Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I would say that Bob is all bark and no bite but that doesn't do it justice. Truthfully Bob has a truly nasty bite and wants to/would bite if he wasn't so fat and incompetent.
The pathetic sucking up to his SocJus senpai's is just that aspect of him acting up.
After all the only thing a spiteful yet cowardly bully respects is other spiteful yet cowardly bullies.

I feel like he would bite hella hard if you fucked with him about not listening to his bosses orders to shut up during GamerGate. I feel like that would piss him off easily than Trump beating Hillary in embarrassing fashion.
 
I feel like he would bite hella hard if you fucked with him about not listening to his bosses orders to shut up during GamerGate. I feel like that would piss him off easily than Trump beating Hillary in embarrassing fashion.

Nah! Fucking with him in that way is hellishly easy. You just shoot his boss a backchannel message and politely ask if he is aware of Bob’s most recent sperging out on his businesses customers. By morning Bob is unemployed and meek as a mentally disabled kitten doing the “we mutually agreed to see other people dance” while metaphorically cleaning out his desk.

Not that I would know anything at all about that sort of thing... :cunningpepe:
 
Nah! Fucking with him in that way is hellishly easy. You just shoot his boss a backchannel message and politely ask if he is aware of Bob’s most recent sperging out on his businesses customers. By morning Bob is unemployed and meek as a mentally disabled kitten doing the “we mutually agreed to see other people dance” while metaphorically cleaning out his desk.

Not that I would know anything at all about that sort of thing... :cunningpepe:

I don't mean this as dickishly as it sounds, but if it's that easy why hasn't anyone tried that with ScreenRant?
 
I don't mean this as dickishly as it sounds, but if it's that easy why hasn't anyone tried that with ScreenRant?

As in all life it is all about who you know and who knows you. You need to have a level of trust and a channel of communication beyond Twitter shrieking.

Any evidence of that?

Sorry, but I saw no need to record or screenshot the private conversation at the time. Just not something I ever do. All I can say is I alerted someone that I knew that Bob was once again breaking his promises to The Escapist and was Twitter sperging at the gamers, and also tag teaming them with Faracci (whom his boss despised and had quietly ordered banned from his sitessuch as Screen Junkies. That was not common knowledge). Apparently he had had enough, I spoke with him around 2am. Bob was gone by Sunrise.
 
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Crossover with Laurelai Bailey.
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Black Panther: Snackbar edition.
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If Hillary won, he'd still live in a basement.
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And more slapfights, complete with arbitrary time cutoffs.
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Sorry, but I saw no need to record or screenshot the private conversation at the time. Just not something I ever do. All I can say is I alerted someone that I knew that Bob was once again breaking his promises to The Escapist and was Twitter sperging at the gamers, and also tag teaming them with Faracci (whom his boss despised and had quietly ordered banned from his sitessuch as Screen Junkies. That was not common knowledge). Apparently he had had enough, I spoke with him around 2am. Bob was gone by Sunrise.
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I feel like he would bite hella hard if you fucked with him about not listening to his bosses orders to shut up during GamerGate. I feel like that would piss him off easily than Trump beating Hillary in embarrassing fashion.
You see Bob wants to "bite" he's dying to "bite". But he's also a fatass turbo sperg. If bringing harm to his "enemies" was as easy as pressing a button he's do it.
Mentally Bob is 100% capable and willing to do bad things. He's not physically capable though. I know that sounds like pearl clutching/A-Logging but it's the truth.
TLDR Bob is a bitter miserable prick who is hindered only by his many failings rather than by any moral concerns.
 

I know there's like 50 things to hit him on in that very, very long spergfest, but all I can focus on is this:

"Criticism is one of my 4-5 professions."

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Black Panther: Snackbar edition.
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Does Bob know anything about Kamala Khan and her series other than she's a Muslim-American? Didn't think so, but I wonder if he was really onto something with Marvel Comics becoming an IP farm for the MCU because I would not be surprised if Marvel Studios is planning to bring Miles Morales into the fold somewhere along the line.

As for opinion on the news itself. I'm feeling more glad that I'm done with the MCU after Avengers 4 or maybe the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel. a Ms. Marvel film sounds like it's going to be some Disney sitcom-level shit.
 
Does Bob know anything about Kamala Khan and her series other than she's a Muslim-American? Didn't think so, but I wonder if he was really onto something with Marvel Comics becoming an IP farm for the MCU because I would not be surprised if Marvel Studios is planning to bring Miles Morales into the fold somewhere along the line.

As for opinion on the news itself. I'm feeling more glad that I'm done with the MCU after Avengers 4 or maybe the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel. a Ms. Marvel film sounds like it's going to be some Disney sitcom-level shit.
If Marvel starts running out of ideas and we get Riri Williams, Amadeus Cho and America Chavez in the movies, I might honestly piss myself laughing.
 
If Marvel starts running out of ideas and we get Riri Williams, Amadeus Cho and America Chavez in the movies, I might honestly piss myself laughing.
Same and it'd be pretty sad considering there are original characters you can use if you need new blood. A Riri movie will just create more fatigue for being more Iron Man sequels just with a "representation" angle added with a bland protagonist. At least do something "new" like Nova (Richard Rider) or something.
 
"If it's from an arbitrary amount of time ago, then it's like I never said it at all!"
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And Bob being punchable.

Also, "my office".
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Does Bob realize that these stories are usually hand-picked just trying to make it seem like going to try and shift away from large migrant labor is going to destroy economy? Though even if the first was true, does that mean Bob supports a system where those of migrant backgrounds are forever second-class status?
 
Ah man, always so funny to see the idiots fail to understand the difference between wealth and income.

Also how little they think through a maximum wage. i.e. if a talented brain surgeon was offered a high sum by 3 people to do a life-saving procedure, and all 3 offers added up to be greater than the max wage - what then? Is he supposed to work without pay? (hm... there's a term for forced to work without pay... what was it...) Or is he supposed to just refuse to operate on the 3rd? Oops, guess that person just gets to die. Sucks I guess, but we gotta make sure nobody is too rich...

Of course if max wage was fair, bob's would be about $10.
 
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