LGBT Chris buys some things from the HRC store, and a Stop Bullying Bracelet.

[Dio Brando]

Hey guys, I wanna show off my new anti-bullying bracelet to show I hate bullying

But first, lemme take a selfie

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hey guys I heard Chris farted

Should I start a thread

Brother, with all due respect, this is the Cwcki forums, afterall

 

[Enceladeans]

I met a traveller from an antique land

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Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

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Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

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Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

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And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

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Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

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Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

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The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

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And on the pedestal these words appear:

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'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

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Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

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Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

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Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

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The lone and level sands stretch far away."

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[Marvin]

Not to nit-pick, but I have to disagree. There's nothing charitable about Chris's actions. This is all a facade, his 'support' is superficial and self-serving. When the HRC fails to live up to Chris's impossible expectations, when they fail to serve as his personal army, he'll drop them like a hot brick.

Eh, for the moment, Chris stated beliefs concerning hrc are genuine.

 

[bradsternum]

He looks like someone's bloated, diabetes-ridden spinster aunt.

Edit: Fuck your A-Logs, it's true.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I can't believe he still uses a handicapped parking stop.

There is nothing physically wrong with him that he needs to take up spots reserved for people who actually need them. What a ass.

You talk as though Chris isn't entitled to park wherever he pleases, whenever he pleases...

As usual, Fatty is oblivious to his having revealed where all Barb's dental budget is being blown--beyond just Lego, that is.

 

[Zamininc]

Stop the presses! Christian Weston Chandler is wasting more of his money!

 

[Globe]

Sorry ladies, he's taken!

 

[Marvin]

Eh, for the moment, Chris stated beliefs concerning hrc are genuine.

To elaborate on this, Chris isn't saying that he loves gays, but merely that he recognizes that everyone deserves human rights. He's not lying about it.

Like, the grand wizard could say that, while he still hates those kikes, he might still accept that they still have first amendment rights. (I don't know what the grand wizard's position is on Jews and their first amendment rights, I just used that as an example.)

 

[A-Stump]

Brother, with all due respect, this is the Cwcki forums, afterall

Why don't you just marry Discussion

 

[Ariel]

I really want to give Chris makeup lessons.

 

[Hyperion]

pedometer

 

[MasterMan]

Does he think he is pretty or something? Or is it like a kid playing dress-up?

 

[Marvin]

Does he think he is pretty or something? Or is it like a kid playing dress-up?

When Chris dresses up for a date or a special picture, he thinks he looks good.

 

[Red_Rager]

I really want to give Chris makeup lessons.

And lessons on how to comb. How do you guys think he would look with a ponytail?

 

[lolwut]

Alright, the makeup and hair has really gotten out of hand. He's gone from looking like a middle-aged woman to looking like a middle-aged woman who has had the shit kicked outta her. It's less a profile pic and more a white trash mugshot.

 

[Opulence]

My favourite pin on his purse is the Gay Pride pin. For somebody who doesn't want to look like a dirty, dang homo, he sure makes the public think otherwise.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He's gone from looking like a middle-aged woman to looking like a middle-aged woman who has had the shit kicked outta her. It's less a profile pic and more a white trash mugshot.

Chris is ahead of the game. He knows he's losing the rental house, so he's going to transition right into a battered women's shelter. Lots of ladies!

 

[introman]

This doesn't deserve a thread but here is a miniscule new facebook comment.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

And lessons on how to comb. How do you guys think he would look with a ponytail?

Haircut with actual shape/style would come first (perhaps with a wiglet or extensions to fill in the thinning top). This wouldn't have to be super expensive to make a huge difference.

I know women who would look worse than Chris if they didn't have grooming skills.