnit @Jack Z, you could've bought the Pornfolio for $200 less than what you paid Chris for nothing.
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Is this nigga joking? Who in their right mind going to put out $1,000.00 for some badly drawn porn.

 

[James Howlett]

Is this nigga joking? Who in their right mind flinging put out $1,000.00 for some badly drawn porn.

I can think of one autistic Gamestop employee in New York who might be interested.

 

[Okkervils]

Is this one of Chris' listings? Looks like there are some risque photos in there that even he wouldn't print/sell. Wtf is going on here?

I've seen most of them before through leaks. At least the few I can make out. But yeah, it's odd. Effective though, I definitely think someone will buy it. Maybe not at that price but...

(i wish i was dead)

 

[Mason Verger]

Is this nigga joking? Who in their right mind flinging put out $1,000.00 for some badly drawn porn.

I see you've wandered into the wrong thread..

 

[johnny5150]

@Jack Z Chris needs more money by Friday.

 

[Mason Verger]

@Jack Z Chris needs more money by Friday.
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I'm not sure if I'm impressed that he's actually saving the money for bronyfest or annoyed that he won't use to pull his ass out of the fire.

Or he literally already spent it all.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The rabbit hole goes deeper...

Something doesn't add up here. I almost feel like those weird fucking name-drops were trolling ploys, but I can't prove it. Idk. This keeps getting stranger and stranger.

It does seem a bit much. "Hello forum full of people that dox and ridicule idiots on the internet, here is a photo and information about my idiot friend who does stuff on the internet, please don't dox him tho, he's cool!"

I think we need a new adage like 'poe's law' to the effect of "Sufficient :autism: is virtually unrecognizable from trolling or a personal army attempt"

 

[Rimjob Bob]

Doesn't surprise me at all that he spent it already

Mabey it's rappahannok threatening to cut their electric off just like last year.

My name is Barbara Chandler, we are in an emergency situation. Rappahannok is getting ready to cut our service. That will stop us from doing anything. cooking.................whatever. Please, somebody, buy, the 32 porn pictures for a thousand dollars, to help us with our emergency. Thank you.

 

[MahFibro!]

Well, that's a good point...
@Jack Z , settle this (if you'd tell the truth..) for us. What's your age range? Don't have to be specific.

A) 17-20
B) 21-24
C)

Can you really trust anything this guy says? I mean, really.

I'm not sure if I'm impressed that he's actually saving the money for bronyfest or annoyed that he won't use to pull his ass out of the fire.

Or he literally already spent it all.

My bet is on the latter.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That said, I assume he still has no clue that a certain local girl had been like four different people in his life.

This cracks me up to no end. I realize face blindness is an autism trait, & that this is the same man who had to study his own appearance in the mirror, but goddamn.

lol fag

Or he literally already spent it all.

Of course he did. The money was spent on toys as soon as he got it. You know he'll be begging for more money come Bronycon.

EDIT:

Aw damnit @Jack Z, you could've bought the Pornfolio for $200 less than what you paid Chris for nothing.
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Oh shit, I just realized that's the pieces of SheCameForCWC pictured!

 

[Mason Verger]

Of course he did. The money was spent on toys as soon as he got it

Weeell c'mon now, a cute little gym outfit too. The rest he wasted.

 

[QWaffen]

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

 

[Rimjob Bob]

I bet Chris went on the Cwcki and is now listing all the holy fails because he knows weens will pay thousands for them. He listed the crumple lope and class ring for sale in the same week. They are probably turning the house upside down looking for the filing cabnit key to sell his autism papers for $10,000. And then call Nathaniel Greene Elementry school demanding the recording of his screaming from 30 years ago.