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Here's the context to those tweets, the ones Chris was replying to:
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Do you guys think she'll be Chris's new Doopie?
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Here's the context to those tweets, the ones Chris was replying to:
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Do you guys think she'll be Chris's new Doopie?
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Do you think Chris is still lusting after 3DPD now that he's supposedly dating his two imaginary friends? I know Chris still has a lust for china in general, but he's usually not quick to give up on his delusions, I just wonder if he'd go as far to stage an infidelity stage of his imaginary relationship to try to get in another innocent woman's pants.
 
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dacwcman68 said:
Do you think Chris is still lusting after 3DPD now that he's supposedly dating his two imaginary friends? I know Chris still has a lust for china in general, but he's usually not quick to give up on his delusions, I just wonder if he'd go as far to stage an infidelity stage of his imaginary relationship to try to get in another innocent woman's pants.
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I bet Magi-chan and Cryzel would be ok with Chris adding this live size anime figurine to his harem. It's polyamory after all.
 
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dacwcman68 said:
Do you think Chris is still lusting after 3DPD now that he's supposedly dating his two imaginary friends? I know Chris still has a lust for china in general, but he's usually not quick to give up on his delusions, I just wonder if he'd go as far to stage an infidelity stage of his imaginary relationship to try to get in another innocent woman's pants.
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Somehow, I think CWC will claim that, while Magi-Chan and Cryzel are completely and utterly faithful to him, they'd be totally fine with him having a side chick while he waits for them to join him in our reality.
 
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MahFibro! said:
Somehow, I think CWC will claim that, while Magi-Chan and Cryzel are completely and utterly faithful to him, they'd be totally fine with him having a side chick while he waits for them to join him in our reality.
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Magi-chan isn't faithful, he's married to Silvana and Mewtwo. So Chris is a cuck. Or Mewtwo is a cuck.
 
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dacwcman68 said:
Do you think Chris is still lusting after 3DPD now that he's supposedly dating his two imaginary friends? I know Chris still has a lust for china in general, but he's usually not quick to give up on his delusions, I just wonder if he'd go as far to stage an infidelity stage of his imaginary relationship to try to get in another innocent woman's pants.
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Don't worry dude, someone asked something similar. They asked about Magi-Chan marrying Chris despite loving Mew-two and Silvana to which Chris had the perfect response:
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So Chris can lust after anyone he wants, they can all join the loving triage - the more the merrier!
 
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Magic-chan isn't faithful, he's married to Silvana and Mewtwo. So Chris is a cuck.
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His characters seem to fit whatever narrative he's going for; even if it contradicts something that was previously established. I mean - I only just recently learned that Magi-Chan was, supposedly, gay (via on of CWC's tweets) when, last I knew, Magi-Chan was happily involved with Silvana. When Magi-Chan hooked up with MewTwo, was it ever explained what happened to Silvana - or were readers just expected to accept it?

Edit - just read the above post. So...Silvana and Mew two are poly, too?
 
MahFibro! said:
His characters seem to fit whatever narrative he's going for; even if it contradicts something that was previously established. I mean - I only just recently learned that Magi-Chan was, supposedly, gay (via on of CWC's tweets) when, last I knew, Magi-Chan was happily involved with Silvana. When Magi-Chan hooked up with MewTwo, was it ever explained what happened to Silvana - or were readers just expected to accept it?

Edit - just read the above post. So...Silvana and Mew two are poly, too?
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First thing you should know is that none of this was actually Chris's ideas. It all started with Joshua Wise, aka Idea Guy. Idea Guy would tell Chris "oh actually you think you know CWCville but I'm actually a cartoon character from there and this is what's happening" so pretty much everything in and about Sonichu in the last year or so has all been from Joshua and maybe some other people.
One of the things Joshua told Chris is that Magi-Chan actually had a secret affair with Mew-two, just to fuck with Chris's perfect make-believe world. So Chris, attempting to rationalize it in his mind, said that it was actually a three way polygamous relationship between Magi-chan, Mew-two, and Silvana.
Now the current Idea Guy has told Chris that Chris himself in the comics has fallen in love with Magi-chan and some other random Sonichu. Chris just accepts it and goes along with it, doesn't even care about the canon anymore, it's not his story.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
First thing you should know is that none of this was actually Chris's ideas. It all started with Joshua Wise, aka Idea Guy. Idea Guy would tell Chris "oh actually you think you know CWCville but I'm actually a cartoon character from there and this is what's happening" so pretty much everything in and about Sonichu in the last year or so has all been from Joshua and maybe some other people.
One of the things Joshua told Chris is that Magi-Chan actually had a secret affair with Mew-two, and Chris attempting to rationalize it in his mind said that it was actually a three way polygamous relationship between Magi-chan, Mew-two, and Silvana.
Now the current Idea Guy has told Chris that Chris himself in the comics has fallen in love with Magi-chan and some other random Sonichu. Chris just accepts it and goes along with it, doesn't even care about the canon anymore, it's not his story.
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That's because Sonichu belongs to the people comrade!
 
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Someone puts a lot of time and effort into molding, crafting and painting a figurine of Chris's character to send to him out of kindness and appreciation...

But who gives a fuck about them?! Chris spend 5 hours making a box! He's the creative one, he deserves praise!
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I'm pretty sure they just used Chris' custom amiibo technique of adding ears and a tail and painting it. You can tell this is what they did because the body and legs are smooth but the head and ears are really lumpy and uneven and you can see where the ears were added because there's a big blobby seam.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
I'm pretty sure they just used Chris' custom amiibo technique of adding ears and a tail and painting it. You can tell this is what they did because the body and legs are smooth but the head and ears are really lumpy and uneven and you can see where the ears were added because there's a big blobby seam.
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What I am curious about is why he didn't use the skills he learned after earing his prestigious two-year degree. Oh, that's right, he didn't learn anything.
 
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