Containment Random Chris Updates

[Maxliam]

Their situation? Heh, he should tell Barb to go fuck herself and lie in the bed she made.

I can't imagine he'd sign up for that. Or be able to afford that.

I don't disagree on where he can tell barb to get off. I don't think it'll be voluntary with the whole living in an assisted home. Given his record and what not, it's clear he's not a self-sufficient adult. The state will probably shove him in some shitty home and be done with it. Or he'll be on the streets, sucking ducks and offering his man china to whoever will buy him pokemons. Maybe we'll have a new saga....fingers crossed!

 

[Zilortha]

I heard he went to a payday loan place, don't those places normally require you to have a job before they do business with you. Anyway, isn't even Chris smart enough not to fall for a loan shark these days? Shit I guess not.

Afaik it differs from state to state, but from what I understand most don't require proof of employment, but proof of income or assets. So Chris could, more than likely, qualify for a loan. And the sorts of people running these payday loan companies aren't looking to actually do payday loans and make a tiny bit off of interest. They're looking to bilk poor people out of tons of money via fees and prolonged interest through deception, basically.

Is it purely speculation he obtained a cash loan, or just a working theory at this point?

From what I understand, there's proof he did in the past, but none that proves he has recently. I just brought it up because it would make sense. These types of entities often target poorer people and can really fuck you out of a large amount of money if you don't read all the fine print and aren't super vigilant in paying them. They're basically designed to cheat you out of money, so it wouldn't surprise me if Chris got caught up in that...

 

[Marvin]

I don't disagree on where he can tell barb to get off. I don't think it'll be voluntary with the whole living in an assisted home. Given his record and what not, it's clear he's not a self-sufficient adult. The state will probably shove him in some shitty home and be done with it. Or he'll be on the streets, sucking ducks and offering his man china to whoever will buy him pokemons. Maybe we'll have a new saga....fingers crossed!

Nah, this gets addressed time and time again in the what will happen when Barb dies thread. Basically, Chris is a full, legal adult. He can't be declared incompetent without due process.

The government doesn't take it upon itself to track down weird autists and lock them up. It'll take a local busybody to ram it through the courts. And even then it'll be tricky.

 

[Maxliam]

Nah, this gets addressed time and time again in the what will happen when Barb dies thread. Basically, Chris is a full, legal adult. He can't be declared incompetent without due process.

The government doesn't take it upon itself to track down weird autists and lock them up. It'll take a local busybody to ram it through the courts. And even then it'll be tricky.

Very true...so we're gonna see Chrissy turning tricks on Johns? Is this somehow less disturbing than banging a blow up doll? I feel sick now...

 

[Marvin]

Very true...so we're gonna see Chrissy turning tricks on Johns? Is this somehow less disturbing than banging a blow up doll? I feel sick now...

I think Chris has the potential to get into a sustainable, but possibly bleak, trailer park (or section lifestyle after Barb passes.

I think it'll depend on him having someone responsible, like one of his therapists or someone, to help him make the transition. Sell off Barb's stuff, sell the house, find housing, get into a routine, etc.

Now I suspect that he might have very little spare cash after his monthly bills are paid, which is going to be like hitting a brick wall after the lifestyle he's accustomed to.

 

[Maxliam]

I think Chris has the potential to get into a sustainable, but possibly bleak, trailer park (or section lifestyle after Barb passes.

I think it'll depend on him having someone responsible, like one of his therapists or someone, to help him make the transition. Sell off Barb's stuff, sell the house, find housing, get into a routine, etc.

Now I suspect that he might have very little spare cash after his monthly bills are paid, which is going to be like hitting a brick wall after the lifestyle he's accustomed to.

It's like the ending of Goodfellas, he's gotta be a nobody! Oh wait, Henry Hill got laid a lot and actually was in the mob. Chris is just....ugh...sad.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think Chris has the potential to get into a sustainable, but possibly bleak, trailer park (or section lifestyle after Barb passes.

I think it'll depend on him having someone responsible, like one of his therapists or someone, to help him make the transition. Sell off Barb's stuff, sell the house, find housing, get into a routine, etc.

Now I suspect that he might have very little spare cash after his monthly bills are paid, which is going to be like hitting a brick wall after the lifestyle he's accustomed to.

I suspect that EPIK WEENS are going to troll him by giving him $50 to make a 15 second video of some LOL MEME XD for a few more years at least.

 

[James Howlett]

I suspect that EPIK silly guys are going to troll him by giving him $50 to make a 15 second video of some LOL MEME XD for a few more years at least.

I dunno, maybe seeing 45 y/o Chris (a living meme) acting out other memes and actually getting paid for it would be interesting.

It would be like seeing a guy live streaming his hand drawing that picture of a hand drawing another hand.

I need a drink...

 

[Marvin]

Heh, Chris has been commissioned by a couple of performers in the past. There was that weird french dude in japan who had Chris draw his album cover. And then the boi spicy dipshits.

Also years ago, some guy tried to get Chris to sell his laser cutter attachments for 3d printers. He sent Chris one too.

Do we have an article on the cwcki about Chris' sponsorships?

 

[thismanlies]

Heh, Chris has been commissioned by a couple of performers in the past. There was that weird french dude in japan who had Chris draw his album cover. And then the boi spicy dipshits.

Also years ago, some guy tried to get Chris to sell his laser cutter attachments for 3d printers. He sent Chris one too.

Do we have an article on the cwcki about Chris' sponsorships?

That sounds like an interesting read. If you can source the materials, I'm sure someone could write an article.

 

[Marvin]

That sounds like an interesting read. If you can source the materials, I'm sure someone could write an article.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Commissions#Untitled.2C_dated_7.2F6.2F2014_3

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Love_is_Love_(song)

And this is the guy who sent Chris a laser cutter years ago: http://robots-everywhere.com/re_site_static/

Don't know what happened with that.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Their situation? Heh, he should tell Barb to go fuck herself and lie in the bed she made

Speaking of this, whenever Chris gets upset with Barb whenever she tells him to do something, I get the picture of Barb turning around, followed by Chris giving her da finger followed by silent verbal fisticuffs. And no, we all know Chris is a pussy when it comes to Barb, so he'll never tel her to go fuck off unless he ends up.realizong one day how much money Barb has taken from him and his life insurance.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The Cheeki incantation is from Idea Guy back in December, and this drawing is dated from after he got doxed. Either Chris took the Cheeki chant to heart, or this is another link between Idea Guy 2.0 and Josh Wise.

Also, Chris poses with a Funko.

Amiibos, Skylanders, and now Funko...

 

[shilly_mays]

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Already deleted, jfc! I'm new to twitter, does he do this often? I know he deletes tweets, but so fast?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Zilortha]

Oh, now we're getting somewhere.

 

[The Captain]

Already deleted, jfc! I'm new to twitter, does he do this often? I know he deletes tweets, but so fast?

He deletes tweets when it probably wasn't a good idea to post in the first place.

Chris still hasn't grasped the fact that the internet is forever.

Regardless, it's apparent that Chris is tired of being taken advantage of and plans on fighting back.

I like that he's getting a backbone.

If anyone were to have taken serious advantage of Chris they need to know that everything you do on the internet leaves a papertrail. If he tried hard enough he could probably find you (or dox you, like he's done before - and then other people find you) especially if you gave him your address, etc.

Taking advantage of the mentally ill (vulnerable adults, etc.) is illegal in all 50 states and at the federal level.

 

[Maxliam]

He deletes tweets when it probably wasn't a good idea to post in the first place.

Chris still hasn't grasped the fact that the internet is forever.

Regardless, it's apparent that Chris is tired of being taken advantage of and plans on fighting back.

I like that he's getting a backbone.

If anyone were to have taken serious advantage of Chris they need to know that everything you do on the internet leaves a papertrail. If he tried hard enough he could probably find you (or dox you, like he's done before - and then other people find you) especially if you gave him your address, etc.

Taking advantage of the mentally ill (vulnerable adults, etc.) is illegal in all 50 states and at the federal level.

I don't know about forever depending on how many people are documenting your antics. There was a chick in my high school who posed nude a lot in her first year of college. She was one of the hottest chicks in school but you can't find them. I've seen the thumbnails but those are now no longer showing up on any search engine. The site that hosted it removed the page qnd even the way back machine archives don't have it. Granted she wasn't a raging lolcow like Chris so her stuff is gone. His will definitely be up forever since thousands of people are documenting his life.

 

[Marvin]

Speaking of this, whenever Chris gets upset with Barb whenever she tells him to do something, I get the picture of Barb turning around, followed by Chris giving her da finger followed by silent verbal fisticuffs. And no, we all know Chris is a pussy when it comes to Barb, so he'll never tel her to go fuck off unless he ends up.realizong one day how much money Barb has taken from him and his life insurance.

Thing is, he doesn't get mad at Barb when she tells him to do something. She doesn't really tell him to do much and she blames the outside world a lot. Chris is almost never mad at Barb. They're mad together at whatever situation the evil debt collectors put them in.

They have a really fucked up, mutually dependent relationship.

Like there's the story about when Barb wanted Chris to sleep down in her room with her, but he wanted to sleep in his bedroom. She kept pestering him for awhile, until she got angrier and angrier, and then just lost her shit and wrecked his room. Flipped over his furniture, knocked over all his shit. She was trying to physically intimidate her retarded son because he wanted to sleep in his own bedroom.

He caved and went down to sleeping in her room again. He almost certainly believes that he was in the wrong and he was a dick for not acquiescing to his crazy mother's bizarre demands.

I wouldn't say Chris is a pussy (I mean he is, but...), but rather that he's been emotionally abused by Barb.

I don't know about forever depending on how many people are documenting your antics. There was a chick in my high school who posed nude a lot in her first year of college. She was one of the hottest chicks in school but you can't find them. I've seen the thumbnails but those are now no longer showing up on any search engine. The site that hosted it removed the page qnd even the way back machine archives don't have it. Granted she wasn't a raging lolcow like Chris so her stuff is gone. His will definitely be up forever since thousands of people are documenting his life.

Pre-internet, rumors faded. Nowadays, there's nooks and crannies on hard drives that will sit in people's basements for the next sixty years.

A girl getting trashed in a redneck bar and flashing her tits in the 80's would leave no tangible trail. Nowadays those pictures might legitimately still exist. Hell, they might end up in an electronics reprocessing plant in Nigeria or some shit.

 

[Maxliam]

Thing is, he doesn't get mad at Barb when she tells him to do something. She doesn't really tell him to do much and she blames the outside world a lot. Chris is almost never mad at Barb. They're mad together at whatever situation the evil debt collectors put them in.

They have a really fucked up, mutually dependent relationship.

Like there's the story about when Barb wanted Chris to sleep down in her room with her, but he wanted to sleep in his bedroom. She kept pestering him for awhile, until she got angrier and angrier, and then just lost her shit and wrecked his room. Flipped over his furniture, knocked over all his shit. She was trying to physically intimidate her exceptional son because he wanted to sleep in his own bedroom.

He caved and went down to sleeping in her room again. He almost certainly believes that he was in the wrong and he was a dick for not acquiescing to his crazy mother's bizarre demands.

I wouldn't say Chris is a pussy (I mean he is, but...), but rather that he's been emotionally abused by Barb.

Pre-internet, rumors faded. Nowadays, there's nooks and crannies on hard drives that will sit in people's basements for the next sixty years.

A girl getting trashed in a redneck bar and flashing her tits in the 80's would leave no tangible trail. Nowadays those pictures might legitimately still exist. Hell, they might end up in an electronics reprocessing plant in Nigeria or some shit.

This was in 2006. Like I said she wasn't famous at all. Chris would not even be a big deal if him and borb didn't tard out about the pic on /v/.

She quietly had them remove her page once her college fund was threatened by her parents. I'm sure someone back home has them saved. But for all intents and purposes it's off the web.