LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Does Chris want the pickle know?

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Xanax said:
When Chris first started identifying as a tomgirl crossdresser intersex whatever, his original definition covered "LBT Pride", specifically excluding gays but not bisexuals. Bob probably told Chris that gays are bad, including bisexuals in that definition because he was old as fuck and didn't know or care about the difference. Then Chris wouldn't have developed the same kind of disdain for bisexual people because he's autistic and takes things exactly as they're phrased to him. "Homosexuality is bad according to my father, who is wise, but he didn't say anything about this other similar thing, so it must not be as bad."

It would be interesting to know if he would take issue with two bisexual men being in a relationship; if they're not calling it "gay", would Chris be okay with it?
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I think he said bisexuals are fine because bisexual women are willing to fuck both men and women, which Chris finds hot.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
I think he said bisexuals are fine because bisexual women are willing to fuck both men and women, which Chris finds hot.
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He's obviously okay with it when women are involved in any configuration, but it would be hilarious to me if it turned out that the whole time, Chris was completely fine with two men being together as long as they call it "bisexual" instead of "gay".
 
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Marvin said:
He's being honest, but he hasn't said that he is interested in sexual activities with penises. Look at his phrasing carefully.
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To be fair, that is not how it goes with normal people. I have had a few friends reveal to me that they were gay over the years, and not one of them has added "just to be clear, I love cocks". Although, Chris probably would.

While I share your belief that this isn't particularly likely to mean Chris is interested in a sexual relationship with a cis-man, I am starting to be surprised there hasn't been an explanation of some sort forthcoming. It's not like Chris to come out of the closet in the most quiet, understated way possible, and leave it at that. Spiked-dick-licking or not. We are overdue for some long rambling explanation.


Xanax said:
When Chris first started identifying as a tomgirl crossdresser intersex whatever, his original definition covered "LBT Pride", specifically excluding gays but not bisexuals. Bob probably told Chris that gays are bad, including bisexuals in that definition because he was old as fuck and didn't know or care about the difference. Then Chris wouldn't have developed the same kind of disdain for bisexual people because he's autistic and takes things exactly as they're phrased to him. "Homosexuality is bad according to my father, who is wise, but he didn't say anything about this other similar thing, so it must not be as bad."

It would be interesting to know if he would take issue with two bisexual men being in a relationship; if they're not calling it "gay", would Chris be okay with it?
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I don't agree with your take. He was including bisexuals because he was including bisexual women. In fact, he zeroed on bisexual women as people who would be interested in both his male and female characteristics.

There is no sign that Chris' opinion about bisexual men has ever differed from his fluctuating opinion of gay men. Maybe back in the old days, a belief that bisexual men would be easier to pair off with female sweethearts might have been broadly consistent with his worldview, although I don't think he ever expressed the idea. But since he became a tomgirl, his beliefs about gay men have been driven just by hatred of men and a "keep that dick away from me" attitude. You can't separate bisexual men from that.
 
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Now that he's finally admitted what was long suspected, I wonder if he will complete the circle in a few months by ditiching the 'bisexual transwomyn', fully embracing his duck again and reverting to a male presentation of 'bisexual man'?
 
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timtommy said:
To be fair, that is not how it goes with normal people. I have had a few friends reveal to me that they were gay over the years, and not one of them has added "just to be clear, I love cocks". Although, Chris probably would.
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Chris is not a reliable narrator, especially not when trolls are involved. I'm not saying that Chris would come out of the closet that way. Just that a statement where Chris says "I am bisexual" is going to have a dozen different interpretations in Chris-speak (or most likely, idea-guy-speak) and the normal, neurotypical one is the least likely one.

Extraordinary claims, extraordinary evidence.
 
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Floralfeline said:
Please tell me this isn't a fever dream. All of this coming out so suddenly has my head spinning. Do you think Chris likes bears or twinks?
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Jeezus, could you have lobbed that softball any easier?

OF COURSE its bears! You're talking about a man who changed his goddamn NAME because of a bear. He surely craves the ursine schlong of Leonard Bearnstien, and of course the beatific pecker of Bearnstien's alter ego, GodBear!
 
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Marvin said:
Chris is not a reliable narrator, especially not when trolls are involved. I'm not saying that Chris would come out of the closet that way. Just that a statement where Chris says "I am bisexual" is going to have a dozen different interpretations in Chris-speak (or most likely, idea-guy-speak) and the normal, neurotypical one is the least likely one.

Extraordinary claims, extraordinary evidence.
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Great end quote. I agree. Chris has zero clue what he's dithering on about. He's a goddamn UFO sighting. A thousand different interpretations but only one unknown truth. (that's where Marv's quote came from, Carl Sagan's Cosmos on UFOs. )
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Jeezus, could you have lobbed that softball any easier?

OF COURSE its bears! You're talking about a man who changed his goddamn NAME because of a bear. He surely craves the ursine schlong of Leonard Bearnstien, and of course the beatific pecker of Bearnstien's alter ego, GodBear!
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I feel like I should try to use "ursine schlong" in a sentence at some point today
 
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The Prophet Zebediah said:
I don't really like new Chris. I couldn't care less if he wants to stuff his mouth with dicks, but I think he's so broken after being trolled for most of his life that he's simply starved for attention now. I don't think he knows, or cares, about what he really wants.
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Chris isn't starved for attention. Chris is being manipulated by dipshits trying to be funny. There's no need to overcomplicate the situation.
 
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