5/7 - Chris rejects group of Twitter orbiters

What would it take for him to actually realise Kiwi Farms is the more benign part of his following by now? At the very least, he could take our advice when we point out that these twitter people are silly guys from the get go, and that the dogs should be allowed outside more.
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I can't. fucking. wait. to tell you people what I've been up to.
 
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I can't. fucking. wait. to tell you people what I've been up to.

I'm going to optimistically rate this Semper Fi, but if it gets spergy or creepy I reserve the right to change the forum sticker to a tophat, or even a deviant pair of panties.

Any time table on when you're gonna let this (horse) shoe drop @Null?
 
* checks arrest records in a couple cities.

Any day now.

You know, usually when someone touches the poop and messes with Chris, Null puts out a hit on them and they get super doxed immediately by the google fu sociopaths that frequent this site.

... So uh, whats the standard operating procedure here when Null's the toucher? Who gets doxed? Do we like, do we dox Null? Do we dox ourselves? We should probably dox ourselves.

In all seriousness I hope this is leading up to the possibility that The Legend HisHerself comes back to the site. I was real disappointed when all that Jessica Quinn bullshit drove Chris away just after she agreed to come to the farms to do an open questionnaire with us. That would be great.
 
You know, usually when someone touches the poop and messes with Chris, Null puts out a hit on them and they get super doxed immediately by the google fu sociopaths that frequent this site.

... So uh, whats the standard operating procedure here when Null's the toucher? Who gets doxed? Do we like, do we dox Null? Do we dox ourselves? We should probably dox ourselves.

In all seriousness I hope this is leading up to the possibility that The Legend HisHerself comes back to the site. I was real disappointed when all that Jessica Quinn bullshit drove Chris away just after she agreed to come to the farms to do an open questionnaire with us. That would be great.
There are fun times ahead.

People will scream at me. Unadulterated, screeching rage. I will be lavished in it.
 
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