5/15/2018 - DSP causes a Twitter shitstorm by being toxic towards streaming community

[Windows 98]

this will be a long night for him.

well this just got confirmed!

new poll: how many bottles of gin will phil down by tomorrow morning?
1
2-3
5+

 

[Cult of the Dead]

The self proclaimed "realest motherfucker on the internet" sits on his couch and talks shit about everybody and everything. Everyday he is bold as he makes comments trashing streamers, developers, etc. He speaks so proudly as he backs up his garbage opinions because he knows his cult of 400 will follow him till the end of time. Sometimes his bullshit overflows into the outside would which penetrates his safety bubble. It is hilarious to see how fast he puts his tail between his legs when he gets a hint of the real world. When people, who he has no control over, put him in his place then he is revealed for being the bitch he is.

 

[Rare Drop]

Wouldn't being banned from Twitch be the worst thing that can happen to Phil? Is there even a question about it?

There's still Superchat on Youtube, but considering people could just wait until one or two strikes to fuck with monetization he'd be in purgatory essentially.

 

[CausticMinory]

Didn't he go through a shitstorm like this last year?

Like the Atlus strikes, Leanna leaving him, and Machinima dropping him? This nigga got some spring bad luck or something.

Edit: and the year before that was the fappening right? April-July are his worst months.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Jesus Christ. Once the sun goes down it's like DSP turns into the autistic subject of some nature documentary. Hibernating during the day, popping his head up only briefly before hiding away; going off the rails in the dead of night with endless Twitter diarrhea as his addled mind runs through the possible ramifications of his actions.

Go to bed, you aging faggot.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I said DIG UP STUPID

 

[Keystone]

Jesus Christ. Once the sun goes down it's like DSP turns into the autistic subject of some nature documentary. Hibernating during the day, popping his head up only briefly before hiding away; going off the rails in the dead of night with endless Twitter diarrhea as his addled mind runs through the possible ramifications of his actions.

Go to bed, you aging faggot.

He really should. All the gin he's undoubtedly drinking isn't gonna make it any better. I'd wager we'll wake up to him having made it worse (fucking somehow) in the morning.

 

[Zaryiu]

I'd like to take the poll but i don't how much fucked Vidar and option 2 were, so how much fucked were they so i can make an informed choice.
Oh DSP, it warms my heart to see him in potentially a lot of problem, i really don't like him

 

[Commander Cunt]

He's like Craig in that 90s movie "Friday".. He got fired on his day off for stealing boxes. Lmao that's exactly what Phil is like. Only difference is, is Craig didn't actually do it.

Edit: this was in response to someone's post saying "He always gets into shit on his day off". I tried to quote but my post ate it? Now I can't find the post I was responding to. Bugged forum mechanics dood. Nothin I could do.

Edit, the sequel: Found it:

Fucks up on day off
Out of context
Sorry not sorry
Not all x are y
Big pussy when popular person calls him out.

Guys I got bingo!

Serious part:. Jesus Phil needs to stream 7 days a week. He always fucks up on his days off.

Now that'll be 100 bits, or a $20 tip, please.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

I'd like to thank everyone for contributing to this topic and giving me a heluva chuckle as I caught up with Phil's stupidity. Much appreciated.

As others have said, Phil's his own worst enemy

 

[Kosher Dill]

new poll: how many bottles of gin will phil down by tomorrow morning?
1
2-3
5+

Real talk, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to be posting any pictures of the gin I drink during the staycation! You have to understand, there are mentally deranged human beings who GUOOOO back through my social media and say "Oh look, Phil bought 8 bottles of Cambridge Distillery gin, he's not supposed to have any money, what about the bills, RABBLERABBLERABBLE BRBBBRBRRRR" Pathetic, right? ACKACKACKACK

 

[BrunoMattei]

Wouldn't being banned from Twitch be the worst thing that can happen to Phil? Is there even a question about it?

He makes somewhere around $30-40K from Twitch. Possibly more. He gets about $20K from YouTube (but that money could be dwindling as we speak because of the ongoing Adpocalypse). And just around $10K from Patreon. All of this in a year BTW.

If Twitch goes away for him he is so incredibly fucked.

As to whether or not he gets a 3rd and final strike from Twitch I would say it's a 50/50 right now.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

So let's see..

1. A declaration of retroactive khantext & insistence that such negates all record of original, complete khantext;
2. This is actually all Twitter's stupid fucking fault for trollbaiting me with its insufferable 160-character limit (cue selective amnesia of the existence of Twitlonger, which I [read: Kat) used not 48h ago);
3. I'm sorry I got caught;
4. I'm sorry all you faggots decided to get butthurt & shitpile me with all this abyoos when all I wanted to do was take an unplugged vaycayshin;
5. Please Christ don't let the unjustified, ill-informed rage of this stupid snowflake lynch mahb manifest in some kind of khansequence (is that a thing?) for me;
6. Everywun bitching about whut I said just isn't educated about whut I meant bc they're the pieces of shit that don't hang on my every sacred word;
7. I just decided that game journalists are OSSIM // I've said that since Day Wun;
8. I'm going to shut up now. See? Look how shutting up I'm doing? Can everywun plz ack(AckAck)nowledge how fucking great I am at shutting up?;
9. While shutting up, I need to shut up more with spamblasting sad fat man lamentations about how this thing happening to me (but not because of me, fuck you) is in a posture to ruin my life;
10. And for good measure, I'll call myself a few names AS LONG AS I also build in a pointed statement that I'm "self-deprecating". Because we all know I don't actually think I'm the jerkoff here.

...Did I cover everything in DarksydeDamageControl 2018 so far?

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm not one who subscribes to the late night drunk tweets as much as others, but tonight Jesus Christ Phil put the bottle down. His 50 half assed apologies are null and void thanks to his 50 tweets begging Twitch not to ban him.

By the way Phil, since you're reading this thread while slurping down another gin and tonic, next time shit hits the fan don't post every draft of your apology, just the best one. Leave it to Phil to create raw unedited apologies.

 

[gh0stzero]

Leave it to Phil to create raw unedited apologies.

But all those apologies other people do are highly edited scripted kahntent its fake and deceiving to the reader, Phil has made a name for himself being a dumb cunt on twitter saying stupid shit and apologising in 50 seperate 140 character tweets.

 

[neger psykolog]

muh... muh...
muh why am i toxic
muh holiday got ruined
muh i didnt use any excuses
muh if you think i'm the same i was in 2010 you're insane
muh real talk
muh out of context
muh negative highlights
muh kids
muh wasn't trying to say people are actually paid shills even though i say the same shit every day on my stupid stream as a children's entertainer but this is twitters fault because i couldn't articulate things

nigga says the same shit every fucking day with or without queue.
its like fucking clockwork.

he says much worse things on his boring hour long prestreams every fucking day, the only thing that he's apologizing for is that someone actually read what he said on twitter instead of sitting through his boring streams

please lord jesus twitch mods, slay the dsp beast

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

Truth came out guys!!!!!!!!!!

He DOESNT CARE about other streamers, the apologies were totally for shows so that he can KEEP HIS LIVELIHOOD

What a scumbag.................who needs to pay his bills all day everyday plus tax


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As I am posting this he's still tweeting, and again of course it's about MONNNNNNNNNNNEY
What's with the "I will stop posting on tweeter about this stupid thing anymore?"

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Side note: That person he's replying to is Cyberdemon531a. A quite insane troon streamer who was permabanned from Twitch for being racist and toxic as fuck (and all sorts of other depravity). They now stream on some other site to about 8 people at a time, maybe that's a a glimpse into Phil's Phuture.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'd like to take the poll but i don't how much fucked Vidar and option 2 were, so how much fucked were they so i can make an informed choice.
Oh DSP, it warms my heart to see him in potentially a lot of problem, i really don't like him

Ok, the current poll has been pointed out as being confusing to some users. So I added a new option which will add clarity to things.

 

[AnOminous]

Finally, some good DSP content. Ever notice that much like Chris, ween-generated content is absolute garbage, while shit Phil does spontaneously to fuck himself up the ass with a cactus is the pinot noir of Phil content?

Everyone who got review codes is hurting Phil's business by proxy because they get unfair advantages like communicating with developers of the games, something Phil refuses to do unless he's bashing them because they created games that have the potential to embarrass Phil in front of his hundreds of viewers.

Didn't Phil used to routinely get advance copies of stuff and then just be too fucking lazy to stream anything about it? Why is he surprised he no longer gets advance copies?

 

[neger psykolog]

Listen here you fuckers. I see lots of Twitter links have been posted when I wasn't here and no fucking archive links.

If you post Twitter screencaps of DSP you have to include a link/archive link period. No fucking excuses.

Here are archive links for his most recent conversations:
http://archive.fo/E2OKH
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/996622325800845312
http://archive.fo/BjnzU
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/996621860853792769
http://archive.fo/DoHBi
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/996632481498517504
http://archive.fo/GwGDn