"911, what's your emergency? ... Uh-huh. ... OK, I see. ... Can you see whether he's wearing a red Affliction hoodie? ... And sunglasses as well? ... Alright, I see. ... Please stay where you are, don't try to approach him, we'll send someone over right away. (*click*) OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!"So he's contacted the police about gamerfood, a number of times, by the sound of it. I've read a few posts speculating on his interactions with the cops, ie The cops know him as the village idiot, but this is the first time I've heard him more or less confirm it.